Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing is a miracle food

[Evil Genius]

WHAT DO YOU USE IT FOR?

 

[trappednabox]

maybe she's been kidnapping peoples ranch

 

[IWAS]

WHAT DO YOU USE IT FOR?

Well it started as an accident that I did'nt clean up right away

 

[luv2crash]

I'll give it a shot!

Since the guess about curing foot fungus was close,

Does it soften your feet or something?

 

[JessicaR]

nail polish remover

 

[mirthmaiden]

Well it started as an accident that I did'nt clean up right away

Is it one of those "grow-your-own-mold" things?

 

[java]

I promise not to call you crazy .......anymore.
The visual I am having of feet and ranch dressing is reminding of some creepy foot fetish guy we used to avoid at the salad bar place.

 

[kimmikayb]

I'm going to guess...either (1) it polished the counter or (2) sea monkeys grew out of it

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Well it started as an accident that I did'nt clean up right away

Were you walking through your kitchen, slipped and fell on the ranch that you didn't clean up and now realize it works wonderful as a foot moisturizer?

 

[IWAS]

Is it one of those "grow-your-own-mold" things?

no

 

[jbmom]

Well it started as an accident that I did'nt clean up right away

Sticky trap to catch mice?

 

[kimmikayb]

Sticky trap to catch mice?

OR an ant attractor???

 

[TreslovesWDW]

If it cleans counters I am never eating it again...lol

 

[Evil Genius]

I'm going to guess...either (1) it polished the counter or (2) sea monkeys grew out of it

Sea Monkeys!! I'm voting sea monkeys!

 

[java]

Bleach!!

 

[Maleficent13]

 

[Momof2princess]

Sea Monkeys!! I'm voting sea monkeys!

2nd vote here for Sea Monkeys

What is its wonder power? Come on tell us

 

[disneyeveryyear]

Does it have to do with a previous post on plantars warts on your feet and ways to remove them?

 

[Monte Cristo]

The final answer is going to be anticlimactic...

 

[IWAS]

The final answer is going to be anticlimactic...

maybe I should keep it a secret then