I'd like to use my old resort mug

[nuttylawprofessor]

while pool hopping at another resort, where I will breastfeed a toddler in public and take an 8-year-old boy into the women's restroom. While doing all of this I will wear a sandwich board with a treatise against homosexuality on one side, and a treatise against the religious right on the other.

Anyone have a problem with this?

 

[cheyita]

Feeling bored tonight?

 

[NewJersey]

aren't you forgetting sneaking a 5th adult into a standard room?

 

[ashjohnson80]

and you can't forget your crock pot.

 

[sajetto]

You also forgot to say that you're headed off to the MK using a coworker's unused pass.

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

Not so much bored, but punchy.

What else have I forgotten? (I've just invited Aunt Maddie and her two kids to join the rest of the 4 of us who were already booked at Pop. She's bringing her illegal cooking equipment.)

 

[ashjohnson80]

You should also wear a thong to Blizzard Beach.

 

[NewJersey]

Can I add performing a marriage for two men at Disney's wedding pavillion.

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

You should also wear a thong to Blizzard Beach.

Wow, that would be sooooooooo wrong. That's absolutely wrong.

Great news, though, we've figured out that the kids can eat counter service, while we use their dining plan credits for table service meals. They won't care, we're dumping them with some in-room babysitters so we can go out drinking.

 

[BrerLizzie]

Don't forget to get a stroller and put a kid that's too big for a stroller in it, then hit people with it.

 

[sajetto]

Can I add performing a marriage for two men at Disney's wedding pavillion.

How 'bout in one of the parks instead (you're sure to get flamed for that one since you aren't paying DFTW for the service )

 

[DVCLiz]

I'd like you to rent the 8 year old a stroller, and rent an ECV for yourself...

 

[NewJersey]

How 'bout in one of the parks instead (you're sure to get flamed for that one since you aren't paying DFTW for the service )

Ah, I'm glad that with two minds working here, we've created the ultimate level of flaming!

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

I'm only renting an ECV if I can tow the stroller with it.

 

[MomofKatie]

You also need to bring your 3 year old and say he's only 2 so you won't have to buy him a ticket. Heck, while you're at it, take your 10 year old, too. Tell everyone she's 9 so you can buy a child ticket.

Also, put lifts in the 3 year olds shoes so you can cheat the height requirement on Space Mtn- and force him to ride, even though he doesn't want to and is crying hysterically.

Then, sue WDW for emotional trauma because he ruins the rest of your vacation by refusing to ride anything else.

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

You also need to bring your 3 year old and say he's only 2 so you won't have to buy him a ticket. Heck, while you're at it, take your 10 year old, too. Tell everyone she's 9 so you can buy a child ticket.

Also, put lifts in the 3 year olds shoes so you can cheat the height requirement on Space Mtn- and force him to ride, even though he doesn't want to and is crying hysterically.

Then, sue WDW for emotional trauma because he ruins the rest of your vacation by refusing to ride anything else.

I bow to your greatness.

 

[vanyel]

I'm hoping you remembered to bring your microwave along