I rarely post jokes, but.....

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

A friend sent me this and I don't think it's just the Loopy Lortabs that are making this pretty darn funny.

How to start a fight.....

There I was driving down the road this morning...getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ... (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

....and that's when the fight started...

 

[ConcKahuna]

Reminds me of the scene from "Enchanted" where Giselle runs into a dwarf on the sidewalk and he yells at her.

Her response? "Oh Grumpy, it's you!"

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

I love Enchanted! Well, I love watching Anne Hathaway, but she's in it, so I love Enchanted!

 

[rpmdfw]

I love Enchanted! Well, I love watching Anne Hathaway, but she's in it, so I love Enchanted!

That's not Anne Hathaway in Enchanted.

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

Hmmm....I was thinking of Ella Enchanted.....it's the drugs, forgive me. lol