Funny Things People Say on VMK

[AllisonY2K]

no idea why VMK didn't like this name.

 

[coolkidhann95]

I just remembered this

Me and slinkyman were in same room and he had put water carpets on to many pole-type things and a pirate ship. So I got on the pirate ship and then jumped off onto a water carpet.

I then screamed Look I'm Cheese Us!! (Jesus) I got I think 2 Rotfl from slinkyman

 

[DisIvyCo]

Yesterday I was in a room and a person traded me. So go along with it and he puts three pins up. A yeti pin, a small world pin (I think), and a Club 33 pin. I was like ok and I said what are these for? He did not say anything. Then out of no where he says Give me your stitch hat! I was like are you kidding me. Then he said Or I will report you I was like OK then and left. I laughed when those pins went up. Do people think I'm stupid? I wont give away my hat for pins!

 

[dog:-)lover]

no idea why VMK didn't like this name.

It's because it has a word not in the vmk dictonary. (Baybe)

 

[HeDiedxILive]

I just remembered this

Me and slinkyman were in same room and he had put water carpets on to many pole-type things and a pirate ship. So I got on the pirate ship and then jumped off onto a water carpet.

I then screamed Look I'm Cheese Us!! (Jesus) I got I think 2 Rotfl from slinkyman

Oh amazing!

It's because it has a word not in the vmk dictonary. (Baybe)

I think she was being sarcastic

 

[PurpleDucky]

This was in sci fi dine in tonight.

Girl walks up to me.
Her: Hi do do he.add
Me: uh hi
Girl: you do do
Me: right.
Girl: you do do in my mouth
- girl leaves -

Wow I'm so immature, that's hilarious

I saw a vmk name in pirates: Doody...I thought that was funny

 

[StitchfansJr]

Wow I'm so immature, that's hilarious

I saw a vmk name in pirates: Doody...I thought that was funny

That's actually a last name at my school. His name is Mike Doody. The first time I heard it I kinda laughed.

 

[AllisonY2K]

It's because it has a word not in the vmk dictonary. (Baybe)

I think I need to make my jokes a wee bit more obvious.
I was totally kidding, sweetie. But it was worth a shot to see what kind of 'unapproved' message I would get.

 

[dog:-)lover]

I think I need to make my jokes a wee bit more obvious.
I was totally kidding, sweetie. But it was worth a shot to see what kind of 'unapproved' message I would get.

Okay... awkward...

 

[DisVolleyBallGurl]

i was at main street and..

this girl goes to this guy and asks if he is taken and if he will be hers. the guy ignores her.
then she goes to this other guy and here is there conversation,


girl:Hi your really cute
boy:uh thanks
girl:i like your wizard hat
boy:thanks
girl:i was kidding..
boyh
girl:are u taken??
boy:i dont do taken:
girlh me neither
girl:so why did u ask me if i was taken if u dont do taken
boy:i didnt..
girl:you weird

 

[thesuitelifefan]

omg you guys are so funny!!!

 

[vmk]

well...i was in a room and i am acting like a totally retard like usually i kept asking people for banana's cookies and if they would say no i would eat there shoe..lol

 

[Lovela]

Wow, you guys have boy charachters?

 

[Lovela]

That's actually a last name at my school. His name is Mike Doody. The first time I heard it I kinda laughed.

Really. There is this person, Her name is Fanny Eason. Which was really disgusting!

 

[elikapekakini]

i was at main street and..

this girl goes to this guy and asks if he is taken and if he will be hers. the guy ignores her.
then she goes to this other guy and here is there conversation,


girl:Hi your really cute
boy:uh thanks
girl:i like your wizard hat
boy:thanks
girl:i was kidding..
boyh
girl:are u taken??
boy:i dont do taken:
girlh me neither
girl:so why did u ask me if i was taken if u dont do taken
boy:i didnt..
girl:you weird

LOL LOL ok thi sis really funny but it happend to me in a trade it was so funny

 

[mystic78]

I hate seeing the taken thing. first of all it's against vmk values, but come on you are on the computer, what are you going to do date the computer?

 

[EpcotFans]

I love reading these. I get busy on vmk collecting daily credits, etc. and will get friend requests. So I just add them to my friend list.
At some point during the day, I added this boy.

This is what happened to me tonight.
I was in my own room by myself. This boy shows up (name to remain annonymous).
He says hi. I try to be nice and friendly so I greet him back.
He asked me if I would be his girl.
I said, "Why me?"
He said that I seemed like the right girl for him.
I am laughing to myself because he does not know much about me including my age! I am ancient!
Anyway, I told him I did not play taken and he said that he has never had a girlfriend and probably never would because he is an elf in real life!
What a schister. He was trying to make me feel sorry for him!
After he begged a little longer, I told him that the reason I don't play taken is because I am much older and have kids in real life.
Well he was shocked.
Later that night, he found me again and we talked a bit. Then his girlfriend shows up in my room! Ha. Well, she broke up with him after he confessed. Hmm. I just don't understand this taken thing.
Sure was an interesting night on vmk!
BTW, how do you get your vmk character to show up in here?

haha LOL so funny that wouldn't be me LOL so don't even think about it!!

 

[_Twinks&Spinks_]

OK I got one..this happened a couple of weeks ago and I never posted so here it is

- New Girlfriend
- Old Girlfriend
- Guy
- Me

- Who's this?!?
- Huh? Do I even know you?
- Uh stop getting in our faces!!
- Uh.. no comment..
- Omg! You pig! I can't believe you did this to me! You said you glove me!
- Uh whatever..
- Yeah go away..!!
- Walks away with angry then crying emote above head.
- Ouch..

 

[♥DizzyDizney♥]

It's not against vmk to do taken, but I suggest not to do it.
My little story in the Dine-in:
:me
:boy1
:boy2
: person who reported
:staff

hey pretty boy, I see your *grey*
I am.. you taken?
No but I will be
Both: *Weird stuff*
then staff comes in because someone reported them...
Who reported these two boys?
I did!
This was a false report, taken is ind of making new friend.. blah blah
Then I left because I was too bored

The End!

 

[YCKid]

OMG I have so many pet peeves on VMK. LoL but it is still fun. Ok here is my list:

~When people say "my mummy left me in a box" What I really want to say to them is: cry me a river
~When people say things like "-slaps in face- or -bites to death-"
~When people say I am poor. And they have on all these rare pins and stuff.


Heres a disturbing one:

I once went into a room, the person was on my friends list and I was curious to see what kind of room it was. Well, I walked in and there was a boy sitting down and a girl facing him dancing and they were talking.. well dirty. I sad OMG. And they were like AHHH! Well, let me tell you I got out of there so fast. Ha ha. When I look back on it, I think I should have reported them.

~I also hate when people ask for free. There are so many rooms you can go to that give free. Why do you have to ask random people for it???

Ha ha VMK is so amusing! So many times I want to say grow up, but you cant say grow, you can only say throw. And well, that would'nt have the same meaning.

about the pet peeves the last one said when ppl are wearing rare pins and saying they are poor its fun to dress and act like a guest and then put on a really rare item like stitch, i got so many offers for trade and the best offer i got for it was a ned pin lol!