Holidayz Thread

[2goofycampers]

Buttons Monkey-Buns

(Funny thing is.. Buttons is a nickname I have going waaaaayyyyy back. LOL)

And...... I have bed-head every morning. Where's the webcam ?

 

[stefa70]

10. Talk about a huge breast!

9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist!

8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

7. That's one terrific spread!

6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

4. Don't play with your meat!

3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

2. How long will it take after you put it in?

And the number one...............

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!!

 

[2goofycampers]

I just found this,,, sounds yummy Peanut butter and jelly pie

Ingredients

1 (8-oz) package cream cheese
1 (12-oz) container frozen whipped topping (about 4 1/2 cups, divided)
1/3 cup grape jelly
1/3 cup + 1/2 cup sweetened condensed milk, divided
1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
1 cup confectioners’ sugar
1 prepared graham cracker or cookie crumb pie crust

Prep

* Let cream cheese and whipped topping stand at room temperature to soften.
* Whisk jelly to make it smooth and pourable.



Steps

Active Time: 20 minutes, Total Time: up to 2 hours (Makes 8 servings.)

1. Whisk together 1/3 cup condensed milk and 1 1/2 cups of the whipped topping until smooth; set aside.
2. Combine cream cheese, peanut butter, and remaining 1/2 cup condensed milk in bowl of electric mixer; mix with paddle attachment until smooth. Add sugar and mix until blended.
3. Fold in remaining 3 cups whipped topping, using a rubber spatula, until well blended. Pour one-half of this mixture into pie crust.
4. Pour jelly evenly over peanut butter mixture, then pour milk mixture over jelly. Top with remaining half of peanut butter mixture. Refrigerate (or freeze) 1–2 hours or until pie has set. Serve.

 

[MandMLUVMMandDVC]

Stefa70.....I just wet myself. Thanks. That was hilarious!!!

 

[wak648]

What is your "Elf" name ??

http://www.quizopolis.com/christmas-elf-name.php

Bouncy Sugar Lips

 

[MandMLUVMMandDVC]

My elf name is Sparkly Twinkle-Toes
perfect for me.....check out my sparkly twinkle-toes slippers.....

 

[AuburnJen92]

I got Dingy Sugar Socks...

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Sugar socks must make for sticky toes.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Sugar socks must make for sticky toes.

The first thing that came to mind was, "Is my laundry really that bad?"

 

[Born 2 Fish]

my Elf name,,
Blinky Tum-Tums

 

[BRDof3]

my Elf name,,
Blinky Tum-Tums

Mine is Old Fart.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Mine is Snooky Sparkly-Toes

What's up with all of the toe and sock references??? Sounds like the programmer had a foot fetish to me...

 

[kampfirekim]

Mine is Snooky Sparkly-Toes

What's up with all of the toe and sock references??? Sounds like the programmer had a foot fetish to me...

I shudder to think what inspired mine....."Buttons Monkey Buns". LOL

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Let's hope that it's random!

 

[mgsmom]

Nipper Mistletoe - whatever that is

10. Talk about a huge breast!

9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist!

8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

7. That's one terrific spread!

6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

4. Don't play with your meat!

3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

2. How long will it take after you put it in?

And the number one...............

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!!

Bouncy Sugar Lips

Oh, you guys are awesome! I needed a good laugh tonight!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

About.com picked these to be this years Top 10 Holiday Beer'z

1. Samichlaus
The king of Christmas beers, Samichlaus is the highlight of the holiday season for many beer enthusiasts. It is a rich, aged doppelbock brewed at the Austrian brewery Schloss Eggenberg.

2. Samuel Adams Winter Classics Mix Pack
This mix pack contains a variety of beers. This makes it a nice way to try some unusual beer for beer lovers who are just discovering craft beer. Though it can change from year to year the mix pack often contains Boston Lager, Old Fezziwig Ale, Winter Lager, Holiday Porter, Black Lager, and Cranberry Lambic.

3. Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale
How do you say Merry Christmas to a hop-head? With a six pack of Celebration Ale from Sierra Nevada. Besides have a pretty significant bitterness at 62 IBUs, this beer is also dry hopped which raises the hops in the aroma and flavor.

4. Samuel Smiths Winter Welcome Ale
Samuel Smith's Winter Welcome is a traditional winter warmer and in many ways has served as the modern benchmark for the style. It is big in flavor and alcohol. Though maltiness dominates it does have a good bit of balancing hops as well as hints of apples and caramel.

5. Odell Brewing Co. Isolation Ale
Odell Brewing brews Isolation Ale as their winter seasonal. This beer is packed with hops character without a lot of the bitterness. It's a bit unusual as a wintertime beer in that it does not carry the huge, dark malt flavors of many of the others.

6. Avery Brewing Old Jubilation
This is one of those examples of artful, adjunct free beers. Avery brews some pretty amazing beer using only the four traditional ingredients.
Old Jubilation certainly fits in the winter warmer category. With heaps of malt and 8% alcohol, this complex and tasty beer will make a welcome addition to your holiday bar.

7. Bush Noël (Scaldis Noël in the US)
This is how the Belgians make a winter warmer. This beer is rich with lots of malt. Though malt dominates, the complexity from the wilder yeasts Belgians tend to use plus the unusual practice of aging this beer with hops flowers in the vats for four to six weeks, gives this brew unique flavor and character.

8. Schlafly Christmas Ale
If you're looking for a beer with all of the traditional yuletide flavors, this is it. Schlafly adds cloves and orange peel to this medium bodied ale. This beer says "Christmas" in a very straight forward way.

9. Young's Winter Warmer
Young's beers are always solid beers and generally excellent examples of style. Their Winter Warmer is a middle of the road warmer. This would be a good beer to have on hand if your some of guests might not be up to the challenge of some of the bigger beers that I've listed above.

10. Your Local Brewery
OK, so this is not a specific beer but I cannot let this opportunity pass on my personal mission to get more people to drink local beer. While I've listed some popular beers here that can help you celebrate the season - and there are many, many others - do not overlook that brewery that's making great beer just a few miles or perhaps even just a few blocks from you. Personally I have two local breweries that make perfectly wonderful winter brews and stopping in for a fresh pint is always a treat. While you should head to the good beer store to stock up on some great seasonal brews you should also stop at the local brewery and see what they've whipped up.

 

[ntsammy5]

Thanks Frank. I'm going shopping now!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

In many households, part of the fun of eating Christmas pudding is finding a trinket that predicts your fortune for the coming year. For instance, finding a coin means you will become wealthy. A ring means you will get married; while a button predicts bachelorhood. The idea of hiding something in the pudding comes from the tradition in the Middle Ages of hiding a bean in a cake that was served on Twelfth Night. Whoever found the bean became "king" for the rest of the night.

That is however,if you didnt choke to death on the trinket lodged in your throat.

 

[BRDof3]

In many households, part of the fun of eating Christmas pudding is finding a trinket that predicts your fortune for the coming year. For instance, finding a coin means you will become wealthy. A ring means you will get married; while a button predicts bachelorhood. The idea of hiding something in the pudding comes from the tradition in the Middle Ages of hiding a bean in a cake that was served on Twelfth Night. Whoever found the bean became "king" for the rest of the night.

That is however,if you didnt choke to death on the trinket lodged in your throat.

If the bean made you fort, would they take away the kingship?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Christmas Eggy nod

INGREDIENTS:

4 egg yolks
1 (5 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
1 tablespoon white sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 1/2 cups milk
4 egg whites
1 fluid ounce rum
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg

DIRECTIONS:

In a large mixing bowl, beat egg yolks until they are thickened and light. Gradually stir in condensed milk, sugar, vanilla and milk. Beat the egg whites until stiff, then add them to the milk mixture. Stir rum into the mixture (to taste). Garnish with nutmeg.

or you could just drink beer.