Funny Bumper Stickers

[dejr_8]

Saw this one on the way to work today

"Lacrosse moms can beat up soccer moms"

 

[JB111107]

On the back of a pick up truck obviously driven by someone in the USMC:

"God Bless our Troops...especially our snipers"

 

[nealymouse]

two I can think of

My DD horse instructor has one on her truck that says

"Silly cowboy, trucks are for girls"

The other

"Having children is like being pecked to death by chickens"

 

[Charade]

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog"

 

[maslex]

My two favorite ones are....

Horn's Broke...Watch for Finger

&

Unles you're a hemorroid, get off my a$$


LOL

 

[JB111107]

My two favorite ones are....

Horn's Broke...Watch for Finger

&

Unles you're a hemorroid, get off my a$$


LOL

Ok those made me laugh!

 

[GreatDaneMom]

For Christmas one of my kids gave me...

Great Dane Food Slave


True, true....

 

[lovesmurfs]

My favorite is "Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move."

 

[Geoff_M]

It bugs me that people think they can oversimplify complex issues down to "bumper sticker politics", so it cracked me up when I saw a car that had this on the left side:

"Pro-this!"

..and on the right side:

"Anti-that!"

 

[DisneyMomma824]

I think the best one I saw was on a Chevy Train Blazer and it said - "Save gas, drive a motorcycle" I was like, yeah, and right now your guzzling all the gas with your Trail Blazer!!!!

Another one I've seen often is "Don't get to close, or I'll flick a boogie at your car"


The ones I HATE are the boy peeing on whatever. Especially the ones that are in color, and you can see the color of the... you know what. Whats the point of that?!??!

 

[blu3d3vil]

I recently added a bumper sticker to my car. It gets 1 of 2 reactions - either a laugh or I get the finger.

It says - Impeach Obama

 

[JB111107]

I recently added a bumper sticker to my car. It gets 1 of 2 reactions - either a laugh or I get the finger.

It says - Impeach Obama

BEST ONE OF THE DAY

 

[dispor]

"Driver carries no cash. (Kids play hockey.)"

 

[freckles and boo]

I hate bumper stickers unless they are on beaters. Then I say the more the better.

Someone nearby has a nice new car they gacked up with stickers. Among the cuter ones on the brand new Subaru...

333 (Only half evil)
I like to spoon after I (insert other utensil here)

 

[sdarwkcabemanmy]

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

I've also seen Witches do it on broomsticks a few times at large town-sponsored events (like the 4th of July, etc) and I'm always curious as to who drives that car.

My favorite?
Like to tailgate? I downshift FAST! was on the back of a big truck at the mall

 

[Minnie_me]

This one made my DDs laugh:

"I'm only speeding because I really have to poop."

 

[friendofgusgus]

Oh my word - one of my teens gave the "really have to poop" bumper sticker to another of my teens for the holidays this year! They both loved it!

Another that was gifted to another member of the family this year:

"Nuttier than a squirrel turd"

Gotta love that holiday spirit in our house!

 

[mom2rb]

I saw one yesterday that said "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity".

 

[SC Minnie]

I saw this one on a car at the grocery store the other week-

"things haven't been the same since the house fell on my sister" there was a pic of a house and the legs from the witch from the Wizard of Oz sticking out.
I don't have a sister but this one just cracked me up.