Princess Jes
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So much bacon, can I come to your place? no wait... American bacon sucks compared to Aussie bacon... carry onI am a guy that likes to cook. We do Christmas eve with my wife's sister, who hosts roughly 60 people for dinner. I will do a whole fillet of beef wrapped in bacon, perogies, and a bone in ham all with the standard sides. We usually get everyone out by 1:00, then clean up and pass out.
Christmas day my wife and I will make the 3 drive to my parents. Once in "lower slower" Delaware, my mother will have a large turkey with a bacon lattice covering the bird.
Seriously, why do American's call anything with Jello (we call it jelly) a salad?I will make prime rib and jello salad (lime jello with tiny apple cubes and walnuts) and apple pies...enough to feed the 8 of us for three days. We will also make sugar, chocolate, chocolate chip, molasses, and ginger cookies. All that, plus plenty of drinks and sarcasm from my brother and sister that will result in a scene worthy of a Chevy Chase movie that usually ends in someone getting injured or setting fire to something. Perhaps it's best if we don't dring so much, but then I wouldn't have the story of shooting my brother in the forehead with a staple gun.
like, on How I met your mother, Marshall's mum makes a "salad" that has all kinds of weirdness in it, nothing of which is a salad ingredient... please explain...
Pet peeve/Tip for men and mother-in-laws: WOMEN DONT WANT HOUSEHOLD OR KITCHEN APPLIANCES FOR CHRISTMAS OR THEIR BIRTHDAYS!!! unless they specifically ask for them...In the end we will all be cranky and fall asleep early. We won't have eaten much of the food, and the gossip will be over with. Every year I tell my wife we should just go to Florida and avoid this, but no. This is family, and that is really what holidays are about. Therefore I will suffer and smile at the same time while I open the gag underwear my brother will buy me after watching my wife open another kitchen tool she will never use that we now have to regift.
(If any family members are reading this, just buy me a nice bottle of scotch)
why must people gift this stuff when it's not asked for? grrrr. might as well give them a t-shirt that says "I belong barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen making meals for my husband"
sorry, feminist rant over.
I too would enjoy a fine scotch, or bottle of well aged port