I see the future mon and it's not pretty

[Miss Cleo]

I am sensing that MeanLaureen is going to be producing Tag Fairy 103 soon mon. I may have been shut down by the US Goverment but you can trust my words childs. So you best watch the Tag Fairy threads my sisters and brothers or it may be too late.

Oh, and dump that no good cheating man while you're at it. He's never going to change mon.


PS - I am available for private consultation, for a moderate fee of course if anyone needs my services. Just send me a private message. I don't need it to notify me, I will know it is there.

 

[TTFN]

I hear you sister....so now tell me; where are all those big $$$ you told me were on the way? (you do remember my phone call, don't you?)

 

[tidoublegger]

 

[JKanownik]

That is definitely the funniest post I have ever read!

Tell me, Miss Cleo, what do you see in my future?

 

[Stepharoonie!]

LOL!

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

 

[Miss Cleo]

Just to prove my awesome power to you doubters, I will give a few free visions to my sisters...

TTFN, the money is there...you just have to stop spending it. If you would just save it, you would have plenty! I am feeling you are a shopaholic. Go easy on the cabbage mon.

itdoublegger, I sense you like to help people...perhaps a nurse? I sense you will be going to Disney soon. I sense you have many neglected children.

JKanownik, I sense you have either been on a Disney trip recently or you will go soon. I sense you have a man in your life, he is medium build, brown-ish hair, and big black ears (kind of odd I'd say my sister...whatever floats your boat). I sense you are a veteran of some war. How brave you are mon.

Stepharoonie!, I sense you have a birthday coming soon. You have some sort of ex that will have an unfortunate accident that causes him to lose his manhood. You might want to warn him of this...or not. I get a feeling you enjoy breakfast pastries quite a bit. They are filled with carbs mon, beware! You have a thing for transvestites and scary clowns.

pirateofthecarolinas, I'm sensing more neglected lost children. I'm sensing you come from some sort of criminal family...perhaps the booze mob? I'm sensing you ain't going to like my visions child. Try to bring yourself and your family around to the good side and your karma will be improved.

Now, you will all see my true power of my powers. I am not one to be laughed at. The spirit world don't lie childs.

 

[chell]

You have some sort of ex that will have an unfortunate accident that causes him to lose his manhood.

I say she souldn't warn him. He deserves what he gets.

 

[Miss Cleo]

Originally posted by chell


I say she souldn't warn him. He deserves what he gets.

I'm sensing I shouldn't get on your bad side. All visions free for you mon.

 

[4greatboys]

Originally posted by Miss Cleo

Stepharoonie! You have some sort of ex that will have an unfortunate accident that causes him to lose his manhood. You might want to warn him of this...or not.

Well it seems to me he lost his manhood sometime back, so it would really not be good for him to lose a bodypart as well.

 

[Blueeyes101817]

now i gotta know whats in myyyy future!

 

[BrerLizzie]

why will she be mad??

 

[crazelion]

Funny Funny Funny Funny

lol

 

[JoGloMorKat]

Originally posted by Miss Cleo
You have some sort of ex that will have an unfortunate accident that causes him to lose his manhood. You might want to warn him of this...or not.

I think if she had her way, it wouldn't be an accident!

And Miss Cleo, I don't want to know my future. No reason to scare the rest of the readers.

 

[TalkisCheap]

i'd rather have it be a surprise

 

[Stepharoonie!]

Originally posted by Miss Cleo

Stepharoonie!, I sense you have a birthday coming soon. You have some sort of ex that will have an unfortunate accident that causes him to lose his manhood. You might want to warn him of this...or not. I get a feeling you enjoy breakfast pastries quite a bit. They are filled with carbs mon, beware! You have a thing for transvestites and scary clowns.

Transvestites??

As far as my ex goes....yeah, he lost that manhood quite awhile ago

 

[Pooh67_68]

This thread is too funny.
Stepharoonie, don't do it yourself call Lorena Bobbitt(sp?)

 

[Stepharoonie!]

Oh, I'd never do anything to my ex. He's gonna end up digging his own grave anyways.

 

[Miss Cleo]

Originally posted by Blueeyes101817
now i gotta know whats in myyyy future!

I sense a trip to DisneyWorld around you...I get that vibe often around here. How odd.

You feel you can weigh alternate objects in place of yourself for your driver's license. You can't. Weighing your suitcase (no matter how full it may be) cannot be a replacement for you. Doesn't work that way child.

I'm feeling you have blue eyes and you were born in 1981.

You will be going to the amazon to save the rainforest. There you will meet a medicine man and he will take you for his wife. You will never be heard from again.

Let me know how it goes! Good luck mon!

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Stepharoonie! - Your man wears panties...well, dear, he enjoys it too! It won't be long before your lipstick starts disappearing. It's okay dear, it is actually quite common.

 

[Stepharoonie!]

As my boyfriend put it, "They're BOXERS, not PANTIES!"

And they are boxers I should know, I get to see them