Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

[kimmar067]

Oh, so I guess my emotions are just a game to you. I'm outa here. So long loosers!

...you should be more sensitive to those who are dieting for the holdiays....

 

[Wall-E1]

...dude, this is too corny, even for ME...

Oh, you have no idea, my friend. You are about fifty pages out of the loop.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

i turn my back for a few hours and this thread grows 15 more pages!

 

[Goofygirl17]

Promises, promises!

Upon your grand entrance, I have a question. Does your son resemble you or his mother?

 

[kimmar067]

My advice for butt crack -- spackle!



BTW, congrats to all who got tagged.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Tag Fairy has left the building. Uh Huh!

...DANG! Story-of-my-life: right church, wrong pew....

 

[Wall-E1]

Promises, promises!

Upon your grand entrance, I have a question. Does your son resemble you or his mother?

He has his mother's butt crack and a bit of my wattle. So, he takes after both of us.

 

[kimmar067]

Oh, you have no idea, my friend. You are about fifty pages out of the loop.

...no thanks...I have no perverse desires to enter the BLACK HOLE....

 

[Goofygirl17]

wattle or waddle? Or both?

 

[kimmar067]

He has his mother's butt crack and a bit of my wattle. So, he takes after both of us.

...okay - define 'wattle'.....

 

[Wall-E1]

...no thanks...I have no perverse desires to enter the BLACK HOLE....

It is the cavern of enlightenment. Choose the blue pill.

 

[Wall-E1]

...okay - define 'wattle'.....

Main Entry: wat·tle
Pronunciation: \ˈwät-əl\
Function: noun
: a fleshy process that hangs usually from the head or neck

 

[kimmar067]

It is the cavern of enlightenment. Choose the blue pill.

...I rather fancy PINK - I'm a 'pink-kinda-gal'....

 

[Goofygirl17]

Wattle (anatomy), a fleshy growth hanging from the head or neck of certain animals

 

[kimmar067]

Main Entry: wat·tle
Pronunciation: \ˈwät-əl\
Function: noun
: a fleshy process that hangs usually from the head or neck

...you are such a turkey.....

 

[Goofygirl17]

okay... turkey - rhino- same thing?

 

[Wall-E1]

I don't know when this happened, but I just noticed my second tag of the day - Beware the mac & cheese. It is even the color of Kraft.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

finally, i can see all the new tags now!

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

okay... turkey - rhino- same thing?

Oh no. Dis DAD is the turkey. The hot new girlfriend is a rhino. Same species as the son.

Which is really kinda weird if you think too hard on it.

 

[Goofygirl17]

rhino- the other white meat?

 

[Wall-E1]

okay... turkey - rhino- same thing?

People have them also. I live not too far from a retirement community, so I can assure you that some people do in fact grow wattles as they age.