I'd like to offer a drink...

[SwedishMeatball]

Hey lady!! Less than 3 weeks until your trip to Disney.

 

[The Mayor]

Yo dudette what's up

 

[The Mayor]

Hey lady!! Less than 3 weeks until your trip to Disney.

Beer

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Beer

I want to try the raspberry wheat.

 

[The Mayor]

I want to try the raspberry wheat.

Flavored beer is not beer...beer should taste like beer...period

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Flavored beer is not beer...beer should taste like beer...period

Shutup, beer breath!!

 

[The Mayor]

Shutup, beer breath!!

I'm only on my second...beer breath will be later tonight...I'll take and Old Fashioned Ale and and Irish Red

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I'm only on my second...beer breath will be later tonight...I'll take and Old Fashioned Ale and and Irish Red

I always enjoy Slurry Steve.

 

[The Mayor]

I always enjoy Slurry Steve.

Good chance he'll be around tonight

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Good chance he'll be around tonight

Maybe I'll have a drink or three and you can call me.....oh, nevermind.

 

[The Mayor]

Maybe I'll have a drink or three and you can call me.....oh, nevermind.

Chicken****

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Chicken****

Hey, that's the word I was thinking of. Well not the chicken part. But I'm Shober Sherry tonight.

 

[The Mayor]

Hey, that's the word I was thinking of. Well not the chicken part. But I'm Shober Sherry tonight.

You love the drinking threads but rarely drink

 

[SwedishMeatball]

You love the drinking threads but rarely drink

You love watching people dance but never dance.

 

[The Mayor]

You love watching people dance but never dance.

I hate watching people dance...most of them look like they are in the midst of a violent convulsion

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I hate watching people dance...most of them look like they are in the midst of a violent convulsion

You are such a dork. That's because people from Boston have no rhythm.

 

[The Mayor]

You are such a dork. That's because people from Boston have no rhythm.

Yes and those southerners are just ripping it up to Willie Nelson tunes

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Yes and those southerners are just ripping it up to Willie Nelson tunes

Hey dingus, I'm not a southerner.

 

[The Mayor]

Hey dingus, I'm not a southerner.

Southerner...Midwesterner...same same

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Southerner...Midwesterner...same same

Dude, you don't know a damn thing about Chicagoans. I may not be able to drink you under the table, but I know people.