True story, I was dropping the kids off to a local festival in a new car and someone turned off the auto lights. At a light at dusk, an officer on horseback slid next to the car asked me to turn them on then watched as I fumbled nervously for waaaaaay too long unsuccessfully. Officer said, "It's early, but have you been drinking already?" I answered, "I really wish there was a reason but no, I'm just naturally like this. It's a new car, I'll find it." Now I have this story