Hucifer does the solo thing sort of. Alone and going home, 9/21

[glennbo123]

It’s a hot day, and I can feel the sun on my half-lotioned back, and I silently pray to Murphy that he doesn’t screw me over for parking at the resorts or faking reservations or messing with LeRoy Small’s picture. I mean, it isn’t like I brought back refillable mugs from my last trip or swam in other resort’s pool or drove around in an ECV needlessly, for heaven’s sake.

Karma, karma, down doobie-doo down down.

(So Disney, if you’re reading this and wondering what happened to Yellow Pair #67414, it was that lady. PM me and I’ll give you an accurate description.)

Oh, it was a yellow pair?

I remember sitting there in a puddle of my own sweat and sympathizing for those folks.

And your parade-watching neighbors.

They did it with a smile, too. All for our entertainment.

Just like that stormtrooper.

I think that we were supposed to dance along with them, but considering the blasting heat of the day, our dancing might look more like a full body dry heave set to music.

An Elaine Benes reference?

Except one of the Mickey ears has deflated, and it looks more like a giant comma than a Mickey head.

Comma, comma, down doobie-doo down down.

As I pass I say, “Hope you got a discount for that.” She turns toward me with a look of disgust and says that for all the money that she paid a few days prior, she would have hoped that it lasted longer.

And I’m thinking…this thing lasts for a few days? Wow. It would explain why it’s outrageously priced. But then I felt bad because I didn’t know how long she’s had a defective ear. That’s a lot of money for a comma-in-a-balloon balloon.

Who takes a balloon back to the parks?

For some reason, I really enjoy the Disney Animation attraction pavilion thingee.

You're really good with the names of these places at DHS. Is it close to that Sci-Fi place?

Today’s character is Dale. I was happy it wasn’t someone I’ve already drawn but bummed it wasn’t someone cooler. So I was happy and sad. And that’s good. And bad.

What are you -- some kind of Dale-hater?

Wow, I'm awesome. I'm expecting Disney to contact me within hours of posting this picture. And yes, it really is my work...see the "Hucifer" signature in the corner?​

Very nice! I see you didn't finish shading-in his ear. Did you do this so that you could make a bunch of copies to sell, ala Gilbert Stuart? Go ahead, I'll wait while you wikipedia him.

Coming up: Part 5. Hucifer the drunk

Hopefully Russell isn't in the next installment. That could be a bad combination.

 

[hucifer]

Oh, go on. I just like to write it and get it posted quickly so I don't feel like there's another chore I'm ignoring. Plus there's the added bonus of showing up PPA.

That is a nice bonus. In your FACE, PPA!

Go ahead, Lou. I can take it.

Oooooooh...she dared you....

Maybe he could take turns being Dan or hucifer. He's a bit short still to be taken for a CM and perhaps they'll bring back the badges by the time he's old enough.

Surely he could pass for one of the seven dwarves.

I felt the same way. Great set. And then...nothing, really.

We were let down like a half-deflated Mickey balloon.

Well, now that I read all your misdeeds together in one spot, you do kind of deserve a little karma, pal. Not to mention shooing Jakie out of the park.

Oh. Well that sucks.

Hey, looky there. I finally caught a Seinfeld reference!

Hey, I'm really proud of you! Gold star for Amy.

It's about time that hucifer gets the recognition she deserves!

You know what I'm sayin'?

I saw these on our trip and almost bought one in your honor but decided I didn't want you to think I was a Vanderbilt or a Rockefeller. Or, heaven forbid, somehow related to Paris Hilton.

The very fact that you CONSIDERED buying one while knowing its full retail value is beyond my financial comprehension. So yes, I now consider you a Rockefeller. Don't worry, I will NEVER confuse you with Paris.

You were feeling Dr. Seuss-y again.

Yes. And no.

Well done! Can I visit you when you're working as a Disney animator?

I'll let you stay in the castle and everything.

Now THAT'S the installment I've been hoping for!

Everyone loves a drunk.

Karma, karma, down doobie-doo down down.

Don't take your love away from me
Don't you leave my heart in misery
If you go then I'll be blue
'Cause breaking up his hard to do

Oh, it was a yellow pair?

You know perfectly well what color it was. I am so on to you.

And your parade-watching neighbors.

Who?

Just like that stormtrooper.

He may have been grimacing. You never know. He may play for the other team.

An Elaine Benes reference?

I'm sorry. We already have a winner. But you get a nice consolation prize.

Comma, comma, down doobie-doo down down.

I beg of you, don't say goodbye
Can't we give our love another try
Come on baby, let's start a new
'Cause breaking up is hard to do

Who takes a balloon back to the parks?

You know what? That's a really good point now that you mention it. That's just weird.

You're really good with the names of these places at DHS. Is it close to that Sci-Fi place?

Thank you. And no it isn't.

What are you -- some kind of Dale-hater?

Yes. He's a dork.

Very nice! I see you didn't finish shading-in his ear. Did you do this so that you could make a bunch of copies to sell, ala Gilbert Stuart? Go ahead, I'll wait while you wikipedia him.

To the Internet!
[mad mouse clicking]

[runs back, panting]

Okay, I totally get you now. See boys and girls? Readers are leaders.

Hopefully Russell isn't in the next installment. That could be a bad combination.

I don't mean to throw out spoilers, but Russell doesn't make any return visits in this solo saga of mine.

 

[A&Bmama]

I SO have this game figured out.

Cliff notes from the fruit bats?

This is either an ingenius way to protect your child and belongings at the same time, or a cry for the Child Protection Agency. I can't decide.​

You should have called child protection. I have it on good authority that a strange naked woman was spotted taking pictures of that child!

(So Disney, if you’re reading this and wondering what happened to Yellow Pair #67414, it was that lady. PM me and I’ll give you an accurate description.)

Don't mess with Hucifer, she'll take you down.

He's looking right at me. At ME!!! Sigh.

That's cause he's a man and you're naked.

Green men are sooooo sexy.[/SIZE]

Were you stalking them? Is it cause they're green or because they're in uniform?

After Animation I catch the middle of another army men show. They are the same three guys, but this time a different guy is the squad leader.

You are stalking green men! I'm telling Dan!

Coming up: Part 5. Hucifer the drunk

This I gotta hear.

 

[hucifer]

Cliff notes from the fruit bats?

Yes ma'am. I see you've been paying attention.

You should have called child protection. I have it on good authority that a strange naked woman was spotted taking pictures of that child!

You totally cannot prove that.

Don't mess with Hucifer, she'll take you down.

For the right price.

That's cause he's a man and you're naked.

And smoking hot.

Were you stalking them? Is it cause they're green or because they're in uniform?

You're right, I totally forgot the whole uniform comment. That's it...I'm changing the caption.

You are stalking green men! I'm telling Dan!

How much is your silence worth?

This I gotta hear.

Or read, rather.

 

[A&Bmama]

How much is your silence worth?

A 3lb bag of christmas M&Ms oughta do it.

 

[hucifer]

A 3lb bag of christmas M&Ms oughta do it.

Ooh, you're evil. EVIL!

 

[marvali]

I never took you for the shy type.

Oh come on, you couldn't tell? I thought it was obvious.

Thanks for cutting me some slack, Marvin.

No problem....you and cuts just seem to go together

After unsuccessfully locating them, I approach a cast member who tells me that they haven’t sold nameplates in a few years, and that I was lucky to have one. So now our cheap $6 pins have suddenly become extraordinarily valuable.

Nooooooooooooo....Now I can never have matching Marv and Hucifer nameplates. The dream ends!!!

Now it’s time to use my Tower of Terror FastPass, so I mosey on back to Sunset Boulevard. After the trip up and down the elevator shaft, we slowly descend to the bottom. The elevator doors open and we move forward toward the exit. “I thought you said this thing goes upside down,” a guy next to me says to his friend. “You lied to me, you jerk.”

Tower of Terror has it all – thrills, chills, spills, and comedy. It’s sort of a mixed bag of goods.

Dangit, now I'm gonna have to ride again......I missed the comedy section of the ride!

I leave the building and –shock of all shocks – it’s actually raining kind of hard. I’m shocked because this is the first real rain of my trip. I’ve been here six days and haven’t had to pull out a poncho at all.

Poncho? When you're nekkid you don't need no stinkin' poncho! Or maybe the truth has come out....instead of a really big scarf, you were packin' your scarfoncho!

I dart into a restroom to do my business,

TMI, TMI!!!!!

It’s a hot day, and I can feel the sun on my half-lotioned back, and I silently pray to Murphy that he doesn’t screw me over for parking at the resorts or faking reservations or messing with LeRoy Small’s picture. I mean, it isn’t like I brought back refillable mugs from my last trip or swam in other resort’s pool or drove around in an ECV needlessly, for heaven’s sake.

I'm guessing this is a harbinger of things to come...

I think that we were supposed to dance along with them, but considering the blasting heat of the day, our dancing might look more like a full body dry heave set to music.

Now there's a visual that could, well, invoke dry heaves maybe????

One of the better moments of the bash was when an army squad leader has us all pose our best soldier stance. He counts: one, two, three, pose! And I hold like the bazooka guy I saw earlier. The squad leader looks around and compliments a few of the poses he saw in the crowd, but made a special point to call out my bazooka pose. I felt honored. I’m glad I decided against the American Idol stance.

Only your many admirers on here could have appreciated your AI pose!

When the bash ends, I go to the American Idol Experience and wait for the next performance. We’re led into the theatre and it was kind of a relief to sit in some air conditioning for a moment.

Thank goodness you still have that scarfoncho!

One of the singers, a young man, really stood out in talent. But I voted for the woman who sang “I Hope You Dance” for her daughters, who were sitting directly in front of me. I know, sloppy sentimental mama here. I’m not apologizing for it.

Sexist!

On the way, I see a woman in a wheelchair with one of those coveted Mickey-balloon-in-another-balloon balloon. Except one of the Mickey ears has deflated, and it looks more like a giant comma than a Mickey head.

Well, Mickey IS getting older, so I guess it is harder for him to keep both ears up for too long without a break!

But then I felt bad because I didn’t know how long she’s had a defective ear. That’s a lot of money for a comma-in-a-balloon balloon.

Hopefully the next day she wasn't carrying around her period-in-a-balloon balloon.

For some reason, I really enjoy the Disney Animation attraction pavilion thingee. My favorite part is the Draw-Your-Own-Trademarked-Disney-Character. Maybe because part of me has always wanted to draw well, but I never could, and this is one way to fake it.

Didn't realize we had so much in common. We did this for the first time on our last visit. I normally suck at artsy stuff, but we had Donald Duck to draw and I was rather pleased with the outcome.

Today’s character is Dale. I was happy it wasn’t someone I’ve already drawn but bummed it wasn’t someone cooler.

Hey, lay off my man Dale!!! He's cool......

Wow, I'm awesome. I'm expecting Disney to contact me within hours of posting this picture. And yes, it really is my work...see the "Hucifer" signature in the corner?​

Nice job! They DO make it easy to be successful! BTW, you misspelled Hucifer.

Coming up: Part 5. Hucifer the drunk

I guess we're supposed to think this is a news flash???

 

[GreatBiscuit]

Well lookie there, two postings for my reading enjoyment. Loved the interaction you had going with LeRoy. The Tower of Terror comedy was awesome as well. That's the kind of thing you just can't make up. Kudos on the Toy Story improvment; the Schwartz was with you. Oh and congrats on the bazooka stance. (You can impersonate an officer AND rip some impressive wrist moves! See, you did gain new skills from your training trip!) And I'm glad you got to see a final performance from the army dudes. Can't wait to see how the rest of the day plays out.

 

[onelilspark]

The captions on this last set of pictures was particularly entertaining. Job well done!

 

[glennbo123]

Thanks for singing along with me Hucifer. Did you know all those words by heart?

He may have been grimacing. You never know. He may play for the other team.

The Empire?

 

[Cap'n Keel]

Hic.
<Ka-Blam> Heh-heh got 'nother of them little varmits - floppy ear'd things.
Well Happy Easter Hucifer Sir! Hic.
<Shhh ... secret ... they gets mad if ya shoot the ones with round ears round here>
Took some time off'n da Wicked Wench (she be me ship) to visit yer trip report.
Quite da tale still goin.
Gon'na take what - a THOUSAND times longer ta tell it than ta happen?
Ye be evil Hucifer Sir.
Got'ta say <twisting moustache> ya look pretty darn good without yer clothes on I see.
All these years go'in ta the parks and I ain't nev'r seen no nacked women. Best I saw was a wench in a genie outfit and she turned out to be a cartoon. Thar was da one with the seashells...
I digress, but not in public like you.
Trip Report, MGM, or whatever they call that place now-a-days. <swig> Please note my use of the little yellow boxes.
Here are even a few spare in case I fergets.

... Toy Story Mania FastPass ... I SO have this game figured out.

I SOOOOO don't understand people waiting in lines for this attraction.
Well - if they're thar, then there are less where I wish ta be. Pull yer string.

I have a little time left before my Tower of Terror FastPass time...
Now it’s time to use my Tower of Terror FastPass...

Wait a second - hold on here! Didn't you just use a fastpass ta get into Toy Story? How'd you get multiple fast passes at da same time? Does nak-ked people get more than one or something? Yer always breakin da rules Hucifer Sir - I love it. If ya see a pegged legged man without his bloomers on someday - now ya know why.

I silently pray to Murphy that he doesn’t screw me over for parking at the resorts or faking reservations or messing with LeRoy Small’s picture. I mean, it isn’t like I brought back refillable mugs from my last trip or swam in other resort’s pool or drove around in an ECV needlessly

Them do sound like some evil things. You have so many good ideas.
I had fun meself pool hopping last trip.
"Hey you - guard!"
"Yes Cap'n may I help you Sir?"
"See that lady just yonder in the lounge chair."
"The large lady? Yes Sir."
"I saw her checking in at the All Star yesterday and here she blows off'n the Polyknee ... Pollynit ... this here fany pool."
<Life guard whistles blow>
<Search lights trace the ground to the chaise lounge where the oversized single piece lay>
<Moments latter they drag her off wailing>
"Teach her fer blocking the bikini veiw."
Pool hoppers should be shot.
<swig> <hide my condo keys>
BTW - whats an ECV?
Just want ta know how many times I've broke that rule.

So Disney, if you’re reading this and wondering what happened to Yellow Pair #67414, it was that lady. PM me and I’ll give you an accurate description.

They used ta have critters manning da exits ta nab bug glasses thieves. But they are gettin cheap and cuttin' back on hired help. They now be the ones running about in green army suits in the parades. BTW I gots a whole collection of 3D glasses if ya ever need a pair round da house.

... dancers ... I felt sooooo bad for those Bashers ... day was HOT ... they’re clearly not paid enough.

This coming from da person who gave that poor older man, not a block away, leg cramps? You actually rejoiced in his sweat beads. And here ya feel sorry for a bunch of college kids, who don't want ta get real jobs, but rather dance around a street for maybe two hours a day? I hear tell they have great parties at night. Anybody know the address?

...made a special point to call out my bazooka pose.

I not even going to look at what a Hucifer Bazooka pose looks like.

... I have a reservation at the Rose and Crown back in Epcot for 6:30...

Scanning the TR horizon. Nope - nary a mention of dinner from the person who is ALL about the food <grass-eating-kind-only>. Sacrilige! Nary a picture of yer plate either! I'm crushed. Come'da think of it - ya mentioned da bathroom and din't show no pictures. Ye be slackin' in yer reportin' Sir.

...it really is my work...

Wow! Pretty darn good drawing.

So in a whole day ya ride like three things, watch three shows, and draw a rodent. And ya paid like a bazillion dollars? Hucifer, Hucifer, Hucifer ...

Coming up: Part 5. Hucifer the drunk

Say it ain't so!

Darn! Ran out of little yellow boxes. <That an I don't know how to multiple people quote>
Quote: A&Bmama
Originally Posted by hucifer
Green men are sooooo sexy.[/SIZE]

Okay was this a Freudian slip? Hucifer keep an eye on this here lady.

 

[All7OfUs]

Well, I'd love to get all fancy multi quoting like so many others on here, but alas, I'm just not feelin' it. So, you get comments instead, without the extra work of 5 zillion extra clicks. I hope you'll forgive my lack of fervor.

Glad you think green guys are hot. I find tall, dark and handsome is more my style- only two of which I ended up with. Ah well, better than most major league players anyway.

So relieved to hear you didn't pull any of those highly egregious behaviors this trip!! Sheesh some people! I guess showing up without clothes on will never make it onto the no-can-do list, thanks to your making sure it is highly fashionable!

Sorry, Dale lovers... Chip is is mutant squirrel who occasionally shows up to BBQs, campfires, and parades. Nevertheless, you did a fine job drawing him. I'm sure you'll frame it, or auction it off.

Do you think that lady went to guest services to complain about her non-balloon-in-a-balloon? maybe if she just explained that she really didn't want a comma they'd completely understand and empathize?? I know I did.

I saved my CM badge. If you know anyone whose name is "Lisa" (yes, they spelled it wrong) who wants to pay a million bucks for it, let me know.... Sounds like they are so valuable, you might want to consider a name change for your little guy so he can buy mine.

 

[hucifer]

Nooooooooooooo....Now I can never have matching Marv and Hucifer nameplates. The dream ends!!!

I'm so sorry. I tried to let you down easy, I really did.

Poncho? When you're nekkid you don't need no stinkin' poncho! Or maybe the truth has come out....instead of a really big scarf, you were packin' your scarfoncho!

It slices! It dices! It keeps you dry!

TMI, TMI!!!!!

So you DON'T want to hear about my bodily functions?

I'm guessing this is a harbinger of things to come...

Maybe. Maybe not.

Only your many admirers on here could have appreciated your AI pose!

Problem is, there was no one to snap the picture.

Sexist!

Momist.

Hopefully the next day she wasn't carrying around her period-in-a-balloon balloon.

Didn't realize we had so much in common. We did this for the first time on our last visit. I normally suck at artsy stuff, but we had Donald Duck to draw and I was rather pleased with the outcome.

Makes you feel like a real artist, doesn't it?

Hey, lay off my man Dale!!! He's cool......

He's a dork.

Nice job! They DO make it easy to be successful! BTW, you misspelled Hucifer.

Oh crap! Nice catch, Mavin.

I guess we're supposed to think this is a news flash???

It is for me. I don't really drink.

Well lookie there, two postings for my reading enjoyment. Loved the interaction you had going with LeRoy. The Tower of Terror comedy was awesome as well. That's the kind of thing you just can't make up. Kudos on the Toy Story improvment; the Schwartz was with you. Oh and congrats on the bazooka stance. (You can impersonate an officer AND rip some impressive wrist moves! See, you did gain new skills from your training trip!) And I'm glad you got to see a final performance from the army dudes. Can't wait to see how the rest of the day plays out.

I do have some pretty impressive yanking skills, I must admit. The Schwartz is ALWAYS with me. I have the ring and my Schwartz is as big as yours.

Yep, that training all week definitely prepared me for my solo time, no doubt.

The captions on this last set of pictures was particularly entertaining. Job well done!

Aw shucks. Thanks.

Thanks for singing along with me Hucifer. Did you know all those words by heart?

Long live LyricsWorld.com!

The Empire?

Oh Glennbo.

Gon'na take what - a THOUSAND times longer ta tell it than ta happen?

Yeah, something like that.

Got'ta say <twisting moustache> ya look pretty darn good without yer clothes on I see.

I get that a lot.

Please note my use of the little yellow boxes.

I'm really, really proud of you. You've come a long way.

Wait a second - hold on here! Didn't you just use a fastpass ta get into Toy Story? How'd you get multiple fast passes at da same time? Does nak-ked people get more than one or something? Yer always breakin da rules Hucifer Sir - I love it. If ya see a pegged legged man without his bloomers on someday - now ya know why.

And everyone will be thanking me profusely, I'm sure.

Them do sound like some evil things. You have so many good ideas.

BTW - whats an ECV? Just want ta know how many times I've broke that rule.

Electric Convenience Vehicle. A motorized wheelchair. I suppose if you're hopping around with a peg leg and a parrot, you would make a pretty good candidate for one and wouldn't be technically abusing the system.

So in a whole day ya ride like three things, watch three shows, and draw a rodent. And ya paid like a bazillion dollars?

That's the going rate these days, yeah.

Well, I'd love to get all fancy multi quoting like so many others on here, but alas, I'm just not feelin' it. So, you get comments instead, without the extra work of 5 zillion extra clicks. I hope you'll forgive my lack of fervor.

I can overlook your momentary loss of will on this one.

Glad you think green guys are hot. I find tall, dark and handsome is more my style- only two of which I ended up with.

Tall and dark? Dark and handsome? Tall and handsome?

So relieved to hear you didn't pull any of those highly egregious behaviors this trip!! Sheesh some people! I guess showing up without clothes on will never make it onto the no-can-do list, thanks to your making sure it is highly fashionable!

I liken my fashion sense to Lady Godiva. She also makes a mean chocolate.

Sorry, Dale lovers... Chip is is mutant squirrel who occasionally shows up to BBQs, campfires, and parades. Nevertheless, you did a fine job drawing him. I'm sure you'll frame it, or auction it off.

I'm not a fan of either one, actually.

Do you think that lady went to guest services to complain about her non-balloon-in-a-balloon? maybe if she just explained that she really didn't want a comma they'd completely understand and empathize?? I know I did.

Disney's motto: "Ya pay yer money, ya takes yer chances."

I saved my CM badge. If you know anyone whose name is "Lisa" (yes, they spelled it wrong) who wants to pay a million bucks for it, let me know.... Sounds like they are so valuable, you might want to consider a name change for your little guy so he can buy mine.

That is so sweet of you...hey, wait a minute...you're making my 3yo buy it from you? You do realize he's not old enough to hold a job yet, right?

 

[mmeb144]

Thank you for posting more of your adventures! I don't know how I missed 2 installments, but now I'm all caught up. Yay!

Please ma'am, can I have some more?

 

[Cap'n Keel]

Electric Convenience Vehicle. A motorized wheelchair. I suppose if you're hopping around with a peg leg and a parrot, you would make a pretty good candidate for one and wouldn't be technically abusing the system.

Wheelchair - ECV? Sheesh! Whats with the acronym?
Yeah I've used quite a few of these at WDW.
Why walk when they conviently park them outside each ride.
About 1/2 the time they have a fine bag of snacks in them ta boot.
Snacks be better - borrowed ya know.

 

[WDWisOurHappyPlace]

Hucifer, I decided to click on your trip report a few days ago to see what I'd find. OMG what a find it was! I recognized your user name from seeing it on other trip reports, but just never clicked on your report. You know, it's not humanly possible to read ALL trip reports, so I just stick with a few at a time. You just never know what's hidden behind those trip report titles.

I'm up to page 19 as of now. So far I've learned that you conned your boss into sending you to a truck class in a freezer at the Boardwalk so you could go to Disneyworld. You stayed at POFQ because of a $109 hotel allowance. You got lost, insulted Pooh, got lost, your Disney knowledge was unappreciated, you ate yummy lasagna, you didn't eat fried oreos, you visited Wonka's chocolate factory and a post office, missed seeing the space shuttle (the same exact thing happened to me last July at CBR, I kid you not!), Mickey came find you at truck class, your team never won the presentation contest, and a few other things. Now I'm up to the part where you are trying to figure out a way to get Jackie, without a "c", out of Epcot using Dr. Seuss modes of transportation. I guess Segways were not invented yet when Dr. Seuss wrote his book?

I will catch up on the rest and I'll be anxiously waiting for more installments. Oh, and the replies from your loyal readers are just as entertaining, even with ALL of the butter yellow boxes.

 

[hucifer]

Thank you for posting more of your adventures! I don't know how I missed 2 installments, but now I'm all caught up. Yay!

Please ma'am, can I have some more?

As a matter of fact, I do have a few more installments up my sleeve.

Why walk when they conviently park them outside each ride. About 1/2 the time they have a fine bag of snacks in them ta boot. Snacks be better - borrowed ya know.

You really live up to your profession, I'll give you that. Tell me, these pirating skills...are you born with them, or do you acquire them over the years?

Hucifer, I decided to click on your trip report a few days ago to see what I'd find. OMG what a find it was! I recognized your user name from seeing it on other trip reports, but just never clicked on your report. You know, it's not humanly possible to read ALL trip reports, so I just stick with a few at a time. You just never know what's hidden behind those trip report titles.

I'm up to page 19 as of now. So far I've learned that you conned your boss into sending you to a truck class in a freezer at the Boardwalk so you could go to Disneyworld. You stayed at POFQ because of a $109 hotel allowance. You got lost, insulted Pooh, got lost, your Disney knowledge was unappreciated, you ate yummy lasagna, you didn't eat fried oreos, you visited Wonka's chocolate factory and a post office, missed seeing the space shuttle (the same exact thing happened to me last July at CBR, I kid you not!), Mickey came find you at truck class, your team never won the presentation contest, and a few other things. Now I'm up to the part where you are trying to figure out a way to get Jackie, without a "c", out of Epcot using Dr. Seuss modes of transportation. I guess Segways were not invented yet when Dr. Seuss wrote his book?

I will catch up on the rest and I'll be anxiously waiting for more installments. Oh, and the replies from your loyal readers are just as entertaining, even with ALL of the butter yellow boxes.

I'm so glad you posted! Welcome to Sarcasm City, where a dry wit is more than welcomed here...it's expected.

Hey, that's a good point about the Segways. Marvin K Mooney would have loved that method of transportation.

If you catch up (and you will) before I finish, do yourself a favor and read Peter Panic Attack's old TR (The Day the Mickey Died). The link is in his signature. Then join the "PPA Must Write Another TR" mob. We need all the support we can get.

Here's your big banana welcome, WDWisOurHappyPlace. Dang, you've got a long screen name.

 

[NMAmy]

I'm up to page 19 as of now. So far I've learned that you conned your boss into sending you to a truck class in a freezer at the Boardwalk so you could go to Disneyworld. You stayed at POFQ because of a $109 hotel allowance. You got lost, insulted Pooh, got lost, your Disney knowledge was unappreciated, you ate yummy lasagna, you didn't eat fried oreos, you visited Wonka's chocolate factory and a post office, missed seeing the space shuttle (the same exact thing happened to me last July at CBR, I kid you not!), Mickey came find you at truck class, your team never won the presentation contest, and a few other things. Now I'm up to the part where you are trying to figure out a way to get Jackie, without a "c", out of Epcot using Dr. Seuss modes of transportation. I guess Segways were not invented yet when Dr. Seuss wrote his book?

Bravo! Your synopsis reminded me of one of those five seasons of Lost in five minutes shorts.

You went to the post office, too?

 

[Tinkerbellarella]

I'm WAY late in joining this foray into the world of truck-extravaganza-turned-solo-trip but I'm just getting back into DISing. Big fan of your last TR. Looking forward to more!

 

[WDWisOurHappyPlace]

I'm so glad you posted! Welcome to Sarcasm City, where a dry wit is more than welcomed here...it's expected.

Ok, I'll be so dry when I post, you'll need a drink of water and chap stick.

Hey, that's a good point about the Segways. Marvin K Mooney would have loved that method of transportation.

Segways are cool.

If you catch up (and you will) before I finish, do yourself a favor and read Peter Panic Attack's old TR (The Day the Mickey Died). The link is in his signature. Then join the "PPA Must Write Another TR" mob. We need all the support we can get.

l'll head straight on over to PPA's TR when I need a new click. (get it?)

Here's your big banana welcome, WDWisOurHappyPlace. Dang, you've got a long screen name.

It is long, but doesn't it make you smile? Unlike Hucifer, what kind of name is that? Sounds like a ummm, like a ummmm... parakeet's name, doesn't even make me think of Disney. Isn't that what this is all about? My name is so long, when I'm the last to post on a thread, my long name squashes people's trip report titles into two lines instead of one. It forces people's threads to page 2 that would still on page 1 had I not posted. I'm not proud of it, I'm just sayin. And thanks for the banana welcome.

Bravo! Your synopsis reminded me of one of those five seasons of Lost in five minutes shorts.

You went to the post office, too?

I did put a post card in the mail box at Centertown (CBR), but that's not what you are referring too.

Huci, What dates were you at DW? If you did not see the same space shuttle that I did not see, we were there at the same time. We were there July 10 - 19.

I'll get back to page 19 tomorrow morning.

(And I have no clue how to make a quote separate into a bunch of yellow boxes like everyone else here does.)