Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing is a miracle food

[IWAS]

IWas

Powder or bottle, I don't want to get the wrong kind.

bottle

 

[paintnolish]

Do you apply twice daily, rubbing in a clockwise motion?

 

[Cantw8]

lol, you all have to really really promise, cause I'll tell you this its really weird

Oh no...this is the girl who didn't think it was weird to bury her turtle in a sandbox, I'm ascared to know what she does think is weird

 

[IWAS]

Do you apply twice daily, rubbing in a clockwise motion?

No nothing like that,,,,,,, but your on to something

 

[IWAS]

Oh no...this is the girl who didn't think it was weird to bury her turtle in a sandbox, I'm ascared to know what she does think is weird

LOL

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

No nothing like that,,,,,,, but your on to something

Is this going to be DIS-appropriate?

 

[IWAS]

Is this going to be DIS-appropriate?

totally

 

[sanctus]

Oh no...this is the girl who didn't think it was weird to bury her turtle in a sandbox, I'm ascared to know what she does think is weird

Did it resurrect the turtle?

 

[IWAS]

Did it resurrect the turtle?

no, no turtle

 

[Monte Cristo]

Is this going to be DIS-appropriate?

Hopefully not, but looks like I am going to be dis-appointed.

 

[jbmom]

Skin moisturizer? Teeth whitener? Hair straightener?

 

[Maleficent13]

I promise! Tell!

 

[Par8hed]

Does it harm your short term memory?

Such that you can't recall what you previously posted and therefore never get to the point?

 

[JessicaR]

Does it harm your short term memory?

Such that you can't recall what you previously posted and therefore never get to the point?

It certainly looks that way!

 

[Maleficent13]

I personally think it's quite clever...she's managed to enthrall 3 pages (so far) of posters (and 700 views) who keep checking back to see the big reveal.

 

[IWAS]

Does it harm your short term memory?

Such that you can't recall what you previously posted and therefore never get to the point?

lol thought i'd let you all guess a little, it would be no fun if I just gave my secret away right away

 

[arkansas mom]

Apparently, the power of Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing is that it lulls otherwise sensible people, myself included, into reading over two pages of posts about the miraculous properities it may or may not possess.

 

[Todd&Copper]

I think it is the Devil's Dressing and despise it, personally.

 

[JessicaR]

I think it is the Devil's Dressing and despise it, personally.

This really made me laugh! Its the Devil Mama! (adam sandler, waterboy)

 

[kimmikayb]

I know....it makes my butt bigger.