Sorry for the long delay. Christmas, new great nephew, etc. Oko. I got lazy.
Wednesday morning we were up early to head to Animal Kingdom. We're up by 6:45 and at the bus stop by 7:15. The bus arrives at 7:30 and we're at the park in 10 minutes. No snags at the front, and we're at Donald's Breakfastsaurus with 10 minutes to spare. This is one of the places that insists on a premeal picture, so we lined up, took it and mooved on. No way big hairy guys are paying 20 bucks for one of those.
The food was excellent.
The characters were ---meh. They came around at full speed, one after another. Last year we had so much fun, but this year it was hug, snap a pic, move on.
So I'll tell ya about last year. I was sith the ex-dgf and I was ready with my Donald tshirt, Donald hat and vintage Donald watch. When Donald came in, he saw my shirt and gave me a thumbs up. Then he came over and took my hat. Well, at this point I told him to check out my watch, and he went nuts. Ran and got Goofy and Pluto to show them. they acted impressed. That mouse guy wasn't there yet, wanted to be fashionably late and get the star treatment. When he came in, Donald ran up to him, pointed at me, then madee motions about my shirt. Then he pointed at himself. Mickey shook his head. Then he pointed at my hat and at himself. Mickey nodded. Then Donald pointed at his wrist, then at mine, then at himself. Mickey put his hand over his mouth and acted horrified. Then he walked by us with his nose in the air and his head turned. He never visited our table, but made sure to walk by several times, always with his nose up. And Donald strutted all over the restaurant as only Donald can.
We finished our delicious but unmemorable meal and headed to Expedition Everest. We rode and got right back in line. Our Mickey said we had to ride this many times. Everyone was on board with that. When we got on the second time, I got in the back of train line. This is the best seat in the house. During the backward part, you are in front and get the full helix effect. And on the way out, you feel like you might bounce right up to the Yeti. The line is starting to grow, so we get fast passes and head to the Safari.
When we got in line for the Safari, there was no one in sight in the line, so we jumped in. The sign said 15 minutes. This is the only sign that said the wait was shorter than actual all week. We went around the first bend and wall to wall humanity.
Everyone wanted to ride the Safari early. And no wonder, with the Dis telling everyone to. But there are tvs with all the usual man is bad, animals are great carp, but with great footage. We had a goog guide and the ride great. The story line has been toned down quite a bit, but as Western Kentucky grads we would have been bitterly disappointed has we not seen Big Red. Although we usually think of his as looking more like this.
As you exit the ride, the start of the Pangini trail greets you, and since I'd never done the trails, we hit it. Many of the animals were no shows, but those dang birds were there. We did get to watch Meerkat Manor Live and the biggie, the gorillas were up and about.
As noted above, I don't care much for birds. Blame Alfred Hitchcock. But everyone wanted to see the Wonders of Flight, so I sucked it in. I'm glad I did. I knew Disney would do it well, but didn't think it would be that funny. Our very confused tour guide tried to lead us to safety, but the guys wouldn't follow him. The surprise of the show was that it wasn't all man's fault. The bird handler cm talked about what man had done to the bird's habitat and what he'd done to restore it. And we and our guide learned oh uh, well, I'm sure we learned something.
Dang, it's hot. Hot enough to convince Mickey to ride Kali? Gotta try. Hey Mick, there's no line! Mickey hems and haws, but we get in line. I was sweating and ready to get soaked. Goofy and Pluto were up for it. Mickey was not thrilled with the idea. Need I tell you who got soaked.
Mickey after the first ride
I was dry as a bone. Of course, during the ride we learned it was all man's fault.
As we exit, Mickey says we may as well do it again. So we hop the rope and are back on it 2 minutes.
We get in and my seatbelt won't fasten. We yell at the cm, but he doesn't understand what we're saying. So I ride unbelted. No safety system check here. I kept waiting for them to stop the ride and chew us out or toss us
but no one noticed. Or they're shy about stopping the ride now. We get to the spot where the water gets rough and I spin right to the back, the high spot that misses the water. I did get a little on my pants, right where folks would wonder if I had a problem. This time Goofy and Pluto got as wet as Mickey. Twice in a row was enough, for now.
We decide that we won't be going to Rafiki's Planet Watch'we already knew it was man's fault- so we decided to do the Maharajah Jungle Trek. We had seen that they were doing some construction on the monkey areas, but we still saw plenty. Those really loud monkeys were feuding with the construction workers. The Komodo Dragon was actually awake, but still moved very little. The bats were interesting, but disgusting. I know, they're not birds, but does that really help? But the highlight was the big cats. Especially the panthera tigris. A friend uses that in his email address, so that caught our attention. He's a Bengal's fan and these cats are definitely kin. There were deveral kinds of deer, but they won't let you eat them, so what's the point? There were no guide sheets available for the birds at the end so we don't know what we saw. But I'm sure it was man's fault they were missing.
Why, look where the Trek ends.
Within sight of Everest. We go to use our fast passes, but there is no line. I mean NO line. We walk on and I walk right to the front and get the front seats. You could literally pick your seat, although some think you shouldn't in public. The front, the Holy Grail of roller coaster seats. There for the taking.
The front seat offers a unique and scary view of the bridge crossing,
but that was nothing. We get to the broken track, and come to a stop. For about 10 seconds. And in front, you can see almost straight down. Not a highlight for moi. then you go backward, but now you're in back and it seems so much slower. Then you go forward and you are that close to the Yeti. That made it worth it to ride up front. But I far preferred the back. We rode again, then spent some time in the gift shop. No we weren't shopping; Mickey needed a new camera stick thingie. After 20 minutes it was determined that they didn't carry the one he needed.
So we headed on. It was time for Nemo. But when we arrived, the line was all the way to Dinoland. We got in line, but after a few minutes, a cast member told us we were about 100 people from the cutoff point. So on to Primeval Whirl. Mickey chose to sit this out, I made fun. We rode, and it was 10 times rougher than I remembered. I'll do it again, but I hope it's in a less weighted down car. And some of the less weight is mine.
We find Mickey, and he had found his camera stick at the kiosk between PW and Triceratop Spin. We decided TS was enough like Magic Carpets, so we skipped it. On to Dinosaur. This is a ride whose thrill alludes me. It's all right, but other than a lot of volume, it's like riding in a '67 Corvair. Bumpy and seemingly on the verge of breaking at any minute. The dinosaurs seem like audioanimatronics. The ones at Ellen's are scarier. I shouldn't be so negative, I really like the preride show. And the ride is fine, just not exciting for me. The guys liked it though.
We went to Hester and Chester's, probably the best shop at WDW. Candies of every type! I believe the fact that we all had to get some was a clue it was time to head out of Dinoland the other way, and head for lunch. And there's only one place for lunch at AK for me.
Next time, we get flamed and bugged.