Hucifer does the solo thing sort of. Alone and going home, 9/21

[Cap'n Keel]

You really live up to your profession, I'll give you that. Tell me, these pirating skills...are you born with them, or do you acquire them over the years?

Thankee for the compliment - I think.

As to pirating, its an aquired skill.
On other WDW boards I'm a Secret Agent and Stuntman.

 

[PrincessV]

e. After unsuccessfully locating them, I approach a cast member who tells me that they haven’t sold nameplates in a few years, and that I was lucky to have one.

I can vouch for that.

Problem is, we don’t have one for Patrick

.
That's just not right. Okay, I'm keeping an eye out for one for your Peanut starting now...

This is either an ingenius way to protect your child and belongings at the same time, or a cry for the Child Protection Agency. I can't decide.​

Coming up: Part 5. Hucifer the drunk

This should be good...

 

[crazyfordisney2000]

Found your trip report and just got caught up LOVE. IT. !!

Have you heard about the new LIGHT UP mickey balloon in a balloon for $12???

http://jan.freedomblogging.com/2009/...y-mouse/16295/

 

[crazyfordisney2000]

Ooops, try this

http://jan.freedomblogging.com/2009/06/21/oc-entrepreneur-lights-up-mickey-mouse/16295/

 

[Kimberly815]

Hi Hucifer!

I just found your trip report today and spent all morning catching up! I am loving the solo stories!

Something was very familiar about you. Then you posted about your giant plate at Boma from the last trip and I remember that I read that report! Glad to hear a new tale from you!

 

[Peter Panic Attack]

Is that how you wooed the women in your life?

I wish! The POW and high leg kick technique didn’t emerge until later in life….so I mostly use in business meetings and at church. Back in the old days….when I was still “out there”….I used to woo the babes in an Elmer Fudd-ish type plaid jacket and a long woolen scarf. Believe me….it was like shooting fish in a barrel.

*COUGH*peterpanicattack*COUGH*
Stupid allergies.

I get that a lot. Next time you’re around me….take an antihistamine such as Benadryl…..or Clarinex. That ought to do the trick.

Great. I've totally given up on you.

Don’t give up on me now….I’ve already got a title picked out….kind of.

I gotta admit, Peter Panic Attack is one witty fellow.

See….that wasn’t too painful, now was it?

I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it both impressed and disappointed. Confused?

Yes, I’m both confused and clear-headed.

I remember sitting there in a puddle of my own sweat and sympathizing for those folks.

A puddle of sweat? You should have been sympathizing for the clean-up crew.

One of the better moments of the bash was when an army squad leader has us all pose our best soldier stance. He counts: one, two, three, pose! And I hold like the bazooka guy I saw earlier. The squad leader looks around and compliments a few of the poses he saw in the crowd, but made a special point to call out my bazooka pose. I felt honored. I’m glad I decided against the American Idol stance.

Squad leader’s pet.

Wow, I'm awesome. I'm expecting Disney to contact me within hours of posting this picture. And yes, it really is my work...see the "Hucifer" signature in the corner?

You are awesome…I had no idea you were so multi-talented. Do you take requests? How about a Goofy next…..in an Elmer Fudd jacket and a scarf.

Oh, go on. I just like to write it and get it posted quickly so I don't feel like there's another chore I'm ignoring. Plus there's the added bonus of showing up PPA.

That is a nice bonus. In your FACE, PPA!

I’m a strong believer in the idea that “slow and steady wins the race”....plus I lack gumption. In fact, my doctor says I’m gumption deficient.....and I can't believe you would make fun of someone with a valid medical condition. Shame on the both of you.

 

[NMAmy]

Found your trip report and just got caught up LOVE. IT. !!

Have you heard about the new LIGHT UP mickey balloon in a balloon for $12???

Oh. My. Gosh. That is the best thing EVER. And totally worth $12. I need one. Now.

I wish! The POW and high leg kick technique didn’t emerge until later in life….so I mostly use in business meetings and at church. Back in the old days….when I was still “out there”….I used to woo the babes in an Elmer Fudd-ish type plaid jacket and a long woolen scarf. Believe me….it was like shooting fish in a barrel.

I'm picturing you doing the POW in a church and a business meeting and I can't stop giggling. I think I've found a new way to liven up those boring department meetings.

I’m a strong believer in the idea that “slow and steady wins the race”....plus I lack gumption. In fact, my doctor says I’m gumption deficient.....and I can't believe you would make fun of someone with a valid medical condition. Shame on the both of you.

I have no problem mocking that particular medical condition. And I will continue to mock it until said trip report with said title that's required so much thought is actually begun. And finished, too, come to think of it.

 

[NMAmy]

Page 3, hucifer? Really?

 

[hucifer]

Bravo! Your synopsis reminded me of one of those five seasons of Lost in five minutes shorts.

It WAS rather impressive, I must admit.

I'm WAY late in joining this foray into the world of truck-extravaganza-turned-solo-trip but I'm just getting back into DISing. Big fan of your last TR. Looking forward to more!

Hey, welcome Tinkerbellarella! (wow, another long screen name to type out!) I'm glad you are back for more. It's good for my ego.

I must admit that Dan TRs are more fun than solo ones. But this was fun too.

Here's your big banana welcome...

It is long, but doesn't it make you smile? Unlike Hucifer, what kind of name is that? Sounds like a ummm, like a ummmm... parakeet's name, doesn't even make me think of Disney. Isn't that what this is all about? My name is so long, when I'm the last to post on a thread, my long name squashes people's trip report titles into two lines instead of one. It forces people's threads to page 2 that would still on page 1 had I not posted. I'm not proud of it, I'm just sayin.

Hucifer is what I called my parakeet Hue whenever she was in her evil moods (which was often because, let's face it, she was female). And no, it doesn't remotely remind anyone of WDW. I like to mix it up around here.

And thanks for the banana welcome.

For you? You got it.

I did put a post card in the mail box at Centertown (CBR), but that's not what you are referring too.

That TOTALLY counts.

Huci, What dates were you at DW? If you did not see the same space shuttle that I did not see, we were there at the same time. We were there July 10 - 19.

Like O.M.G. We were TOTALLY there at the same time. I was there July 14-22. And you didn't look for me? You couldn't miss me. I was the only person NOT carrying a Mickey-balloon-in-a-balloon balloon, I was (sometimes) by myself, and I am smoking hot. Ring a bell?

(And I have no clue how to make a quote separate into a bunch of yellow boxes like everyone else here does.)

Pffffft! Amateur.

As to pirating, its an aquired skill. On other WDW boards I'm a Secret Agent and Stuntman.

Are those acquired skills too?

I can vouch for that.

My deepest condolences.

That's just not right. Okay, I'm keeping an eye out for one for your Peanut starting now...

Thanks for having my back.

This should be good...

I'm afraid that the story won't live up to hype.

Found your trip report and just got caught up LOVE. IT. !!

Thank you so much! Thanks for dropping a message! Here's your big banana welcome, crazyfordisney ------->

Have you heard about the new LIGHT UP mickey balloon in a balloon for $12???

Ooops, try this

http://jan.freedomblogging.com/2009/06/21/oc-entrepreneur-lights-up-mickey-mouse/16295/

Must. Have. One.

Hi Hucifer!

I just found your trip report today and spent all morning catching up! I am loving the solo stories!

Something was very familiar about you. Then you posted about your giant plate at Boma from the last trip and I remember that I read that report! Glad to hear a new tale from you!

Hi Kimberly! I remember you from the last TR. I'm happy that you found this one too. I'm glad you stopped in.

Another big banana welcome! My goodness, lots of those are getting passed around today.

 

[All7OfUs]

You're on a veritible posting streak!! Guess that's your style.

 

[hucifer]

I wish! The POW and high leg kick technique didn’t emerge until later in life….so I mostly use in business meetings and at church. Back in the old days….when I was still “out there”….I used to woo the babes in an Elmer Fudd-ish type plaid jacket and a long woolen scarf. Believe me….it was like shooting fish in a barrel.

I totally believe that. I'm sure I wouldn't stand a chance against it.

Don’t give up on me now….I’ve already got a title picked out….kind of.

You tease.

See….that wasn’t too painful, now was it?

I've been singing your praises for months now. And no, it isn't difficult at all.

A puddle of sweat? You should have been sympathizing for the clean-up crew.

It will just evaporate. It's not like it was a puddle of urine now.

Squad leader’s pet.

I try.

You are awesome…I had no idea you were so multi-talented. Do you take requests? How about a Goofy next…..in an Elmer Fudd jacket and a scarf.

With the right teacher, anything's possible.

I’m a strong believer in the idea that “slow and steady wins the race”....plus I lack gumption. In fact, my doctor says I’m gumption deficient.....and I can't believe you would make fun of someone with a valid medical condition. Shame on the both of you.

Who validated said medical condition? I'm beginning to get suspicious of your so-called ailments.

Oh. My. Gosh. That is the best thing EVER. And totally worth $12. I need one. Now.

You know, out of context this quote could be very racy.

I'm picturing you doing the POW in a church and a business meeting and I can't stop giggling. I think I've found a new way to liven up those boring department meetings.

PPA is really good at that.

I have no problem mocking that particular medical condition. And I will continue to mock it until said trip report with said title that's required so much thought is actually begun. And finished, too, come to think of it.

Take a stand, Amy. He can take it, fake medical condition and all.

Page 3, hucifer? Really?

That surprises you? Please.

 

[NMAmy]

You're on a veritible posting streak!! Guess that's your style.

Streaking? Yes, that is her style.

 

[hucifer]

You're on a veritible posting streak!! Guess that's your style.

And you are a ninja poster.

Yes, I'm trying like mad to catch up on my own and everyone else's TRs! Not easy, considering I'm at work. (Heh heh, just kidding Tim)

Streaking? Yes, that is her style.

Dang. You too, Amy? Another ninja poster in the lurch.

 

[All7OfUs]

Streaking? Yes, that is her style.

That's how she rolls, folks!

And you are a ninja poster.

Yes, I'm trying like mad to catch up on my own and everyone else's TRs! Not easy, considering I'm at work. (Heh heh, just kidding Tim)



Dang. You too, Amy? Another ninja poster in the lurch.

Yes, and quite proud of my stealth.

Welcome to the world of trying to keep your head above water while your thread grows out from under you.... it's both a blessing and a curse.

 

[hucifer]

Yes, and quite proud of my stealth.

Welcome to the world of trying to keep your head above water while your thread grows out from under you.... it's both a blessing and a curse.

You know, I really don't think I'm going to have that problem. (see post #468)

 

[All7OfUs]

You know, I really don't think I'm going to have that problem. (see post #468)

OK, I'm seein' what you mean here. But if you keep catching the likes of us "on" when you post, all bets are off. A few of us can't keep our mouths shut.

 

[hucifer]

OK, I'm seein' what you mean here. But if you keep catching the likes of us "on" when you post, all bets are off. A few of us can't keep our mouths shut.

When you folks are on, I'm front and center. When you folks are off, I'm back in the dusty corners of a forgotten room in the back of the trip report boards.

Quoting you: I used to be part of the cast for a murder mystery weekend. We didn't get paid, but we got free rooms and food for participating. Anyway, I did it so many times that you get used to staying in character and learning to answer questions on the fly.

Dork.

I don't tolerate name-calling on my threads, Lou, unless it's aimed at other people.

Quoting you: Every man on this thread is thanking me now.

And….

I was wondering why I had to keep saying, "My eyes are UP HERE."

A little full of ourselves there, aren’t we?

Is that a problem?

Quoting you: You know, Amy started her own TR. Why don't you e-mail her too with all your brilliant comments?

I don’t read trip reports. They usually contain stuff that has nothing to do with Disney like trucks and cooking artichokes.

Only the worst TRs talk about that crap.

Quoting you: I approach a cast member who tells me that they haven’t sold nameplates in a few years

They used to also sell them on Main Street and Tomorrowland in the MK.

Now who's the dork?

Quoting you: I wander around Mickey Avenue to check out the Narnia exhibit. I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it both impressed and disappointed.

That pretty much describes it.

We finally agree on something.

Quoting you: I mean, it isn’t like I brought back refillable mugs from my last trip or swam in other resort’s pool or drove around in an ECV needlessly, for heaven’s sake.

You would have if for one minute you thought you could get away with it.

Quoting you: I must admit that the Block Party Bash is more fun than a regular parade.

I don’t know that it was more fun but it was definitely as much fun which I wasn’t expecting. Lots of energy and very interactive.

Were you sitting in a puddle of your own sweat too?

Quoting glennbo123: Who takes a balloon back to the parks?

For those prices they probably take them everywhere for the whole trip. And then bring them back at future times with their refillable mugs. While they sit poolside at the Poly. And then the Boardwalk. And then….

...into bed for a romantic/sexual interlude with the purchaser.

Quoting glennbo123: What are you -- some kind of Dale-hater?

She’s an anti-Dale-ite

I am NOT an anti-Dale-ite! Oh wait, maybe I am.

Quoting you: Yes. He's a dork.

Whatever you say “Mystery Theater” girl.

I got free food for the weekend. I'm not apologizing for it.

Quoting you: Everyone loves a drunk.

Girls Gone Wild – WDW Edition

Pretty much.

Quoting All7OfUs: So relieved to hear you didn't pull any of those highly egregious behaviors this trip!!

Have you read the whole trip so far? She’s been egreging all over the place.

Your big words frighten and confuse me.

Quoting OneLessThanJon&Kate’sKids: Sorry, Dale lovers... Chip is is mutant squirrel

ADHD? Which is it? Chip or Dale?

Yeah, I got nothin'. But that new screen name you gave her is wickedly funny.

Quoting Cap ‘N Crunch: Wheelchair - ECV? Sheesh! Whats with the acronym?

IMHO it makes her sound cool. OTOH maybe even in the know. FWIW Cast Member-like. KWIM?

ITA

Quoting WDWisOurHappyPlace: Hucifer, I decided to click on your trip report

It’s similar acts of irresponsibility that landed us all here.

And you can't bear to leave, either.

Quoting you: Welcome to Sarcasm City, where a dry wit is more than welcomed here...it's expected.

And I’m the Mayor.

How can you be the Mayor of my TR? I'M the mayor. You're the Village Idiot.

Quoting you: Dang, you've got a long screen name.

Yeah I think WDWonPercocet says the same thing with less letters.

Exactly.

Quoting MissIHaveMyOwnTripReportNow: Your synopsis reminded me of one of those five seasons of Lost in five minutes shorts.

This better have a better ending than the one Lost is heading for. Just saying.

Everyone dies at the end of my TR.

Oh snap! I just gave away the ending.

Quoting WDWIOHP: (And I have no clue how to make a quote separate into a bunch of yellow boxes like everyone else here does.)

Just email them to her. She likes that.

Lou

Yep. I live for this copy/paste crap. If only Lou would visit OTHER people's TRs too...

*cough*NMAmy*cough*

 

[NMAmy]

Yep. I live for this copy/paste crap. If only Lou would visit OTHER people's TRs too...

*cough*NMAmy*cough*

It's much easier for me when Lou emails my shout outs to you. He read it--he knew about the artichokes. Love my new nickname, btw.

 

[Pyrate_Pryncess]

Ok so, I followed (stalked) you from somewhere else. By now I have forgotten. I cheated my way through so far......the handy dandy links get an A+. Here is what I have learned so far:

I freakin love you. Not in the "hey, lets leave our husbands and run away to an island somewhere" kind of way but, In the OMG you are my freaking IDOL way! Reading this is amazing. I love your crude humor. Really, I do! It seems like I am reading some of my own thoughts minus the truck, transportation class. I've yet to have the pleasure of doing that. Don't feel sorry for me. Whats meant to be will be!

I was trying to take mental notes about what comments I wanted to make once I reached the end........sorry, Deadliest Catch came on and I pretty much forgot everything. I have the memory span of a goldfish!

So, anywho....just wanted to tell you that you are cool-mazing.....yep, I invented that word! That is the highest of honors! (ive been told it'll never make it into the dictionary though )

Can't wait to read more.

 

[All7OfUs]

When you folks are on, I'm front and center. When you folks are off, I'm back in the dusty corners of a forgotten room in the back of the trip report boards.

Well at least those dark, dusty corners in the forgotten rooms have thrice lit candles and other shrine-ish things.