Funny Things People Say on VMK

[FairlyOddGrlz]

Some people in VMK are such idiots especially the guests what are we gonna do with this taken stuff its getting on my nerves sometimes i just want to take their little necks and strangle them to death!! ARG
On the other hand i want black ears

 

[pink_cheerleader]

This just happened... lol

Boy: hey

Girl: hi

Boy: are u a boy

Girl:no are you ugly yes *leaves*

Me: ??

 

[cutegrl505]

Baby: will wo be my mummy?
Me: ?
Baby: Plz??
Me: uh no
Baby: - cries -

 

[cutegrl505]

Wow I'm so immature, that's hilarious

I saw a vmk name in pirates: Doody...I thought that was funny

LOL i agree

 

[cutegrl505]

Oh i got another on..
Girl:I like burger king
Me: good for u?
Girl: i eat there everyday
Me: again good for u
Girl: I eat it for breakfast
Me: gross!!
Girl: i glove fries
Me: omg get away from me!!
Girl: I make friends at burger king. i like burger king.
Me: ** exits room **
it was so freaky!!

 

[SUPER-SUPERMAN]

You do here some funny things on vmk. It's very amusing.

 

[<3 Sunset <3]

in the pirate lobby:
me: hi ace
ace: hi sun
strange boy comes up me,
strange boy: ru taken bc i think i glove you?
me: @_@
ace: .. lol
me: umm ace different lobby? rotfl
ace: yes plz
ace leaves .. i stay there for 2 sec
strange boy: yes or no bc ill report u if u dont and i think your hat.
me: Dude do i no u @_@??
i leave..
rotfl i swear it was the funniest thing ever!!

 

[AstroAlphamatt]

well i have a story of my worst pet peeve ever =/
I'm in town square.
me: lalala
girl: hey cute.i
me: ..
girl: you taken?
me: possibly
girl: ok add me

People are so ignorent. They don't know the age of the other person behind the other screen and they don't pay attention.

 

[llama62]

my signature in VMK is "I hope intellegent life exists in outer space. I'm so lonely here."

 

[SweetTinkerbelle]

= Girl
= Boy
= Me

- walks up to boy - r u taken?
yeah I am taken
wat? plz!
i have a girl
fine, then i hope she knows your asking girls if their taken, go away!!
- walks to back of room and then leaves room -
- walks up to random people asking if they're taken -
Now theres a way to find a nice virtual guy..

 

[SnickersMyBunny]

Once me and my friend was in this trading princess minnie hat room and we decided to say random things to the people who came in. This is how one story went:
Meto a boy that just came in the room) Will you smell my breath?
Him:yes
Him:It smells like .. well um nothing
Me:And what does that smell like?
Him: Well uh idk
Me:Well thank you anyway! Here have a potato. - throws potato to him -
Him:Here have a cow - throws cow-
I found this very hilarious
(It was a few weeks ago and I forgot exactly what we said but close enough)

 

[SnickersMyBunny]

hmm oops didn't mean to put this there in my last post

 

[NedsTJ]

This happens more often than not, but have you ever walked into a room and found drama going on? Some argument or heated discussion typically between a boy and a girl. Not nasty, not degenerating into name calling, just arguing like "why u in her room" type stuff. LOL. it's at that point that I hang around and " - eats popcorn - ". Some get it. Some don't. LOL.

 

[mikeyandscoobyx2]

This happens more often than not, but have you ever walked into a room and found drama going on? Some argument or heated discussion typically between a boy and a girl. Not nasty, not degenerating into name calling, just arguing like "why u in her room" type stuff. LOL. it's at that point that I hang around and " - eats popcorn - ". Some get it. Some don't. LOL.

' this is better then TV '

when i was new, me and my friend has this fight, battle of the new players LOL, and some guy came in with gold ears, and i thought he was some special person/staff thing lol, and he said " this is better then TV " , while me and my friend just kept arguing haha.

 

[SnickersMyBunny]

Hmm.. I gots another one. Once I was playing a game and my friend said:
Go Front! - holds up no. on fin.grrr -

 

[LittleAtomicPotato]

i was visiting a friend when suddenly 4 girls came in at once, all dressed exactly alike. We had no clue who they were. They surrounded me and asked if i was taken. One asked me to trade, and in the trade window this was our conversation:

Me: Yea?
Her: Are you taken, cute boy?
Me: Yes, by common sense.
Her: Well i am more cute than her.
Me: What? common sense isn't a person!
Her: Well i am really cute.
Me: I'll bet.
Her: Are you taken now?
Me: Yep.
Her: Well you shouldn't be.
Me: Why?
Her: Because taken is bad.
Me: OK, im not doing taken then.
Her: So will you go out with me?
Me: No, but will you go out of this room? - i leave-

or this one, im talking with my best vmk friend and an oddly dressed girl walks up to me:

girl: - Pop.is Key.is - (pops kiss)
me: Do I know you?
girl: - pop.is key.is -
me: What?
girl: I hat you! -leaves-
me:

or this conversation with random girl:

Me: Trading Magic!
girl: - kick -
Me: What?
girl: - kick -
girl: - kick -
girl: - tackle off roof -
Me: - walks off roof -
girl: - he.add but -
Me: Trading magic!
girl: - bit -
Me: What is it?!
girl: - hit kick bit tackle -
Me: ......
girl: - scream in ear -
Me: I need to find another trade room.

 

[♥DizzyDizney♥]

Idk. Yesterday me and my friends were celebrating ugly girl day. We dressed up as ugly girls 0_o. I looked like a boy in my headress and stuff then this girl asked me if she wanted to go out with me ( i was dressed up as a boy ). So I just wanted to go along with this so I said yes. We went to her room and I was like...... "Wait I have to change my top". So I changed into my princess top and she was like, "YOUR A GIRL!?!?" Then she said she reported me and I got a message from staff [Warning] :|

 

[Froodle]

Hmm..
Boy[to a girl]: Can I taste you?
You look yummy.
Girl:Sure
Boy: - takes off arm -
Yummy
So tender
Can I have some more?
- takes off he.add -

 

[SmileGirl]

I saw a vmk name in pirates: Doody...I thought that was funny

Doody is actually a character in the movie Grease.

 

[orangemagicalsnow]

Girl 1- helping boy find a boyfriend
Girl 1 - ok who you like
boy- he says me
Girl 1 - trades me and says u wanna go out with my friend
me- no thanks
girl 1 - ok follow me
me ??
girl 1- says i got you a girlfriend
boy- walks up to another girl
boy- taken?
girl- yes
boy Aww Man!!
boy leaves
me ??