Hmmm... alas.... I was afaid of that.

I can't drive stick..... I know that for a fact because I just tried to drive one about 20 minutes ago. It was a black Honda Civic Si. I didn't want to do it but beccy was sitting in the passenger seat and she was all

and

(and if the truth be told, she was doing a lot of

)
And then she spied these hot guys walking down the street and she rolled her window down and stuck half her body out and started

at them, and then yelling, "Hey, babeeeeeee" (I was very embarrassed) and then one of them walked over to the car and said, "Nice wheels, babeeee!

" And well..... you know, Beccy. She just stuck her old lips way out the window and started

this hot guy.
And the other dude walked up and Beccy said, "Hey babeeeeee.... what you say my friend and I

you!"

Yeah, that's what I did!
And I got real skeered (real, real

) And I told Beccy that I wanted no part of any

and that I was going to Church! She just
Can you believe it? She slide down in her seat and just
That's when I got

and I said, "That does it, Beccy! I'm

Yep, I'm out of here!"
And I mixed up the clutch with the brake and then I mixed up the brake with the gas..... and well.... I have this here headlight, and I think Beccy saved the backseat (are we all surprised about that? I thought not!

)
But hey, I just know that you didn't park your Civic around the corner? Right??