I highly recommend the Grumpy Magical Critters Quest. I use it every day to open jars that are stuck, roast entire chickens, buff scratches off my car, and to get firmer thighs. Since I started using the Grumpy Magical Critters Quest a month ago, I have made over $30,000! Next month I am going to quit my job!
My only complaint: I'm still waiting on my free Ginsu knives... but Grumpy says they are in the mail.