Most days I'd keep mine, too--he's great with kids, but not so good with the around the house stuff. He thinks he can fix anything...and given enough time, money, and materials, he probably could. In the mean time, I'm growing old, waiting...and dont' even get me started on the time he rented a backhoe to dig up our yard in January to find a burst pipe that--get this--wasn't even underground! ARRRGH!
I don't think the kids would part with him, though--maybe someone would take all four in trade? Now that the baby's weaned, she's lower maintenance. Anyone?