BriarRosie
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Wednesday, October 17th - Bistro de Paris, Part Deux
Where were we before I got knocked flat by a 2-day migraine and a unwelcome visit from the Crohn Goblin?

Ahhh, that's right ... the mysteries of French food. At least they were mysteries to me since I don't really know the language; and while Jay took French in high school and definitely has a gift for languages, he is no longer fluent so I guess it was a mystery for him, too.
Let's get back to it, then, shall we?
Yes, dammit, get on with it! Er, I meant to say...
Please, Brenda. Do get on with the rest of your meal.

I mentioned this in a response to another poster, but I think it bears repeating here. The service at Bistro was quite good, but I felt it was rather slow between courses - I'd say it was about 20 minutes between the table being cleared for one course and our being presented with the next. I understand that the object is not to be rushed through dinner, but it just felt a little too long. Our ADR was for 7:30PM and by the time we left the restaurant it was close to 10:30PM - we did enjoy having the World Showcase to ourselves, however; talk about a lovely and romantic walk back to the Beach Club through the International Gateway.![]()
Sounds like they've got V&A Envy at the Bistro. When I ate there 10 years ago, it wasn't stuffy. It was what I wanted Chefs de France to be.
Time for our second course!!
Jay ordered the snapper while I chose the scallops. Both of these choices were excellent, but I thought the scallops were just a little bit better. They were light and smooth and flavorful - not a bit chewy or fishy tasting. I ignored the cabbage - I don't care who prepares it, that's one vegetable I just don't like. But the tomato blini, just peeking out from underneath the cabbage near the bottom of the plate, was divine and actually tasted good by itself, with the scallops, and with some of that sauce ... or all three. Yummy! Blini, by the way, are small buckwheat pancakes that originated in Russia. They're so cute and tasty! And just above the scallops you can see the bacon - a nice thick cut cooked to perfection. Bacon and scallops ... oh-so-good!!!
I think I rhapsodized about the bacon / scallops combo from my South African wine event. I don't think you can go wrong with that, either.

Jay's snapper dish looks a little bizarre, doesn't it? Apart from the arti-fartiness of the presentation, I was struck by the size of the fish, which I thought was quite generous for a tasting menu portion. That's a good hunk o'snapper sitting on his plate and it tasted quite good. Some of the noodles were actually crunchy - maybe they were baked? I didn't care for that so much, nor did I like the saffron sauce, which tasted bitter to me.
Such a disappointment, considering I would have ordered the snapper.

And of course, being the freak I am, I couldn't help singing a lyric from Mellow Yellow just to annoy Jay while he was trying to eat.
I'm just mad about Saffron;
Saffron's mad about me.
I'm just mad about Saffron;
She's just mad about me
They call me mellow yellow
Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow
Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow
Quite rightly!

I posted how I had "Don't Stop Me Now" lyrics at the beginning of my trip report, so I'm glad I'm not the only freak who does this.

After what seemed like a very long wait, our main courses arrived at the table.
Grilled Beef Tenderloin with Morels, Potatoes, and Shallot Confite
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Chicken Breast Stuffed w/Porcini Mushrooms & Prosciutto, Macaroni w/Black Truffle Au Gratin and Baby Onions
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The tenderloin was the better choice in this instance and I ended up eating more of that than the chicken. I'm not crazy about mushrooms ... alright, I hate mushrooms, so both dishes were actually a little iffy in my book. My issue with the tenderloin was all the sauce and the fact that it was a bit more rare than either of us would normally order, but it was still very tasty.
Oh man, I would have loved that tenderloin.
The chicken was a tad dry but it tasted very good wrapped in the prosciutto ... pork, is there anything it can't do? The macaroni was not to my liking at all, which is strange because I normally love it, but I think I was just picking up too much mushroom and onion - a doubly bad, dare I say evil, combination.
Rewind back to my bacon comments.

Jay really liked both dishes and ended up eating most of them and he really liked the wine, too. He's a red wine guy, so if it's deep, dark, and red, he's sold. I have issues with red wines - they give me baaaaaad headaches - so this was the only wine I didn't finish during dinner.
I just discovered Menage a Trois red wine. I bought it at Costco and I love it. It's not as dry as I'm used to having with a Shiraz or a Cab, but it's got a great flavor.
The next course was an optional one, and it carried a $5 surcharge. How could I pass up the cheese plate? How could Jay pass up the cheese plate? The answer is that we didn't ... neither one of us passed it up because for some idiotic reason known only to our pleasantly buzzed brains we each ordered a cheese plate.
French Assortment of Cow and Goat Cheeses w/Mixed Salad, Toasted Bread, Pine Nuts, and Chives
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Yes, we really ordered two of these...
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I don't think it's humanly possible for you to pass up a cheese plate! If you had, I would have probably done some mocking.

I have no idea what these cheeses actually are, but I thought all three of them were outstanding. I was particularly pleased to note that there were no stinky bleu cheeses in our assortment. I have to keep my leafy green intake to a minimum, so I didn't each much of the "salad" and as far as the nuts are concerned ... just say no if you have any kind of intestinal disorder, trust me. Does anyone else here think that the "toasted bread" looks an awful lot like a Ritz cracker? Perhaps something got lost in translation between bread and cracker ...![]()
Uh, yeah. That does look more like a cracker. Sheesh. But the cheeses look great. I'm not a big fan of bleu cheeses, either. I can take it in small doses, but it tends to overwhelm me if I have more than a tiny taste of it.
Look - an onamatapoetic device right there on the plate!
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That's right ... Happy Birthday Benda ...![]()
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It's a good thing there were only a few other people in the restaurant by the time this showed up because we sat at the table and giggled like little kids for the longest time. The harder we tried not to laugh the more we ended up laughing ... we even gave it a go with the Name Game: Benda, Benda, Bo-Benda, Banana-Fana-Fo-Fenda, Fe-Fi-Fo-Menda, Benda!![]()
OMG! I saw the picture first. And I had to giggle. Then I read the comments below the picture, and I had a bigger giggle fit. I don't think I could have kept a straight face, either.

Your eyes do not deceive you - there are five desserts on that plate for Jay and I to share. And they were all incredible. I'm half tempted to tell you fine readers to make an ADR at Bistro and order the tasting menu just so that you can experience the joy of sharing five desserts with the one you love.
The French and dessert - does it get any better?
I think not.
Attagirl, "Benda"! Desserts are the best part of the meal.

We waddled back to the room slowly, enjoying having the World Showcase to ourselves and stopping to take some pictures that just didn't turn out well and ended up being deleted. And then when we ended up back at the villa, look at what was waiting for us:
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Milk Chocolate and White Chocolate dipped Strawberries with a Dark Chocolate Wave. I think we were supposed to eat these on our balcony with a bottle of Fairy Tale Cuvee, but that was before we knew that the French were trying to kill us with culinary kindness. Alas, these had to wait for another day, but it was worth it. These defy description, really; just order some for yourself if you happen to stay at Deluxe Resort that offers them and you'll understand what I mean.
That is some sexy fruit! You can almost hear the "BOW chicka BOW BOW" in the photo.
