Halloween Party on the CB!! Come inside, dressed in costume ...

[alabamaalan]

I'm sorry! I quickly announced "We have a winner" when she showed up and was taken as an "official" judge.

I'll bet you were overlooked because the lighting was so low. Everytime someone tried to adjust the bulb, they got bitten or yelled at!

Jamie Farr is off filming a guest shot for a Love Boat reunion special, I'll bet!

I tried to clean up a wad of TP where I thought someone had rolled the room and it was some poor slob in a Mummy outfit

I'm off to take the cans to the recycle center; see y'all at the next party!

 

[Pam]

alabamaalan,
Soooooooooooooooo happy to see that we have judges that can't be swayed by................. well.................... you know.................. (where you by chance a judge for the Olympic skating competition?? )

Oh - was that you I bit? I hope your rabies shots are current, dear. And that Mummy was not slob, that was my hubby!!

Don't forget I get half the recycling money.
Pam

 

[alabamaalan]

Your Mummy is your hubby?? And I thought we had wierd relations in Alabama!

Of course you can have half of the recycling money; it can go along with the case of Turtle Wax and Rice-A-Roni as the prize!

 

[shep]

Pam---Well, then I guess he'll have to clean the bathroom..
I ALSO am a cleaner, also do laundry, just don't ask me to cook(unless you want toast )

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by Pam
alabamaalan,
Soooooooooooooooo happy to see that we have judges that can't be swayed by................. well.................... you know..................

And just WHAT are you implying????

 

[WillyJ]

Okay kids, sorry for the delay. . but I'm afraid we've had a bit of a scandal. . .

It seems that Pam, JTB and Serena were all caught trying to use their alluring costumes to try and bribe judge Jamie Farr and win that spectacular Bald Knb vacation. . so, although each of them would have been in the running for the top prize, I'm afraid they have been. . . disqualified!! . .

(mummers, gasps from the crowd. . fainting)

Okay, settle down now. . we do have the results in, and we do have some winners to announce!!!

(wild cheering. . . whistling. . swooning. . )

Okay. . our second runner up is. . . Kteacher, for her very clever Frudian Slip costume!!!!

1st runner-up is. . . jlsdriscoll, for coming dressed in color-forms and nothing else!!!

And this year's grand prize winner is. . . . . Shep, for his sleazy lounge singer costume!!!!!!

(Okay, so his costume wasn't great, but I promised him last night he'd win if he'd just stop singing, and I'm sure we all agree it was a deal that had to me made. . )

And finally, I'd like to announce that are presenting Alan a special "Humanitarian Award" for bring that wicked home brew. .



So that's it. . it was great fun, we'd like to thank everyone who stopped by. .

Maggie and I now need to check into re-hab so we can be out in time to kick off the Christmas party. . .

So good night all!! So long.. . we can't miss you until you leave. . bu-bye!!!

 

[jldriscoll]

1st runner up!! COOL!!

I'd don't know whether to blush

or dance

!!!

Gee Pam...I guess we know who had the best costume

Saffron and Willy, this was truely memorable, can't wait to come to your place for Christmas!!!

 

[shep]

Originally posted by WillyJ
Okay kids, sorry for the delay. . but I'm afraid we've had a bit of a scandal. . .

It seems that Pam, JTB and Serena were all caught trying to use their alluring costumes to try and bribe judge Jamie Farr and win that spectacular Bald Knb vacation. . so, although each of them would have been in the running for the top prize, I'm afraid they have been. . . disqualified!! . .

(mummers, gasps from the crowd. . fainting)

Okay, settle down now. . we do have the results in, and we do have some winners to announce!!!

(wild cheering. . . whistling. . swooning. . )

Okay. . our second runner up is. . . Kteacher, for her very clever Frudian Slip costume!!!!

1st runner-up is. . . jlsdriscoll, for coming dressed in color-forms and nothing else!!!

And this year's grand prize winner is. . . . . Shep, for his sleazy lounge singer costume!!!!!!

(Okay, so his costume wasn't great, but I promised him last night he'd win if he'd just stop singing, and I'm sure we all agree it was a deal that had to me made. . )

And finally, I'd like to announce that are presenting Alan a special "Humanitarian Award" for bring that wicked home brew. .



So that's it. . it was great fun, we'd like to thank everyone who stopped by. .

Maggie and I now need to check into re-hab so we can be out in time to kick off the Christmas party. . .

So good night all!! So long.. . we can't miss you until you leave. . bu-bye!!!

I won??
Actually I don't remember last night...
Guess that would explain the tattoo...

 

[WillyJ]

Yes Shep it would. . . that and your engagement to our lamp. . .

 

[shep]

Originally posted by WillyJ
Yes Shep it would. . . that and your engagement to our lamp. . .

Think nice thoughts..backspace...
This is a family board...

 

[catsrule]

28 pages and I never posted on this....must recify that.

 

[WillyJ]

It's about time CR!!!!

I'm just not sure if your late for the Halloween party. . or early for the Christmas party. .

 

[catsrule]

I don't know what I am either.

 

[lilboo]

 

[Serena]

Disqualified!!!

 

[shep]

Originally posted by catsrule
I don't know what I am either.

who does??

 

[Pam]

We may have been disqualified BUT for those brief, shining 20 minutes or so - Serena, JTB, and I made Jamie Farr the happiest man on earth!!


Jenn - yeah, I bow to the Master............. what exactly is the second place prize?
Congratulations kteacher on third place!
And wow - first place to shep for being a sleazy lounge singer! That lame gold jumpsuit and David Cassidy 70's wig did look wonderful on you!

Engaged??!! I know I didn't get a ring out of the deal! Did I even get so much as a lightbulb?

Pam