I had the most absurd nightmare

[monkeyboy]

I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me!

 

[Annette_VA]

Looking good, Billy Ray!

Feeling good, Louis!

 

[disneymama73]

Monkey? MONKEY! I'm a ****ing gorilla, you clown!

 

[JR6ooo4]

Get off your knees louie

MIkeeee

 

[phillybeth]

ONE dollar!

 

[Connieh]

When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.