Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

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Completely random, but I was looking at craigslist and came across this super fun looking guy!!
http://janesville.craigslist.org/stp/1534726206.html

"Guffyer?" What does that mean?

That man's spelling and (lack of) punctuation makes me weep for the future of this country.


ETA: OMG, I think he means "goofier." Lmao.

 

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Look! Another post from him! I love his spelling abilities. GRIMMER POLICE, WHERE ARE YOU?
http://janesville.craigslist.org/stp/1533949298.html

thigs i love to do this summer go no a nood resort or a nood beach

NOOD!

 

[PebblesMK]

I think I may need to flush my eyes with peroxide after getting that visual

Imagine how beautifully white your eyes will be afterwards!

 

[PolynesianLily]

"Guffyer?" What does that mean?

That man's spelling and (lack of) punctuation makes me weep for the future of this country.


ETA: OMG, I think he means "goofier." Lmao.

Wasn't it like "all the drunker i get the guffyer i get"
Maybe he was drunk writing that?

 

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What do the penguins have to do with his kids?

I was wondering the same thing, especially when he specifically mentioned not liking cold weather.

 

[PebblesMK]

Oh...found another post from him:

Hello I have never done this befor well let me tell you a little about me well i love to sell cars i have a great girl and two twin boys name own and dylan i love to have fun drive go to bars when i have some one to go with i am not a bad guy or nothing have a great sence of humor kind of a perv but my girl is used to it i guess you can say we are both looking for new friends not a big fan of the cold like spring love the summer time who ever wants to right go on and write feel free to ask any thing its the only way to get to know some one your robert

He spelled his kid's name wrong!!!

 

[OK!]

Wasn't it like "all the drunker i get the guffyer i get"
Maybe he was drunk writing that?

Good point. I dunno, though...when I'm drunk, my spelling looks more likee tyhis., knowq wehat i mena? Lioke you can stioll tel;l that undernweath a;l;l the booze,m i am inherenty;ly litrerate.

 

[sunnyday123]

Look! Another post from him! I love his spelling abilities. GRIMMER POLICE, WHERE ARE YOU?
http://janesville.craigslist.org/stp/1533949298.html

I am wondering where he is driving fish to. And can I call dibs on him?

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

Well by the time I return this thread will most likely be locked for a lot of postings soo I only hope there is a sequel to this EPIC story

I am off to bed as I have school in the morning. I shall return tomorrow. Goodnight!

xoxo, Hollywood

 

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Oh...found another post from him:

Hello I have never done this befor well let me tell you a little about me well i love to sell cars i have a great girl and two twin boys name own and dylan i love to have fun drive go to bars when i have some one to go with i am not a bad guy or nothing have a great sence of humor kind of a perv but my girl is used to it i guess you can say we are both looking for new friends not a big fan of the cold like spring love the summer time who ever wants to right go on and write feel free to ask any thing its the only way to get to know some one your robert

He spelled his kid's name wrong!!!

And I don't know about you, but any dude who admits openly to being "kind of a perv" right there in his ad is CLEARLY a keeper.

 

[can84]

I am wondering where he is driving fish to. And can I call dibs on him?

Well, I'll relinquish my dibs

 

[PebblesMK]

And I don't know about you, but any dude who admits openly to being "kind of a perv" right there in his ad is CLEARLY a keeper. Mom and Dad would be so proud.

One plus is that his parents probably can't read so they'll never know!

 

[tink_lover]

Well, I'll relinquish my dibs

Oh, no, no, no! Finders keepers - he's Badger's!

 

[can84]

Oh, no, no, no! Finders keepers - he's Badger's!

Well, I tried!

 

[PebblesMK]

Oh, no, no, no! Finders keepers - he's Badger's!

Where's the polka dancing smiley when you need it?? Never too pooped to polka! The problem lies in the fact that Mr.Genius has a girlfriend and he's going to take he to a nood sky dive, he will not like me.

 

[PebblesMK]

Can we possibly hijack a singles thread and find some good looking single guys??? That is unless Princess knows some men in uniform that are single!!!!!

 

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Darn it, I always wanted to go on a nood sky dive...I guess now that dream must die.

 

[PebblesMK]

Darn it, I always wanted to go on a nood sky dive...I guess now that dream must die.

I'd say that we could do a group nood sky dive, but that would be weird.

 

[can84]

I'd say that we could do a group nood sky dive, but that would be weird.

What about if you include penguins?

 

[can84]

I'm heading off! Have a great day back at school/work/real life tomorrow!