Man, I was just thinking that Amex is like a high maintenance girlfriend who done me wrong. I mean, I spend thousands of dollars on you every month, and you have me logging in on you all the time like some creeper, losing sleep at odd hours checking to see if you gonna send some love my way. But you ain't gonna, are you? You didn't even pop up to warn me that this relationship was on the rocks.

You wanna play it that way? I'm going back to my best girl, Chase. As soon as she lets me back in the door.