Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[cleo]

When DS was 2 we had a long trip to Disney. Late one night at the MK he was totally overdone but we wanted one last ride so we lined up for Peter Pan. By the time the ride ended DS was about bouncing off the walls. As I picked him up to exit the ride his little hands grabbed the bar and he began screaming (as loud as he could!) "We have to fly to Neverland! We have to fly to Neverland!!!" It took two adults to pry his fingers loose, and we slunk away like the bad parents we were.

Another time we were in MK and a father of 3 was walking beside us looking at his park map, apparently for info on the nighttime fireworks. He stopped, turned to his children, and said, "Anyone know what time TwinkerBear's Flight is tonight?"

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

When DS was 2 we had a long trip to Disney. Late one night at the MK he was totally overdone but we wanted one last ride so we lined up for Peter Pan. By the time the ride ended DS was about bouncing off the walls. As I picked him up to exit the ride his little hands grabbed the bar and he began screaming (as loud as he could!) "We have to fly to Neverland! We have to fly to Neverland!!!" It took two adults to pry his fingers loose, and we slunk away like the bad parents we were.

Another time we were in MK and a father of 3 was walking beside us looking at his park map, apparently for info on the nighttime fireworks. He stopped, turned to his children, and said, "Anyone know what time TwinkerBear's Flight is tonight?"

TwinkerBear's?!..... That's hilarious!

 

[Scoobmuzic]

We were at MGM last week on Star Tours. As everyone is getting seated and buckling up, this little voice pipes up and says "Mom, are we really going into outer space?" everyone cracked up.

 

[Philadisney]

best thread ever

 

[BluOrchid2]

So I'm saying "Please, Elliot, get back in the stroller. Come on Elliot, come on over here and sit, please. Come on, you can sit over here and play with your nuts"!!!

 

[MickeyFlirt]

We went to WDW in Aug and with DD, 5. She was amazed tha Disney made all this stuff that looked real and really wasn't. While we were riding POC it started to rain so when we got off the ride we happened to pass an area in the roof that had a place cut out and the so the rain was coming through. DD looked at me and DH and said "look mommy Disney even makes fake rain"

 

[sodaseller]

Yesterday at AK as we pulled into Rafiki's Planet Watch on the train - "where is the next stop - we might want to get off there?"

 

[TDC Nala]

On the monorail ramp right outside of the highly visible Magic Kingdom..

"Is the the Contemporary hotel?"

 

[Toadi]

During MVMCP parade early one December, we were (apparently) standing next to a British family and as the gingerbread people appeared, we heard "look! the biscuit boys!" ... how cute!

 

[minivan3]

"Anyone know what time TwinkerBear's Flight is tonight?"

We were waiting for the fireworks to start at Cinderella's castle one night, and I hear a Middle-Eastern man say behing me:" Who is this Twinkerbelle?"

Everytime we are waiting to see the fireworks now we laught at this and try to be the first to say "There is Twinkerbelle!"

 

[jkovick]

And what about everyone's favorite....you are walking up Main Street starting a fun filled day at the MK and you overhear someone in the family next to you saying "we're going to be in Disney World today but we will do Epcot tomorrow." Even our 6 year old loves to hear that one.

That one gets me every time. Hello! It's the Magic Kingdom!

 

[alikat99]

Ok, I've just found this thread and it's taken quite a while (and a LOT of laughs) to get through all the posts. I have a few to add to the list.

1. We were at MK a few weeks ago and I overheard a man talking to his son telling him that he remembered coming to WDW for the first time in 1969. I didn't have the heart to tell him that WDW didn't even open until 1971.

2. My family and DH's family were at MGM for the day and my DMIL asks us why everyone is wearing Mickey dunce hats. We all cracked up because she was referring to the Mickey Sorcerer Hats. After that comment, someone ran to the closest store and bought DMIL a "dunce hat" of her very own.

3. We were on one of the WDW buses and a woman asks her DH if Disney created all of the canals, or did they build WDW around the canals. My DH thought it was hysterical, since all the canals are perfectly straight.

 

[Tink03477]

I have one similar to Mickeygirl. The first time my son and I went to WDW he was 9 (he's 16 now) and he wouldn't go on TOT, so I went by myself. Thank goodness some girls took me under their wing as I was scared to DEATH! I was actually crying when I got off and shaking so bad. I had no idea what to expect and boy was I shocked. So, my job is to be "ride tester" for my then 9 year old. Of course after seeing me crying, it was a no-go for him. lolol I explained it to him in major detail on our next trip when he was 10 and he decided to try it. I'm still petrified, but will do it for him. Now I told him second by second of this ride so you can imagine his horror when the drops when out of sequence of what I had told him. The picture that got snapped on that ride is of him and I in the front row facing each other with him yelling to me "you lied, this is not the drops you told me" with me yelling back to him "I didn't know they changed it"! (and I truly didn't know). His face is horrified! I bought the picture of course. It's too funny, we're both turned almost entirely facing each other, oblivous to everyone else. It's been his favorite ride since then too. It still scares the heck out of me, but I still go on it.

 

[Philadisney]

We went to WDW in Aug and with DD, 5. She was amazed tha Disney made all this stuff that looked real and really wasn't. While we were riding POC it started to rain so when we got off the ride we happened to pass an area in the roof that had a place cut out and the so the rain was coming through. DD looked at me and DH and said "look mommy Disney even makes fake rain"

ha that reminds me of when i was on the college program working at epcot. one day it was raining and a frustrated woman came up and demanded that i ask disney to turn off the rain. i explained that i didn't think that was possible and she accused WDW of making it rain so that people would have to buy umbrellas and ponchos scary!

 

[firen'ice]

That one gets me every time. Hello! It's the Magic Kingdom!

similar, and still as annoying. I'm from the west coast (vancouver, BC, Canad!) and people a) call where I go (WDW) Disneyland and b) call the MK Disneyland...URRGGHH! And sometimes I go through a little speach and other times I feel its just not worth my breath and let it go. Oh well.

 

[Daisy'sMom]

Bump.

 

[lauran cameron]

I have one similar to Mickeygirl. The first time my son and I went to WDW he was 9 (he's 16 now) and he wouldn't go on TOT, so I went by myself. Thank goodness some girls took me under their wing as I was scared to DEATH! I was actually crying when I got off and shaking so bad. I had no idea what to expect and boy was I shocked. So, my job is to be "ride tester" for my then 9 year old. Of course after seeing me crying, it was a no-go for him. lolol I explained it to him in major detail on our next trip when he was 10 and he decided to try it. I'm still petrified, but will do it for him. Now I told him second by second of this ride so you can imagine his horror when the drops when out of sequence of what I had told him. The picture that got snapped on that ride is of him and I in the front row facing each other with him yelling to me "you lied, this is not the drops you told me" with me yelling back to him "I didn't know they changed it"! (and I truly didn't know). His face is horrified! I bought the picture of course. It's too funny, we're both turned almost entirely facing each other, oblivous to everyone else. It's been his favorite ride since then too. It still scares the heck out of me, but I still go on it.

hhahaha this reminds me of when after much convincing, we got my DB to ride TOT, he was only about 10 at the time and was/is still a HUGE whimp!

So finally we all got him to go on the ride and as we are going through the series of drops he yells.

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU MADE ME DO THIS IM JUST A LITTLE KID!!!!!" and he is BAWLING!!! like tears squirting either direction out of face <----just like that...he still won't go on the ride now, years later

 

[kimg826]

This thread is soooo funny, that I thought I would add a stories of my own. In 2003, our first trip to WDW, our first day we went to MGM and my DD, 11 at the time, We went to the Muppet Show and I had to coaxed my family to go. Anyways after the show on our way out, I asked them how they liked it? They all enjoyed it, but my oldest DD, says, "It was good, but mom I was so embarrassed! I asked her why? and she says "Everyone must have been staring at me when the little heart thing was talking with me" We got such a kick out of it.

Also, on our first day there, my DH was jet lagging and kind of Crabby, so when we ate dinner, we were looking in the shops and we came across a shirt with Grumpy on it that said "King of Mean". My DDs told him, "Daddy if you keep being crabby we are going to buy this shirt for you" Needless to say his mood changed drastically.

Than when we were at Magic Kingdom, we were going on the Potc, and my youngest DD, who has been on all the scary rides, decides to freak out on this ride. She did not like how real the characters looked.

We are going again in May, so hopefully I will have more funny stories to tell.

 

[ekmdisney]

I have one similar to Mickeygirl. The first time my son and I went to WDW he was 9 (he's 16 now) and he wouldn't go on TOT, so I went by myself. Thank goodness some girls took me under their wing as I was scared to DEATH! I was actually crying when I got off and shaking so bad. I had no idea what to expect and boy was I shocked. So, my job is to be "ride tester" for my then 9 year old. Of course after seeing me crying, it was a no-go for him. lolol I explained it to him in major detail on our next trip when he was 10 and he decided to try it. I'm still petrified, but will do it for him. Now I told him second by second of this ride so you can imagine his horror when the drops when out of sequence of what I had told him. The picture that got snapped on that ride is of him and I in the front row facing each other with him yelling to me "you lied, this is not the drops you told me" with me yelling back to him "I didn't know they changed it"! (and I truly didn't know). His face is horrified! I bought the picture of course. It's too funny, we're both turned almost entirely facing each other, oblivous to everyone else. It's been his favorite ride since then too. It still scares the heck out of me, but I still go on it.

That is just to FUNNY! I would love to see that pic.

 

[TLinden16]

When I was there in December, I was in the ladies room at the MK, and all the sudden I heard a woman say, "Mmmmm. That smells good." Not something I was expecting to hear in the ladies room.

Karen