"Have you found Jesus?"

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

Just had some Jehovahs Witnesses at my door. Thought I could have a little fun.

"Have you found Jesus?"
"WHY!? Have you LOST Him?! I told you guys not to leave that gate open at night!"

 

[goofyernmost]

It's been pretty obvious that he/she has been missing for a few years now. Perhaps he/she is just not answering the door. Knock on it a little harder.