"Have you found Jesus?"

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Just had some Jehovahs Witnesses at my door. Thought I could have a little fun.

"Have you found Jesus?"
"WHY!? Have you LOST Him?! I told you guys not to leave that gate open at night!"

 

[goofyernmost]

It's been pretty obvious that he/she has been missing for a few years now. Perhaps he/she is just not answering the door. Knock on it a little harder.

 

[Buzz Rules]

Just had some Jehovahs Witnesses at my door. Thought I could have a little fun.

"Have you found Jesus?"
"WHY!? Have you LOST Him?! I told you guys not to leave that gate open at night!"

I posted awhile back that my Catholic grandparents always told them "thank you for coming but our Bible isn't going". I always tell them I would be more than happy to tell them how Catholicism is correct and JWs are incorrect according to the Catechism. I even offer them information on OCIA. They usually quickly leave after the Catechism is mentioned.

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

I posted awhile back that my Catholic grandparents always told them "thank you for coming but our Bible isn't going". I always tell them I would be more than happy to tell them how Catholicism is correct and JWs are incorrect according to the Catechism. I even offer them information on OCIA. They usually quickly leave after the Catechism is mentioned.

I suppose it takes all sorts. Who am I to decide who is right? As they say, "Great is the mystery of Faith"

 

[Buzz Rules]

I suppose it takes all sorts. Who am I to decide who is right? As they say, "Great is the mystery of Faith"

Eh, I have my belief, you have yours.

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Eh, I have my belief, you have yours.

Too damn right! Maybe I'm right? Maybe you're right? Maybe the Mormons are right? Perhaps Buddhists? Maybe the Atheists are right? There are so many takes on life! We may not know until we die and even then?

I think that's what makes it so much fun!

 

[Buzz Rules]

Too damn right! Maybe I'm right? Maybe you're right? Maybe the Mormons are right? Perhaps Buddhists? Maybe the Atheists are right? There are so many takes on life! We may not know until we die and even then?

I think that's what makes it so much fun!

Well, you know my thoughts on the controversial board.

 

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Well, you know my thoughts on the controversial board.

Can't miss them

 

[imbelle]

When I'm waylaid by the cult converters asking if I'm acquainted with (insert deity of choice), I answer "As much as I ever wish to be."