LOL I don't know what I'd do since I've never been able to choke one down.
I used to go with my mom when I was in MI to my favorite restaurant out there called Red Mesa Grill.
One day a week they had margarita day. You could get a house margarita and a twister (those were so good!!!) for the same price that just the twister was usually.
So basically it was a free margarita. I'd always order one when we were there on those days because far be it for me to pass up anything free.

But it was terrible. I'd sit there and sip at it, making faces like I was taking medicine!
And my mom would always ask me why I'd get it then. Well duh, it's FREE!
Ooooh, remind me to buy you a drink. It will be worth it.
Note to self: Remember video camera for possible blackmail in future....
Sounds like it!! Think security will mind if she starts dancing on the tables.....