Lady Lallie
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Oh C...I understand. We should form a support group. I certainly didn't leave mine with a smile today. Remember, things can only get better!
remember, you will win the lottery and become independantly wealthy!
Well, let me tell you Leslie!I think that is a very Men In Black thing. If you remember, at one point in the movie, Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are in the car -
Will Smith: "You do know Elvis is dead don't you?"
Tommy Lee Jones "Elvis is not dead he just went home."
Well, I think it's close! I think Michael Jackson was an alien. And he was originally put on the planet in a child's body. But since it wasn't a real human body, it started to change and sort of decompose while he was in it. That's why as he got older, he got stranger and stranger looking! His alien disguise was becoming too old and couldn't hold up to his lifestyle! I also think his alien mind got wrapped up in certain aspects of human life (i.e. childhood, music and dance) and couldn't comprehend all of it, and it was just overwhelming! So he came off as a kind of strange dude....and that's also how he was so original, because he used his alien homelife as inspiration and taught us all new musical stylings! Also how he got his dance moves (hello?! The moonwalk!? He liked outerspace!). And since he died at an even-numbered age (50), I think that's how long his assignment was, or how long his human disguise was designed to last! And as for his higher speaking voice, I am contemplating that the actual alien was a woman-being...
I know, it's very very odd....But it just all seems to add up!
Maybe it's the same with several of our musical icons over the years! (How else could Keith Richards still be rolling along!?
) Or maybe it's like Charlaine Harris did with Elvis, maybe he's a vampire.
I know I know I know....please don't shun me as a super oddball!I have a very wild imagination!
Oh my goodness!! I love it!!


You totally should write some books. I also loved how Charlaine Harris made Elvis a vampire, it totally fit into the story and the pop culture phenom of Elvis sightings!Good Morning Gnomies!
It's Friday!


remember, you will win the lottery and become independantly wealthy!
I think that is a very Men In Black thing. If you remember, at one point in the movie, Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are in the car -
But it just all seems to add up! 
I have a very wild imagination!
I was not happy.
It has hurt like HE** since! Greg thinks it probably popped out of place then back in but is now swelling in response to the movement. thank goodness for prescription anit-inflammatories and pain killers (but it does mean I will have to skip that alcoholic drink tonight) Hopefully this will only last a day or two!
