I know, I know , I've been a naughty nebo. If you're thinking how can he just ignore us like this for this long, heck with him, you would be correct. Who does he think he is, anyway, ZZUB? (heh)
I'm sorry. Even when we first got home and I typed we made it, I had a new record of 413 emails to go through. And this is with the spam filter on!
But I've been making a lot of phone calls, sending out resumes, drinking, emailing resumes, drinking, mailing resumes,,, then drinking some more.
Yes, I could sit here and type for 5 hours, telling you about what was going on, and what we found out.
If I wasn't drinking.
heh
We weren't down there looking for jobs this time, just trying to figure out where we might want to live, eventually. And, to be honest, at first it was kind of depressing. We started checking out all the Rental Communities, you know, to stay at when you first get down there and then figure out where to buy.
But they were not cheap. About 800 a month, more if you have pets.
I told Diane, "hey, Patches is getting old, a little rat poison and,,,,,,"
She didn't see the humor in that.
(Wait, sidebar number one) We were at MK one day, and at the smoking section by the castle, an older couple came up to us and the guy asked me if I would take a picture of them.
I said, "Sure". And I took the camera off my neck and turned it on.
Diane said, " Um, Steve?" I think they want you to take their picture with their OWN camera."
"Oh, heh heh" "Right"
Actually, this really did happen, but it happened on a trip last year that I forgot to mention. What brought it to mind was a Drabble cartoon in the newspaper the other day, that was very similar.
Anyway, the problem with renting down there is that they want to see an income, and when you move down there, obviously, you're not working yet.
We did notice that yes, there are a lot of areas we, or you, don't want to live in, just like up here.
And then we saw the sign.
It was on 192, right below Disney.
Homes for sale from the 50's!
And we thought what the heck, let's check it out.
Well, it turned out to be false advertising.
Two homes were actually in the forties.
It's a manufactured home subdivision, with 3 heated pools, tennis, basketball, volleyball, raquetball, shuffleball and bowling ball courts. Well, you kn9ow what I mean. Plus a huge clubhouse with a ballroom, sauna, hot tubs outside, you name it, it has it. Everything but golf.
Did I mention it is around two lakes?
Yes, you lease the lot, which is cheaper than the taxes we pay on our town house up here. You DON"T pay property taxes. We fell in love with it, and it's maybe 15 minutes from DIsney. Check out the web site, vistadellago.net .
I'm afraid I can't really talk any longer concerning my job search, believe me, eyes are everywhere and some eyes I prefer closed. If this sounds melodramatic, you're probably right, but I can't take chances now.
Anyway, ,,,, (ooh, ooh, sidebar number two), Never fall asleep at the wheel on the interstate, it's not a good thing.
At least not until you have the cruise control set.
Heh
No, not me. But on the way home, on 75 just north of Ocala, on a clear sunday morning about 7 am, I looked in the mirror behind me, and not a car was in sight. Up ahead, I could just see the back end of a weird rounded type of trailer.
It was in the right lane, I was in the center lane.
It took me about ten minutes to catch up to him, we were pretty much going the same speed. I have the cruise set about 74.
Suddenly, it seemed we were gaining on him pretty quickly, I was going to mention it to Smidgy, but she was asleep.
Sure enough, when I got almost next to him to pass him, he came into my lane. The only vehicles on the road, as far as the horizon let's you see, and now he needs my lane. I swung to the left, Diane woke up, but he was still coming. I floored it, now half on the shoulder, and I think the reflectors in the road woke him up. Once clear, I looked in the mirror, and now he's heading back into the right lane, like nothing happened.
I felt like flagging him down and letting Diane give him a good piece of my mind! To her credit though, she didn't scream like I expected. All she said was, "Well, that was interesting" and went back to sleep.
Ok, I had meant to get to some call outs, thanks again everyone for the "welcome home". But it sounds better when Disney says it at check in.
Kinda funny. After all the times we've been there the last year, I expect them to Mean it when we arrive. If not, I critique it.
"More Feeling."
"Put your heart into it".
Ok. Time to get a little started here.
Yay!!!! You're home! I've been going through Nebo & Smidgy withdrawls.
Oh and Hey!!! Are you sayin I'm ocd or somethin?

You must have been talking to my doctor.
Since I was so bored with you being gone I had to book another trip of my own and start another pre trippy................maybe this time you can keep up.
That a girl, Cheri. And hey, YOU were the one that first said you're OCD.
I just think you're nuts!
49 days?!?! Dude!! Are you now regretting not investing in an annual pass??
Oh, swell, another Melinda henchman. Yes, dear, If I had known last may what I spent now,,,,,,
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Ah, enough said.
Great, now the cast members are chastizing me for spending so much.
( Ah, fun with editting)
Welcome Back

So, are you moving...Did you check out Polo Park like I tod ya too? Did you apply for a job at Disney. Smidgy, my mother told me they are always looking for bartenders at the bar in Wilderness Lodge, the one right outside Artist Point...just sayin
Janet, just cuz I drool in my sleep sometimes, doesn't mean I am quite eligible for the "over 55 " communities. Geesh, she's got me with one foot in the grave already. And furthermore, I've never even bought a pair of "Depends" in my life!
I get them for Christmas.
My first impulse is to start right in on you two, give you both a good tongue lashing, and ground you from going anywhere except where your computer is.
But, being the trained parent I am, I know to give you a big squeeze cause I'm so relieved you are ok and home and safe.
I know the good stuff is coming. I'm just a little impatient and out of my own reserves.
Monica, I missed you too. I do hope to get another real chapter up here soon, maybe tomorrow.

Welcome Back!
I'm so happy you two are back safe and sound!
oh bugger
I forgot he told me to stay in the truck, stay in the truck, stay in the truck....
Thanks Ladymar. You got a good laugh out of me. Sometimes I wonder if anybody reads the callouts. But please, stop changing all the buttons on the radio to country stations!
YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just in case you couldn't tell i am so glad and relieved that you and Smidgy are back and not stranded somewhere on the side of the road for the last week.
Can't wait to hear more of the insane adventures of Nebo and Smidgy!!!
Thanks Lee lee. I'm looking forward to getting back to writing about them, although sometimes a "sane" adventure would be nice.
Welcome Home!
Well? Are you a new Imagineer? Is Diane a new "Aunt" at 50's Prime Time?
Nope, Wendy, she's gonna be a Grandma there.
Oh oh, did I just say that out loud?