Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

[Tink_Or_Belle]

Oh no. Dis DAD is the turkey. The hot new girlfriend is a rhino. Same species as the son.

Which is really kinda weird if you think too hard on it.

is anything in this post NOT weird if you think too hard about it

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

I don't know when this happened, but I just noticed my second tag of the day - Beware the mac & cheese. It is even the color of Kraft.

Cool tag.

Icky Kraft though.

 

[FergieTCat]

He has his mother's butt crack and a bit of my wattle. So, he takes after both of us.

Is his mother the one with the hooves? I can't imagine that you could type so long (and with so much enthusiasm!) with hooves.

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

is anything in this post NOT weird if you think too hard about it

I'm blonde.

I never try to think too hard.

 

[Wall-E1]

rhino- the other white meat?

Are you making fun of my woman. So I like a gal with a little junk in her truck...that doesn't make me freaky or anything.

 

[WDWKOOK]

Wattle (anatomy), a fleshy growth hanging from the head or neck of certain animals

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

prolly

I showed my DH this exchange, and we both at your "prolly". As a matter of fact, I just heard another burst of

from the bathroom. I hope it's still about your comment.

(Lobster's ready!

Will check back later!)

 

[kimmar067]

I don't know when this happened, but I just noticed my second tag of the day - Beware the mac & cheese. It is even the color of Kraft.

....wow, a TWO-fer.....

 

[sunnyday123]

Are you making fun of my woman. So I like a gal with a little junk in her truck...that doesn't make me freaky or anything.

Junk in her trunk would be the correct saying.

I have junk in my truck. It falls out when I open the door.

 

[Wall-E1]

Cool tag.

Icky Kraft though.

Oh, I have a great love for this fine cuisine. Is there anything better than when you take a big bite of Kraft mac & cheese and are met with a ball of powdered cheese that has failed to dissolve? It then explodes like a huge flavor ball in your mouth. It's a glorious surprise.

 

[Tink_Or_Belle]

Oh, I have a great love for this fine cuisine. Is there anything better than when you take a big bite of Kraft mac & cheese and are met with a ball of powdered cheese that has failed to dissolve? It then explodes like a huge flavor ball in your mouth. It's a glorious surprise.

it's like Cheetos without the mess

 

[Wall-E1]

Are you trying to get me aroused? You naughty poster, you.

 

[kimmar067]

I have junk in my truck. It falls out when I open the door.

.... gee, I didn't know that Larry the Cable Guy was a DISer.... [ ]

 

[kimmar067]

Are you trying to get me aroused? You naughty poster, you.

....uhhhhh, you are beginning to worry me......

 

[WDWKOOK]

Are you making fun of my woman. So I like a gal with a little junk in her truck...that doesn't make me freaky or anything.

 

[Doe]

Hands down this is the funniest thread I've ever read on the dis.

 

[sunnyday123]

Oh, I have a great love for this fine cuisine. Is there anything better than when you take a big bite of Kraft mac & cheese and are met with a ball of powdered cheese that has failed to dissolve? It then explodes like a huge flavor ball in your mouth. It's a glorious surprise.

I don't like exploding cheese balls.

 

[kimmar067]

Hands down this is the funniest thread I've ever read on the dis.

...no.
its.
not....

 

[kimmar067]

I don't like exploding cheese balls.

...well, what kind of exploding balls DO you like??

 

[I Am What I Am]

I don't know when this happened, but I just noticed my second tag of the day - Beware the mac & cheese. It is even the color of Kraft.

Mac and cheese is beneath me. If you had any taste in food you'd know pizza bagels are where it's at.