Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing is a miracle food

[jbmom]

I don't think smelling ranchy is a bad thing. Remember the nut commercial from the Super Bowl? Now if it was smelling raunchy, there could be a problem.

 

[coles1mom]

Well, there goes my cheap augmentation. I wonder if I can return this bottle I just bought?

 

[Ride Junkie]

There's a way to cut your toenails where they won't get ingrown and infected. Then you won't have to rip them off or smell ranchy all day. Like others, I'm impressed with your abilty to wear food all day without it falling off.

JackJack: Totally off topic, but the chair in your sig struck me funny. Maybe I'm easily amused, but it's the funniest thing I've seen today! Made me LOL.

 

[mirthmaiden]

Iwas, I like your idea of not telling...but if the fat-free floor ranch channels the ghosts of dead cows, send me a pm to let me know. I'd like to try it.

That would be so fun at parties.

There's a way to cut your toenails where they won't get ingrown and infected. Then you won't have to rip them off or smell ranchy all day.

Smelling ranchy is my goal every day.

 

[merekc]

After reading this thread, I realize I'm not the laziest person on the dis.

Ranch on your toe all day. Gotta love it.

 

[willis37862]

I had a painful ingrown toenail that was infected, I usually tear the nail out myself,,,but,,,,,,

one night not too long ago I spilled some Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing on my toe left it there all day and by night time, the part of the nail causing the problem had disolved, the pain and infection were gone as well, So right then and there I realized the Hidden power of Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing

OMG you are one of the nuttiest people in the WORLD, not just the DIS but the WORLD! You crack me up I will have to remember this next time I have an ingrown toenail problem.......instead of putting lotion and socks on my feet to keep them soft , I will try ranch dressing and socks.

And I have to tell you that you look just like my SIL . I wish she had your sense of humor , I would like being around here a lot more.

 

[paintnolish]

Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
Oh, I'd love to take credit for that, but I read it on a Fazoli's cup.

 

[Daxx]

Hidden Valley Ranch=cleavage. Guess I should eat some.

I eat the stuff all the time and I'm still itty bitty on top! What's up w/that!?

 

[coles1mom]

I eat the stuff all the time and I'm still itty bitty on top! What's up w/that!?

I'm returning my bottle for toilet paper.