"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Real Genius:

"I have been giving myself electric shocks"

"Up the voltage!"

 

[Maridw]

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..." & "Oh my God, the Quarterback is TOAST!!!" Die Hard (though when they show it on TV, they sometimes cut this last one.)

Matt Farrell: "You just killed a helicopter with a car!"
John McClane: "I was out of bullets." Live Free or Die Hard

 

[DarthKTrava]

"I've got a bad feeling about this"--Han Solo (later by several other characters) Star Wars

"It goes to ELEVEN!"

"Punch it, Chewie!!"--Star Wars

"I'd rather kiss a Wookiee!!"--Princess Leia
"That could be arranged!!"--Han Solo

"I'll be back!!"--Terminator

"It's only a flesh wound"--some Monty Python flick (got the quote from friends)

"I'm surrounded by ***holes!!!"--Dark Helmet Spaceballs

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz.........CHICKEN.....?" Dark Helmet to Col. Sandurz

"Comb the desert"
"Found anything?"
"We ain't found ****!!" Spaceballs desert scene

"I've got to get me one of these!!!" Independence Day
The whole presidential fight for independence from the aliens speech.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

"I've got a bad feeling about this"--Han Solo (later by several other characters) Star Wars

"It goes to ELEVEN!"

"Punch it, Chewie!!"--Star Wars

"I'd rather kiss a Wookiee!!"--Princess Leia
"That could be arranged!!"--Han Solo

"I'll be back!!"--Terminator

"It's only a flesh wound"--some Monty Python flick (got the quote from friends)"I'm surrounded by ***holes!!!"--Dark Helmet Spaceballs

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz.........CHICKEN.....?" Dark Helmet to Col. Sandurz

"Comb the desert"
"Found anything?"
"We ain't found ****!!" Spaceballs desert scene

"I've got to get me one of these!!!" Independence Day
The whole presidential fight for independence from the aliens speech.

Its from Monty Python and the holy grail.

you need to watch it ...then quote it!


watch it, then look for these quotes:

Blue..NO red...Ahhhhhhhhh

Its only a rabbit.....

Right!! I'll Do you for that!!!!

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Bring us a shrubbery....

You are only banging coconuts together..

 

[Liann]

You nailed my fave.

Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You keel my father, prepare to die.

Oh and "when the F did we get ice cream?"

 

[jwhtewolfd]

One we use frequently at work, when we're asked to do something and we're not entirely sure it will work, but we're gonna give it our best shot:
Russel Casse: I can fly. I'm a pilot.

Will: You cheated.
Jack: Pirate.
and pretty much every line from all 3 pirate movies.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

..And some rice..

..And then?

and then I'll eat the rice.

..And then?

no and then!

..and then?

NO and then!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I wonder if they are useing the same wind as we are?

 

[figment52]

Sundance:Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?
After blowing up a train car

Sundance: You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at.

Butch: I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

Sundance: The total tonnage of what you don't know is enough to shatter...

...........Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Great Movie!!!!!! SO many great lines. I need to watch it again.

From an earlier post - "You had me at hello" - what movie please I know i should know it and it is driving me crazy! TIA

"I'll have what she's having" - When Harry Met Sally

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Great Movie!!!!!! SO many great lines. I need to watch it again.

From an earlier post - "You had me at hello" - what movie please I know i should know it and it is driving me crazy! TIA

that was Jerry Maguire with tom cruise and renee zellweger.

That was her line.

not the great of a movie.

 

[AustinTink]

"Would you say I had a plethora of pinatas?" and

"Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind!" The Three Amigos

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

POTC Dead Man's Chest -
Captain Jack Sparrow: You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

I know this is perhaps a bit sacrilegious, but I've always found the line funny - and Alan Rickman's delivery was perfect.

Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

Alan Rickman as Metatron in Kevin Smith's "Dogma"

Alan Rickman



I can recite all of the Harry Potter movies that have been released and I betcha I can already recite quite a lot of the coming-up Half-Blood-Prince because of the book I have read 100+ times.

I can say all of the Pirates movies, too.

Also every single Disney movie.

 

[figment52]

that was Jerry Maguire with tom cruise and renee zellweger.

That was her line.

not the great of a movie.

Saw the movie once, had the same assessment you did. I must remember the line only because so many people have quoted it. Thanks

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Saw the movie once, had the same assessment you did. I must remember the line only because so many people have quoted it. Thanks

I think that Cuba Gooding jr. had a much better part in that movie.

 

[MomofKatie]

I like these from "Say Anything":

Corey: The world is full of "guys", Lloyd. Be a man. Don't be a "guy".

Lloyd: I gave her my heart... she gave me a pen.

Diane: Nobody thinks this will work, do they?
Lloyd: No. But, you just described every great success story.

 

[ZephyrHawk]

"Honestly, tell someone you're the Metatron and they look at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charleton Heston movie and suddenly, everyone's an expert." - Yet more Alan Rickman from "Dogma"

 

[MomofKatie]

From Airplane:

Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

This woman needs to get to a hospital as soon as possible.
A hospital? What is is?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important now.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

Bad news... the fog's getting thicker.
And Leon's getting laaaarger!!

 

[BriarRosie]

Lots of great quotes! I use the "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" from "Dirty Dancing" and "You're gonna need a bigger boat" from Jaws if the situation seemed to fit those lines, but I like other lines just because they are fun. There are WAY too many lines I love from "Airplane" to quote.

From "Revenge of the Nerds":

"What the **** is a frush?"

From "Caddyshack", when Carl describes his experiences caddying for the Dalai Lama:

"And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

And on Facebook, I've been posting this to anyone who posts they are leaving for a trip to Disney:

"Have fun storming the castle!" - "The Princess Bride"

 

[dissybroad]

"what is your name? what is your quest? what is your favorite colour?"

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Red...NO, Blue!!! AAAAAAhhhhhhhh.....!


African or european swallow?