Funny Things People Say on VMK

[StitchfansJr]

I know what you mean....my friend's friend is so dramatic! Even for a game! She's like: ' Well, I really like these 2 boys but neither of them like me. What should I do? ' And all that.....I mean, getting so dramatic over a virtual person...you dont even know what they look like in real life!

♥
~Monkey~​

Or you don't know how old they are.

 

[StitchfansJr]

That reminds me. I was on my boy character on Monday, and I went in the Dine-In. The signature just has what they should call me. One girl came up and asked "Hi, are you taken?" I said "no." She said "Will you be mine?" I said "Does my signature say I do taken? No, it doesn't." She leaves. Another girl comes up, and I say the same thing. This girl is heartbroken. I tried it in a few other rooms, and no one asked my character if I was taken.

 

[dog:-)lover]

i was once in main street and a boy walks up without asking "are you taken" and said "be my girl or i will report that you where asking for names" i got out right away

 

[StitchfansJr]

I found something really funny and I took a screen. Let me upload it.

 

[StitchfansJr]

the more that I think about it I don't know if I should post it.

 

[Blumonkeyboy]

Stitch,

If it would help you can PM it to me and i can give you my judgement on wether or not... And if it is bad i wont report because i asked for it.


~Blue

 

[EyoreFANS12]

I was at main street and to random girls walk up to me did u ever see a fish. i am like not on vmk.. and the girls were like u must have.. and i said i never have.. and the girls were like u have bc u are one.. strange day on vmk..

 

[Idol_Fan]

Stitch,

If it would help you can PM it to me and i can give you my judgement on wether or not... And if it is bad i wont report because i asked for it.


~Blue

u can send it to me too


One day me and CL_BlueReap and some other friends were hanging out in Main Street and she dared me to ask out the next boy who came in and I said Ok.

CL_Renpener came in and I had to ask him out -.-

LOL it was SOOO funny!

 

[StitchfansJr]

u can send it to me too


One day me and CL_BlueReap and some other friends were hanging out in Main Street and she dared me to ask out the next boy who came in and I said Ok.

CL_Renpener came in and I had to ask him out -.-

LOL it was SOOO funny!

HAHA!

 

[HopelessMagic]

Whenever people ask me if I'm taken, I tell them they'd have to buy my love. Then when they try to give me things on the trade window, I tell them, 'doesn't my love burn like inferno for you? arg this will never work' and then I leave. I just think it's a heck of a lot more fun to mess with them than to just say no all the time. It's great. I mean hey...they asked.

 

[coolkidhann95]

one I said I liked dudezeke over and over again and I did not mean it

I love making fun of taken

LOL one time me and somebody from dis I cant remember who though and some of her friends went to the Music Mix game and we kept saying we were breaking up with random people.

 

[imadisneydreamer]

OMG, I wear a sparrow costume and girl characters are always asking me if I am taken! I have long yellow hair under my sparrow hat and my signature says that I am a pirate princess. Go figure!!!!

 

[AceFabGirlie]

The weirdest thing i noticed on VMK is that if you sit in Esplande for a while you see all these new guests asking ppl if there taken..its really weird. VMK is not a dating service its a place for ppl to just have fun an meet new friends.

 

[astrostan]

The weirdest thing i noticed on VMK is that if you sit in Esplande for a while you see all these new guests asking ppl if there taken..its really weird. VMK is not a dating service its a place for ppl to just have fun an meet new friends.

Won't people get that through their sick and demented skulls!

Anyway, Once i was in a trivia room and my partner kept on saying - eats hand - LOL! I was cracking up.

 

[shadow pirate]

My goal in life is to say the most deeply disturbing (non-R rated) things one can possibly say on online games. Some of the better ones I've said (to a death-dot [a group of people standing on one square in the game]) that the mass in that one square will create a black hole, envoloping everyone and everything in it's path. And the world's destruction will be on your head.

The death dot diffused at that point.

Very much worth it just to see peoples reactions.

I also do this with non-important characters.

 

[imadisneydreamer]

I love reading these. I get busy on vmk collecting daily credits, etc. and will get friend requests. So I just add them to my friend list.
At some point during the day, I added this boy.

This is what happened to me tonight.
I was in my own room by myself. This boy shows up (name to remain annonymous).
He says hi. I try to be nice and friendly so I greet him back.
He asked me if I would be his girl.
I said, "Why me?"
He said that I seemed like the right girl for him.
I am laughing to myself because he does not know much about me including my age! I am ancient!
Anyway, I told him I did not play taken and he said that he has never had a girlfriend and probably never would because he is an elf in real life!
What a schister. He was trying to make me feel sorry for him!
After he begged a little longer, I told him that the reason I don't play taken is because I am much older and have kids in real life.
Well he was shocked.
Later that night, he found me again and we talked a bit. Then his girlfriend shows up in my room! Ha. Well, she broke up with him after he confessed. Hmm. I just don't understand this taken thing.
Sure was an interesting night on vmk!
BTW, how do you get your vmk character to show up in here?

 

[dog:-)lover]

man something weird happend tonight. I was in the drive in and I was acting all weird like I was saying to a girl with a bird hat
me " im hungry can i make chicken with your hat?"
her " no becase its a seagul "
me " but i want chicken "
her " i dont have chicken "
me " yes you do on your hat "
her " its a seagul!! "
me " it smells like chicken, it looks like chicken, It Is Chicken!! "

it was so funny everyone else thought i was weird! They where right lol

 

[shellybellypolo]

One time, BlueSavannah wanted to see her friend. She walked into the room and saw a boy with her friend. She asked, "Is this a bad time?" and the girl was like - makes out with on the cheek -. She left the room instantly!

 

[flowergirlbecca]

I know what you mean....my friend's friend is so dramatic! Even for a game! She's like: ' Well, I really like these 2 boys but neither of them like me. What should I do? ' And all that.....I mean, getting so dramatic over a virtual person...you dont even know what they look like in real life!

♥
~Monkey~​

I know it! Kids, taken is wrong! So don't do it!!

 

[StitchfansJr]

I know it! Kids, taken is wrong! So don't do it!!

I agree with flower.