Don't feel bad - I have to ask DH everytime I want to boil some eggs! I think it's - put the eggs in the water, turn on the stove and it will take 8-9 minutes from the time the water starts boiling (not the little bubbles, but a rolling boil). It takes about 20-25 minutes total.
I can't cook unless its out of a box or following a recipie. At least I have a DH that likes to cook and is good at it!!