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[sailorstitch]

 

[sailorstitch]

This could also apply to conventions and cosplayers.

 

[Kennywood]

 

[mrodgers]

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I think that's the funniest one I've seen yet. And probably the least doubtful of all thoughts on how this happened, LOL.

 

[PollyannaMom]

Came across this one on Pinterest. A more accurate calendar for 2020:

 

[GDUL]

 

[fla4fun]

I want to know, if no one is touching my pizza, how is it being cut? It’s not cut when it goes in the box, but it’s cut when the customers open the box. Is there some new pizza cutting machine I am not aware of? Otherwise, they are touching my pizza after it comes out of the oven.

I do like the seals on the box though. At least we know it didn’t get delivered, opened, and returned as the wrong thing by another customer.

 

[JimMIA]

I do like the seals on the box though. At least we know it didn’t get delivered, opened, and returned as the wrong thing by another customer.

Unless they put it in a NEW box...

 

[DLgal]

I want to know, if no one is touching my pizza, how is it being cut? It’s not cut when it goes in the box, but it’s cut when the customers open the box. Is there some new pizza cutting machine I am not aware of? Otherwise, they are touching my pizza after it comes out of the oven.

I do like the seals on the box though. At least we know it didn’t get delivered, opened, and returned as the wrong thing by another customer.

A pizza cutter is not a hand.

 

[PollyannaMom]

 

[willowsnn3]

 

[fla4fun]

A pizza cutter is not a hand.

True, but these days, hands might be cleaner. I doubt that pizza cutter is cleaned more than once a day, no matter who touches it. I wonder if you can request your pizza uncut? Perhaps that will be the next big thing in the commercials, now that they all have contact free delivery and extra hot, allegedly untouched pies.

 

[willowsnn3]

Summer 2020

 

[willowsnn3]

 

[DLgal]

True, but these days, hands might be cleaner. I doubt that pizza cutter is cleaned more than once a day, no matter who touches it. I wonder if you can request your pizza uncut? Perhaps that will be the next big thing in the commer, now that they all have contact free delivery and extra hot, allegedly untouched pies.

It's rolling through a 450 degree pizza. Any germs on it will be obliterated immediately. It's not a concern.

 

[BrianL]

True, but these days, hands might be cleaner. I doubt that pizza cutter is cleaned more than once a day, no matter who touches it. I wonder if you can request your pizza uncut? Perhaps that will be the next big thing in the commercials, now that they all have contact free delivery and extra hot, allegedly untouched pies.

Most places will allow you to request uncut pizza. Usually it's for when you want to make smaller slices out of it. You can also usually rrequest "party cut" which is a bunch of little squares. I don't know if the big chains do it, but it's not too unusual.

 

[GDUL]

 

[GDUL]

 

[fly girl]

 

[PollyannaMom]