Originally posted by faithinkarma
Charlie,
tell me something please......if a sports team won the championship and then went and hung out outside the losing team's dressing room just to keep taunting them, what would you call that?
Apparently you ( and by YOU I mean all of you engaging in this passtime ) are incapable of enjoying your victory unless you go out of your way to rub it in to the losers? Why is not just winning enough? What exactly do you want from us? How bad do we have to feel in order for you to feel "good enough"? And how desperate are you for that feeling, that you are willing to go on publicly acting like a childish bully to get it?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
good one
As you know in the history of civilization there are different periods
and yes on this great dis-civilization we have our own periods. I will give you the low down on the 2 periods I saw on the DIS in the last year or so. (IMO)
It started out with the blue period and the blue period pretty much carried the whole year. There was a time in June when the blue period gave way to the F 9/11 period. But alas the F 9/11 period only lasted a month or so (like MMs career)
than it was back to the blue period.
The blue and F 9/11 periods were very crude and savage times here on the DIS. (even more savage then the EROS death penalty period)(God how I long for the corn and emu periods) DISers who were long time friends were suddenly bitter enemys. DISers actually left the CB in disgust. (why when one DISer tried to bring peace back to the CB..by saying dont forget its all about the MOUSE..he was told to SHOVE IT! (ala Theresa Kerry)
DISers ripped into OUR president left and right. Why we even had some foreign DISers slapping OUR presidents and US in the face. What was really sad is that a lot of the blue team jumped right on the bash OUR president band wagon. (I thought we were ALL Americans first
hmmm..) Whats up with that? Yes we all are entitled to our opinions (after all this is America) but if a non-American is bashing us..DONT SIT BACK AND TAKE IT! The blue and the red teams should have beat back those outside attacks together as ONE ..and then after it was crushed
resume the in-fighting.
Then just when the blue period looked like it was going to be around for 4 years
a unassuming little POLL appeared on the CB. It was started by palmtreegirl it was so simple..just a few words.. If the election was held today who would you vote for? .
The POLL was the Rosetta stone of the CB. The blue team will finally get to see that the CB is really blue, the proof that the CB was going through a blue period now and forever. (well at least for the next 4 years). Generations of future DISers would look back at that POLL and see that the CB was truly blue.
Where the heck were the damm red DISers during all of the blue period? Oh there were one or two very brave DISers who fought the good fight against the blue tide. ..but they were usually bullied into submission
most of the time. Over whelmed by the blueness of it all
having no reserves they often had to retreat and regroup for awhile.
Ahhh but wait the numbers started to come in
WHAT could it be
Bush was leading in the POLL..it could NOT be!! From reading all of those blue threads for the past year..how in the world could Bush be ahead? This puzzled even the greatest blue minds. (however few there are

) It must have been some kind of unexplained bounce a fluke. (like the Red Sox wining the world series

) Hmmm did the Diebold company write the DIS web software..that had to be it? No or was Pete getting kick backs to rig the POLL? (hey he lives in Florida...hmmm) Why I even heard talk of pregnant chads being involved!
The POLL numbers kept coming in..the final count out of 355 votes was:
Kerry 132 37.18 %
Bush - 211 59.44 %
Undecided 8 2.25%
Other 4 1.13%
WOW! BUSH WON! Forget about the Weekly Reader results this was an earth shattering event! Stop the presses! Then right after the DIS CB POLL came out Bush came out of the GOP convention with a nice bounce..and it was not a fluke. (even though many blues harped on and on that it was) By George.. I dont think OUR president ever lost the lead after that..in any national POLL..how could he
after all the DIS POLL was THE official POLL
.forget about AP, CNN, GALLUP..etc (OK so the weekly reader poll was right since 1956..thats a pretty good track record..dont you think?)
All of a sudden I noticed the red team venturing out of the closet. The POLL being anonymous really showed the CBs true color.Quite a few anti-blue threads started to pop up. ( a red revolution perhaps?)Why I was even responsible for a few..remember my would someone throw the Kerry campaign a life preserver, or the ever popular can you afford to live like Kerry, or the Kerry flip-flop or the annoying Should Kerry apologize to OUR president thread?
I must say the red team never did get up enough steam to officially change the blue period here on the CB to a red one..but I think the November 2 presidential election did that. After all the RED team won..and dont forget blues
. coming close to winning is only good in horse shoes
So to get back to the original reason for me writing this
(and seeing that I broke f the pop daddy rule)
IMHO I think the red team does have quite the right to boast and brag for at least a while..after all we took the blue-**** for almost a whole year now.
Viva la red revolution... and my thanks to the red DISers who really took a lot of crap during the last year. For those reds who posted during the blue period thank you. YOU deserve to give it right back YOU earned it! (but give it back in a nice way as not to break any DIS CB guild lines)
Insert BIG bush ad here! (to the chagrin of the blues)
PS if Kerry won I would have supported him 100%
he would have been OUR president.
America first! God Bless America!
