I left you off with what may have been our actual "first" dance, us doing the robot on our way to the dance floor. But once we were there, it was time for our real first dance, and I can not explain how nervous I was! Even more than the ceremony! I am not a great dancer, Bob however is great, and a complete attention *****! You'll often find him at any wedding rocking the dance floor, and rocking it awesomely! I, however, look like an awkward mess! I made him promise no craziness ( dipping, twirling, etc..)
ok, this is the kind of dancing I can get into... actually, if you want to know, I was begging him not to let go of me and kiss me to distract me!
Now make me laugh
Do you see ALL those people just staring at us, waiting for me to fall??
I never said I wouldn't dip HIM!
and then he pulled his famous dirty dancing move on me!
That bit earned us quite a few laughs! and you can see WHY I married that handsome pants!
After the dancing it was time to find our way to our seats! FOOD time! I love me some food! To bad I have no food porn, sorry :/
If you look hard though you can get an idea! Don't worry, nothing was as impressive as it was at our taste testing... which pissed me off. '
Godo thing I had this hunk next to me!
It was time for speeches now. First up were my MOH's. Their speeches were awkward and just speeches. I love them to pieces and feel bad that they had to get up and do that!
The shot that proves how bad they wanted to to be out of the spotlight!
Pay back is B though! See the pretty blonde one, she is recently engaged and asked me to be her MOH!!! I'm ALREADY dying and asking the doctor for a xanax script to get through my speech! But did youread, my BFF is getting married! Aaaaaiiiiieeeee!
Clearly one MOH is NOT shy, remember?
THEN it was time for the moment that shocked everyone! The BEST best man speech from the most unlikely man! To know Bobs brother is to know that he hates everyone. He is better than everyone, and we are all stupid. However, whats some don't know because he doesn't show it, is that he's quite hilarious, brilliant, excellent scrabble player, and would lay down his life for me if I asked! He's a STRICT vegan, and excellent vegan chef, I blame the lack of meet for his superiority complex... no bacon, I mean, come on! In all sincerity though, the words that flowed out of his mouth was the biggest surprise any one there who knew him, had in their lives! I wish I could tell you what he said, but I can not.Remember my biggest wedding regret? NOT hiring a videographer!!! Not only can I never hear my husband say his vows to me again on that day, but we will never hear this! I would give ANYTHING to hear the words he said one more time! It touched not only me, but especially Bob. He is close with his brother, but not how some brothers are, so it was amazing to hear the heart that was poured into his speech. If pics are worth a million dollars then peep these to become rich beyond belief!
OH, you see a book in his hand...one covered in unicorn stickers?? SURELY he must have written his speech in there, right??? NO, he didn't! His speech was made up as he went along! and that is how you know it was real and heart felt! He did have some pics of unicorns, and such on the pages drawn though. We will NEVER know or hear what he said ever agin, but it was one of the best moments ever!
I pause this funny speech for a shot the Roots grabbed of my dad being a jack butt!
Back to funnyville...
I'm pretty sure this is the moment he "mad fun of" my puerto ricaness and commented that I call Bob "Papi". I died.
More in next post.....
The Tetris blocks were an awesome way to represent family and I would agree that knocking them over&placing them back was very fitting as things aren't always perfect tho with effort most things can be "fixed" when all involved are trying 
Can't wait to see more pictures and hear about your time in DW.
