Feel free to skim through or skip this detailed review of "The Kingdom Keepers."
Let's see...Where did we leave off? Chapters 6-10!
Quick recap:
Finn and his new friend Amanda must search for the identities of the other DHIs in order for all 5 to go to sleep at the same time. Only by falling asleep within 30 min. of one another will they be able to meet up (in partially holographic form) inside the MK. Their goal is to find out who the Overtakers are and try and devise a way to stop their scheme of taking over the MK (and eventually the world....MWAH HA HA!).
Longer spewing of things that annoyed me in these chapters:
Consider yourself warned! This is long!
Chapter 6: Amanda and Finn skip school
*In another unrealistic scene, Amanda and Finn skip lunch and hop a bus to a neighboring middle school. Evidently no one from their middle school saw them leave campus or wait at the public bus stop in the middle of the day.
*They've already had 5 class periods BEFORE lunch???
*Not wanting Finn to take the rap if they get caught, Amanda states, "I'm a big girl, Finn." How completely mature of her, and she's only 12.
*No one thinks it's strange for two obviously young kids to NOT be in school in the middle of the afternoon? The driver? The passengers? We're all just ok with this?
*Apparently lunches at Finn's school are an hour long---I WISH! They have enough time to wait and catch a bus, have 20 min. to spend at the other school, and wait for, catch, and ride the return bus. Right....
*Finn is immediately noticed at the other school as a DHI. Really? Finn's on the ball though. He's quick to don sunglasses to make him less noticeable in the cafeteria full of kids NOT wearing sunglasses.
*What the heck are jams, and why's everyone wearing them?
*Mission Accomplished: Amanda locates a DHI----Charlene (the blond beauty)
Chapter 7: Charlene gives a cold shoulder
*Does anybody actually say things like, "Back in a whack?"
*Charlene is inexplicable annoyed at seeing Finn at her school. Maybe Amanda was up to her old hip hugger tricks again, and Charlene was getting all jealous?
*"Charlene was the kind of girl you might see on a cereal box." WTH? As in, Charlene looks like your average missing child? Oh wait, that would be a milk carton. Never mind.
*Whoa Pearson, slow down on your plugs for the VMK.
*2 For 1 Deal: Finn finds out Charlene (blond beauty) meets up with Willa (smart Asian girl*) on VMK. If you're keeping track, that means only 2 more will need to be located. *These are Pearson's descriptions.
*Charlene gets all ominous at the end of the chapter. "NO ONE can know about this. It isn't safe." Dun dun dun!!!
Chapter 8: In the MK after dark
*Someone from the DHI team called Finn's mom and ratted him out about being at the MK with Amanda. Who gets grounded for going to the MK?
*Mom wants some quality bonding time with Finn over a Simpson's episode. Awww, mom.
*Mom thinks Finn kept going to the MK a secret from her b/c he's embarrassed about Amanda. Doesn't mom know Finn's not "big on girls"?
*Finn gets all embarrassed when he winds up in the park in his jammies. One can only hope they were footie pajamas.
*When Finn arrives at the park, Wishes has just ended, yet the park is empty. Really, did no one do any research here?
*I take personal offense to Piglet being described as an oversized rat. As if!
*We learn in this chapter that the magic of Disney has two sides----both good and evil. Walt, a dipper in black magic? According to Pearson...
*Hey, at least this chapter came with a cool story about the Fantasmic dragon setting Mickey on fire.
*Charlene arrives at the park w/ Philby (the possibly British/Australian/New Zealand boy---only one more DHI to find!)
*Pirates

from POTC show up in the street pushing around blue cars from Buzz LY and try to take Finn down with one of the car's lasers. (No mention is made of why these cars are being pushed around or what the pirates plan on doing with them. You'd think the cars from the TTA would have been a better choice. They're all hooked together already, and they probably would have been easier to get off their track. Oh, wait, they don't have weaponry. Ooh, wouldn't it have been fun for Finn and his fellow DHIs to steal the cars from the Speedway and drive around in them?)
*Thousands of Space Ranger Spin points later, Finn takes control of the car with Philby's (obscure identity Philby) help. In a hail of lasers, Finn takes the pirates down at their peg legs. Arrghhh!
*Even this valiant display doesn't impress Charlene.
*Mmmm...free Mickey bars...
*The kids decide to hold a meeting in the CBJ. Glad there's finally a use for that attraction!
*The DHIs learn the Overtakers are eventually planning to unleash their evil outside of the park----Imagine, pirates in the grocery store, Maleficent running through the mall! Oh, the horror!
*A recent hurricane that lost power over land (they ALL do that Pearson) is the real clincher in getting the DHIs to want to work together.
*From this moment on, every time the DHIs go to sleep, they'll wake up in the MK. Sign me up!
Chapter 9: Finn's mom, the pushover
*Of course Finn can't tell his mom the truth about the laser burn he's now sporting, so he makes up some kind of story about sneaking out and getting burned by a cigarette. Good thinking Finn! That should go over well with mom!
*Finn's mom chooses not to tell dad about his "sneaking out." Why, is dad all crazy and unpredictable? Sounds like Finn comes from quite the dysfunctional family.
*Finn's mom is WAY more understanding than I think I'd be if I found out my 12 year old snuck out their window, hung out with mean bullies, was around cigarettes, and stayed out until after 12. It must be all that Simpson's watching mom does.
Chapter 10:
Creepily Amanda has managed to locate both Willa's and Maybeck's (the Baptist) information by the time Finn shows up at school the next day. Hmmm...yet another female trick, Finn?
*Finn passes out unexpectedly in the hallway. Do nights at the MK cause low blood sugar? Too many Mickey bars?
*Amanda seems to know WAY more than she should. When oh when is Finny going to look past her beauty and start asking some questions?
Ok, that's it for today.