Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Not to mention that you can breath through you mouth without opening it enough to have food put in it.

 

[tinkfan355]

Quite a few years ago, not too long after MGM opened I came down with my parents and my brother and sister. We went on the backlot tour and when it came to catastrophe canon and everything started shaking and the CM started going on about how this wasn't supposed to happen my mother took him seriously and started panicing. I was sitting next to her and she turned to me and said "Brett, I can see a path next to us and it looks OK. Your father and I are going to jump out and I need you three to follow us and run as fast as you can." Luckily my father heard what she was saying and calmed her down, but she was seriously about to jump out of that car.

HAHA!!!! Oh wow! When i read this i laughed untill i cried!!

 

[teddygurl28]

this wasnt in disney but ... i was out to dinner with my boyfriend and we were talking about our upcoming disney trip as usual...now i hve talked his ear off already for the past 2 months since i booked this since he is clueless about disney....so he looks at me and asks with all seriousness...."i know disneyland is in california and i know disney is in florida...but where is walt disney world...is that in europe or something?" ...before i could open my mouth he goes oh wait yeh walt disney world thats eurodisney in england or france, yeh france. i then went into my walt disney world resort is located in central florida named after walt disney himself speech...which im sure many of you have also memorized after watching the travel channel specials over and over again. but yes he thought disney in florida was called disney in florida and walt disney world was in europe (i do know disneyland paris..but thats not wdw) maybe not as funny typed out..but it was funny in person

 

[DisneyMom5]

this wasnt in disney but ... i was out to dinner with my boyfriend and we were talking about our upcoming disney trip as usual...now i hve talked his ear off already for the past 2 months since i booked this since he is clueless about disney....so he looks at me and asks with all seriousness...."i know disneyland is in california and i know disney is in florida...but where is walt disney world...is that in europe or something?" ...before i could open my mouth he goes oh wait yeh walt disney world thats eurodisney in england or france, yeh france. i then went into my walt disney world resort is located in central florida named after walt disney himself speech...which im sure many of you have also memorized after watching the travel channel specials over and over again. but yes he thought disney in florida was called disney in florida and walt disney world was in europe (i do know disneyland paris..but thats not wdw) maybe not as funny typed out..but it was funny in person

He has NO idea what he is in for.

Here's hoping he comes back a convert!

 

[bizeemom4]

We were walking in to World Showcase from the back entrance. We walk up to a family as they round the corner to France. The daughter (about 10), sensing the Dad is a little "off" says to the Dad "Are you drunk?" The dad, carrying a plastic cup says "Makayla!" She said "You're drinking everything but water!"

My DD16 and I chuckled all week about it.

 

[kayla87]

DH and I were standing in line for the Liberty Belle and a couple next to us asked us if it was the boat to Epcot. They had some sort of accent, but we're not sure where they were from. After a moment of shock, my DH recovered to tell them they would have to exit the park and take the monorail.

Another couple we encountered on the bus back to POR became a recurring joke for us throughout the trip. They were giving tips to a mom, saying they could ride boats from MK to resorts, but that Disney doesn't tell you about them, and they are kind of a secret. For such a big secret, they don't hide the docks very well...

 

[pkondz]

Another couple we encountered on the bus back to POR became a recurring joke for us throughout the trip. They were giving tips to a mom, saying they could ride boats from MK to resorts, but that Disney doesn't tell you about them, and they are kind of a secret. For such a big secret, they don't hide the docks very well...

And if you stay on the monorail long enough, it'll eventually take you to AK and DHS too!

 

[Tigger&Aidan]

DH heard this one - a family was getting off the TOT and the kid said to the dad, "dad, I'm thirsty, I want a Sprite" - the dad said, "I'm not buying you a Sprite, if you're thirsty, drink your own spit." DH thought that one was pretty funny!

 

[JustMickey]

DH heard this one - a family was getting off the TOT and the kid said to the dad, "dad, I'm thirsty, I want a Sprite" - the dad said, "I'm not buying you a Sprite, if you're thirsty, drink your own spit." DH thought that one was pretty funny!

LOL!

 

[arielchickenofthesea]

That is funny...I was just watching our recording of the Samantha Brown Disney Favorites show and they show DiVine on it. You can hear this one little girl in the background saying, "Mom, what is she??" haha

They just ran the repeat of this a couple days ago. I love D'Vine! She is so beautifuul!

 

[dwheatl]

Did anyone notice that on "So You think You Can Dance", the salsa dancer said, "Circus Ole'?"

 

[Teacher03]

And this is why I will NEVER go to PTC, I don't find this funny at all, what if, God forbid, the man had an allergy to what was being "forced fed" to him. I speak from experience I have food allergies and there are certain foods that could kill me, don't force me to eat something unless you know my history.

I'm sure if you had allergies to veggies, you wouldn't order them. They don't force feed you food from someone else's plate! Seriously, don't let that stop you from eating there, it is a very fun place. My DH was force fed AND had to stand with his nose in the corner. I thought my kids were going to die laughing.

 

[pampam]

Did anyone notice that on "So You think You Can Dance", the salsa dancer said, "Circus Ole'?"

Yes, I caught that one. I also noticed when a couple was doing a vienese waltz, in his coments Nigel called it a vietnamese waltz. I watched the rerun and put it on closed caption to hear it again

 

[tinkgurl]

Just got back today from a trip! And heard some pretty good things!

At the bus stop at Animal Kingdom, we get on the bus to go over to Animal Kingdom Lodge to check how far the villas building is coming. These two ladies are standing outside the bus, pointing at the bus and then looking at each other confused. The bus driver yells to them and they get on and ask him, "Is this the bus to Animal Kingdom?" He says "No, Animal Kingdom Lodge, which is the resort". They say, "Then where is Animal Kingdom at?" He gives them a confused look and says, "Ma'am, you're there. Just head to your right and keep going until you reach the entrance."

 

[mommytoone]

Just got back today from a trip! And heard some pretty good things!

At the bus stop at Animal Kingdom, we get on the bus to go over to Animal Kingdom Lodge to check how far the villas building is coming. These two ladies are standing outside the bus, pointing at the bus and then looking at each other confused. The bus driver yells to them and they get on and ask him, "Is this the bus to Animal Kingdom?" He says "No, Animal Kingdom Lodge, which is the resort". They say, "Then where is Animal Kingdom at?" He gives them a confused look and says, "Ma'am, you're there. Just head to your right and keep going until you reach the entrance."

Too Funny!!!!

 

[Fairyntraining]

In 2005, my DH and I were standing near the entrance of Astro Orbiter when a lady, in an exasperated tone asked a CM "Now where do I get in line for MGM." NICE, read a travel guide!

 

[Fairyntraining]

DBF and I were in Epcot and we overheard a couple arguing. The wife was ranting about a lost video camera. She kept saying "I knew that you would lose it, who brings a video camera to a place like this." My friend and I looked at each other and at the same time said "Who doesn't bring a video camera to a place like this." It gets better, the husband is taking it in stride not losing his temper and about that time she sticks her finger in his face and says "Good Job!"

Let us remember that someone is always watching.

 

[Fairyntraining]

I posted this in another thread.. but it really belongs here...

Last week :

- One of my travelling companions is.. well.. let's say he's 'gassy' and he had to use the restroom at MK. He knew there were others in there .. but he was trying to be quiet and thought he had succeededl.. till he heard from a stall a few down from him about a 4 or 5 year old kid say "See Daddy? That guy's having pooh trouble too!"

Apparently .. there was laughter throughout the bathroom..

J

 

[splashmtrider]

I have four, not sure if there funny

someone complained that there were more than one drop on tower ot terror

someone told us not to go on rockin rollar coaster because the music was too loud

someone complained that they got wet on backlot tour

someone argued with a cast member because you could not take you shoes off on kali river rapids

 

[abeyst]

Leaving Minnie's house in Toontown, I heard

Daughter: "Mom, how come Minnie doesn't have a bedroom her house?"

Mom: "She sleeps over at Mickey's, but it's a secret so don't tell anyone."