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I had one once and my mother asked me to shock her and I refused. I still remember my SIL saying, "Are you sure about that, here's your chance."

 

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Science meme in honor of Pi Day.

 

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Somebody lost a bet

 

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That's why the boomers were easy to harm but tough to break. If you managed to go through childhood with no injuries you were a certain kind of lucky. Me. I had two badly sprained ankles when someone pushed me down a flight of stairs at school, I was knocked out when I flew over the handle bars of my bike while racing my friend. Front tire hit a rock and turned the front wheel 90 degrees to the left stopping the bike instantly but not me. I landed on my head (explains a lot doesn't it), got knocked out and ended up with a large blood clot the size of a quarter on my abdomen. That's when I got around to telling my parents what had happened. I had previously been forbidden to race. They knew something was wrong because I was wearing a hat for a couple days which was something I never usually did plus a long sleeve shirt (summer) to hide the skinned arms. The head wound was above the hair line so I could comb over it. If you're wondering, I lived through it.

The only other I'm not sure can be an injury or even if it exists, but I'm pretty sure that my right ear is longer than my left from a nun dragging me across the classroom using it as a handle.

Spoiler: Possibly

more than once. I can guarantee you that I never raced my bike again, but I had a knack for getting in trouble in school. Just enough to get some attention, but not enough to get expelled.