Help! Looking for New Dad Jokes

Stork

Earning My Ears
Joined
Jul 14, 2019
Thought this would be the best place for a thread soliciting Dad jokes that make your kids or wife let out a loud "Ugh!" I'll go first:

This past week was Amazon's huge sales days. I ordered a chicken and I ordered an egg......I'll let you know.

Okay, your turn. Make me laugh.
 

CapeCodTenor

Dis Veteran
Joined
Oct 18, 2005
Can't believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick. Seriously, how low can you go?
 


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