Funniest Quotes Thread...

[lucky_bunni]

Ok, I'm going to try one more time tonight to start a popular "fun" thread. Think of (or look up on IMDb) some of your favorite funny quotes and post them for us so we can have a good laugh in between fighting about GW. HEHE!

Mine is from Absolutely Fabulous:

Patsy Stone: "She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."

 

[parrothead365]

From Jaws "We need a bigger boat"

 

[trishy]

from Willy Wonka:

The one I use all the time:

Willy Wonka: We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.

or another favorite from same show:

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house?
Willy Wonka: Why, having fun?

 

[melk]

Since I just replied to a Planes, Trains and Automobiles thread:

"We'd have a better chance playing pick up sticks with our butt cheeks than we would getting a flight out of here tonight."

 

[Desiree]

My favorite fun "insult" is from Jaws 3

"Take a flying leap of a rolling donut down a gravel driveway!"