Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[seetheworld]

We were at Cape May for the character breakfast and this 7ish yo boy kept yyelling" hey squirrel you didn't sign my book" to Chip.

Oh my goodness, I cannot stop laughing - that is so funny!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

The funniest thing I ever heard at MK definately came out of my OWN Mouth, unintentionally of course!!

So I'm saying "Please, Elliot, get back in the stroller. Come on Elliot, come on over here and sit, please. Come on, you can sit over here and play with your nuts"!!! Well, there was a young guy sitting next to me (with his infant child) who started to snicker (like you snicker in church when you know you shouldn't be snickering).

That reminds me of what my 17yo DD said the other night when we went out to dinner. We were seated at a big table with some bench seats and she was sitting in between two connected benches. In a loud voice she said, "I don't want to sit on a crack". Of course, me being the mature mother that I am, thought that was SO funny. She will not live that one down anytime soon (ie, this lifetime). LOL

T&B

 

[Philadisney]

i did the CP in fall of 2002 and actually wrote down some of the more amusing things i heard from guests during my four month stay at epcot. some memorable ones to me were from when i was working at the food and wine festival. one day i was selling chocolates and an older gentleman came up to me and announced, "i am offering myself as a person emminently qualified to taste truffles." then i was at a booth selling new zealand mussels and someone asked me for a fork, only they said "i need an implement to remove the miserable bodies from their homes." then there was the day a small boy in a cape & mickey ears ran up to me and shrieked, "I AM THE DEVIL!!!!"

i also once heard an exchange between a little girl and her mom:
girl: Mommy, does Santa Claus know I was bad?
mom: Yes. He knows everything. AND SO DOES GOD.
(just a spooky thing to overhear at The Happiest Place On Earth)

this thread rules! so much fun.
:jumping4:

 

[pampam]

My DM and DMIL were in line at Jungle Cruise. A long line. A very long line. And as they waited and worked their way up the line my DMIL complained. She never shut up, complaining all the time about how long the line was, and Disney should do something about it, and she was tired of waiting. Eventually the gentleman behind them got tired of listening to her so he said "Oh, this isn't the lineup to Jungle Cruise. This is the lineup for the washroom!" My DMIL believed him.

 

[MandaPerry]

The funniest thing I have ever heard came from my own mother. It was our first trip to the world and we were staying at the Poly we were getting on the elevator and my mother say's " Oh its to bad that the happy people must have checked out" What? " Yes the happy people that sing every in there room every morning" when we relized what she was talking about we almost wet ourselves. Near the elevators are speakers that play poly music this morning they were off. She really thought the music she was hearing was a family singing in there rooms before heading off to the parks to this day we still ask her about the happy people

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Last Friday it rained. It rained, and rained, and rained. I despise rain, so I was in a bad mood from the word "Go". We were at AK that day and DH and I were getting rather snarky with each other. He wanted to go back to the hotel because his feet were sore, but we still had a few things to see and the parade was starting soon, etc. Well, we were at the Rafiki thing (the name of which escapes me at the moment) and we JUST missed the train back to the regular part of the park. Grrr. DH and I are going round and round and DS is watching these people over to one side of us. The little girl was eating a Mickey bar and smiling blissfully and DS wails "I wish our family was HAPPY!"

It's much funnier NOW than it was at the time. At the time I said something to the effect of "Fine. Daddy can go back to the hotel, you can get a new family, and I will finish AK by myself." Not my best moment.

 

[TinkUSMC]

We just got back from our honeymoon...I think the best one we heard was at AK on Dinosaur...a castmember yells out, "The dinosaurs love you! You taste like wedding cake!"

 

[DepCor0311]

Last December we were at MK waiting in line for Philharmagic. We overheard this lady arguing with a CM, pretty loudly, saying "But I have one of thes FastPass things...why won't you let me in?" The CM calmly replied "Ma'am, these FastPasses are expired...and they're for Peter Pan."

We were crackin' up.

 

[Manny917]

My DW was in the bathroom overheard an older sister(say around 12) helping her little sister(say around 5) in the next stall. So as the little one is finishing up the older sister tells the little one that someone is watching them from behind the sensor , and that when they see she is done doing her thing that they will flush the toilette for you. Needless to say that gave us a good chuckle when my DW came out an told me about it.

 

[jjarman]

My DM and DMIL were in line at Jungle Cruise. A long line. A very long line. And as they waited and worked their way up the line my DMIL complained. She never shut up, complaining all the time about how long the line was, and Disney should do something about it, and she was tired of waiting. Eventually the gentleman behind them got tired of listening to her so he said "Oh, this isn't the lineup to Jungle Cruise. This is the lineup for the washroom!" My DMIL believed him.

I am going to remember to use this one.

 

[AMYSER]

My all time favorite, was overheard when I was kid, when there was but 2 parks. Just outside Journey into Imagination, a mother was encouraging her daughter to go see "fragment".
I still have a fragment of my imagination!

 

[Philadisney]

this is my favorite thread....bump!

 

[dawgsgirl]

I was with my cousin and her 7 year old daughter at AK. We were in Africa and went to the bathroom that is there in the "village" and looks like Africa. As we start toward the door, the kid stops, plants her feet and screams, "Why are you taking me to a nasty bathroom? You know I will not go to a nasty bathroom, etc., etc." Everybody around was laughing and we had to drag her on in the door, with her mouthing off and resisting all the way. Of course, the bathroom was spotless and she was shocked. Those themed bathrooms can be quite amazing!

 

[Peter Pirate]

This good looking female CM comes up to me and says "Is that dole whip in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" ... Sadly, the dole whip then dripped downmy leg.

 

[FatCow]

This good looking female CM comes up to me and says "Is that dole whip in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" ... Sadly, the dole whip then dripped downmy leg.

pardon my ignoarnce, what is a "dole whip"?

 

[explorer1977]

when I went down with my family and best friend, she was in line at the canada pavillion for a beavertail. Ahead of her is an older couple, obviously not from Canada who are reading the sign....

Wife: It says here that they're "deep fried pastry shaped as the tail of Canada's favourite animals....Moose tails...they must be moose tails."


LOL

we still joke that beavertails are actually moose tails!

Mel

 

[TwoOldPoohs]

This thread is so much fun to read!

We were waiting to go through the bag check at MK when the cutest little girl behind us asked her mother why the bags were being checked. Her mother explained "so people don't bring in things they're not supposed to." With a very serious tone, the little girl asked "you mean ... like apples?" Maybe you had to be there, but we thought it was funny.

Later that day, we noticed a window (can't remember where) with a Snow White theme ... and it was filled with ... apples! (Confiscated guest apples, perhaps?)

 

[EpcotQueen]

Several years ago while at DL at park closing, little boy being dragged out by parent obviously did not want to leave. He tore free, turned about, and bolted down a deserted Main Street yelling, "No! No! I won't leave!" Several members of the clean-up crew bolted after him in addition to parent. Looked like a Keystone Cops scene. We still talk about it. (Actually, my DH has the same problem with ME!)

 

[tomerin]

thanks for the smiles this morning.!!!

i am sitting here looking outside occasionally watching the snow come down harder and drifiting higher and higher. so my thought as they often do, drift to WDW.

this thread is great keep the great stories coming.

snowbound in long island

 

[MELSMICE]

pardon my ignoarnce, what is a "dole whip"?

It's a soft serve ice cream type treat. You can get them in Adventureland across from the Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse. They are pineapple flavored. A must have treat for my family on every trip!