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[lightningcoach]

This thread got me thinking about creating a new town just like Stepford (wives) - what should we call it?

All husband's preprogrammed to say the following things:

"You never look fat in anything you wear!"

"Let me rub your feet , it looks like you had a rough day"

"We don't have to have _ _ _ tonite if you don't want to, I'll understand."

"I'll watch the kids, you go shop and don't worry about how much you spend, use my credit card."

"I'll do the dishes tonight, you rest."


Any takers?

 

[jodikins]

I would offer to swap hubbies, but I couldn't subject anyone to my husband. Not even to my worst enemy! I'm stuck with a schmuck! He's not the man that I married....

 

[macraven]

Originally posted by jodikins
I would offer to swap hubbies, but I couldn't subject anyone to my husband. Not even to my worst enemy! I'm stuck with a schmuck! He's not the man that I married....

and i found his twin brother

 

[goin2disneyagain]

I don't have a husband to swap with you but if he's cute I'll take him.

 

[macraven]

Originally posted by goin2disneyagain
I don't have a husband to swap with you but if he's cute I'll take him.

you're on.............but remember the policy..................
no exchanges, no returns............

but he is cute and that does go far, and he is smart too..........
i will let you be surprised why i am giving him away.......

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by lightningcoach
This thread got me thinking about creating a new town just like Stepford (wives) - what should we call it?

All husband's preprogrammed to say the following things:

"You never look fat in anything you wear!"

"Let me rub your feet , it looks like you had a rough day"

"We don't have to have _ _ _ tonite if you don't want to, I'll understand."

"I'll watch the kids, you go shop and don't worry about how much you spend, use my credit card."

"I'll do the dishes tonight, you rest."


Any takers?

I am soo there! Sign me up as a citizen of that town!

 

[mickeyboat]

DH is a carpenter you can all borrow him if you want for your projects around the house.

But you have to put up with his moodiness and his stubborn inability to deal with a less than perfect situation. By this I mean when the kids get sick in the middle of the night.

It's a two for one deal, though, his father goes with him.

Denae

Thanks for starting this thread! It's a lot of fun to read. Don't get me wrong, I love DH. But sometimes I want to throttle him. Trading him in isn't such a bad idea.

 

[Jungle Skipper]

I'm available for rent....I make a great SO...

I cook, clean, do odd jobs around the house (and dont complain about it). I LOVE Kids and Disney, chick flicks are cool with me (i appreciate all kinds of movies ) and I am a hopeless romantic to boot.

I am easy going, loving and kind hearted.

So yeah..I'm available for rent ladies!


Jungle Josh

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by Jungle Skipper
I'm available for rent....I make a great SO...

I cook, clean, do odd jobs around the house (and dont complain about it). I LOVE Kids and Disney, chick flicks are cool with me (i appreciate all kinds of movies ) and I am a hopeless romantic to boot.

I am easy going, loving and kind hearted.

So yeah..I'm available for rent ladies!


Jungle Josh

Hey if you like football and hockey..you are a keeper!

 

[acepepper]

Originally posted by Jungle Skipper
I'm available for rent....I make a great SO...

I cook, clean, do odd jobs around the house (and dont complain about it). I LOVE Kids and Disney, chick flicks are cool with me (i appreciate all kinds of movies ) and I am a hopeless romantic to boot.

I am easy going, loving and kind hearted.

So yeah..I'm available for rent ladies!


Jungle Josh

Josh, Josh, Josh. Tut, tut, tut. You've been reading too many chick magazines and watching too many chick flicks. Despite everything they say, however much they protest to the contrary, they DO NOT want to be treated like princesses. Too much lovey dovey stuff is a surefire way to lose your woman. Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen. Sure, throw them the odd bone now and then but always stay in charge. Works every time.

 

[poohbears5]

Josh, Josh, Josh. Tut, tut, tut. You've been reading too many chick magazines and watching too many chick flicks. Despite everything they say, however much they protest to the contrary, they DO NOT want to be treated like princesses. Too much lovey dovey stuff is a surefire way to lose your woman. Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen. Sure, throw them the odd bone now and then but always stay in charge. Works every time.
And call them a skank once a day.

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by poohbears5
And call them a skank once a day.

I had the exact same thought!

 

[acepepper]

Originally posted by poohbears5

And call them a skank once a day.

LOL, I never actually called anyone a skank.

 

[poohandwendy]

sorry girls, it took me 18 long years to train this one...I'm not taking a chance with a new one, especially one y'all would like to swap like Pal mickey....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Originally posted by poohbears5
And call them a skank once a day.

Skank

I haven't heard that word in years. Thanks for the memories.

 

[lightningcoach]

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Originally posted by poohbears5
And call them a skank once a day.
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OOOOHHHHH! I just got a hot flash!

 

[Jungle Skipper]

that just seems so wrong...I'm not changing myself to be what someone else wants..thats just who I am.

Jungle Josh

BTW...skank..I havent heard that since high school.

 

[acepepper]

Originally posted by poohandwendy
sorry girls, it took me 18 long years to train this one...I'm not taking a chance with a new one, especially one y'all would like to swap like Pal mickey....

I don't believe that for a minute P&W. You're not the sort of woman who wants a pet for a husband.

 

[acepepper]

Originally posted by Jungle Skipper
that just seems so wrong...I'm not changing myself to be what someone else wants..thats just who I am.

Jungle Josh

BTW...skank..I havent heard that since high school.

You're a good guy Josh and I'm pulling your leg a little. But seriously, don't overdo the New Man thing.

 

[poohandwendy]

I don't believe that for a minute P&W. You're not the sort of woman who wants a pet for a husband.

LOL, ok, that is true. I guess it would be more accurate to say it took 18 years for the claws to retract...both of ours...now we play nice, for the most part. I wouldn't trade him, he puts up with me so well. And he calls me a skank, every now and again, to keep the fire going...