Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[shaniadobie]

last year while we were waiting for a bus to come ( it was a longer then normal wait) The kids were getting bored so my DH was playing games with them. he would stand on a line and start dancing and say he "was Line dancing" he would stand in a square and say he was square dancing"
Well the bus finally comes and our DD then 4 was sitting with my niece and all of a suddon she stands up holding the pole next to her seat and says "Daddy look i am pole dancing" She so did not know why we all laughed as much as we did but it was funny !!!!

 

[bulah1]

last year while we were waiting for a bus to come ( it was a longer then normal wait) The kids were getting bored so my DH was playing games with them. he would stand on a line and start dancing and say he "was Line dancing" he would stand in a square and say he was square dancing"
Well the bus finally comes and our DD then 4 was sitting with my niece and all of a suddon she stands up holding the pole next to her seat and says "Daddy look i am pole dancing" She so did not know why we all laughed as much as we did but it was funny !!!!

OMG! This made me laugh!! That is awesome!! Hysterical!!

I think it's so much funnier when kids say stuff like that because they really have no clue about things like that yet.

 

[GemmaPixie]

That pole dancing one was brilliant!!!

 

[LaDolce]

Too funny! I will never look at the poles the same again ...

 

[Candid]

last year while we were waiting for a bus to come ( it was a longer then normal wait) The kids were getting bored so my DH was playing games with them. he would stand on a line and start dancing and say he "was Line dancing" he would stand in a square and say he was square dancing"
Well the bus finally comes and our DD then 4 was sitting with my niece and all of a suddon she stands up holding the pole next to her seat and says "Daddy look i am pole dancing" She so did not know why we all laughed as much as we did but it was funny !!!!

I've read this whole thread and I must say that one is my fav! I almost pee'd myself laughing!!

 

[k_reile]

DH and I were at the world at the end of Free dining in September. While we were at Epcot we saw these two cute little girls with their family. We noticed their tank tops which said "Move over Cinderella", but what was even funnier about it was the older one was having a tantrum right in the middle of the walk-way. We thought the tantrum matched the shirt. If she wasn't throwing a tantrum I would have asked them where they got the shirts because that would have been something for my dear niece5 who is sometimes a princess even though her mom thinks she acts more like the queen!!

Another thing, we were in line for the boardwalk bakery and we heard a mom from behind us telling her kids that "they had to follow Mickey's rules and if they couldn't do that then they would have to go home!"...one kid said something to her and she said "I am following Mickey's rules...you are not!"

Dh and I thought that was a good saying to tell our future kids whenever we take them to the world!! "If you can't follow Mickey's rules then we will go home!"

 

[sha_lyn]

Another thing, we were in line for the boardwalk bakery and we heard a mom from behind us telling her kids that "they had to follow Mickey's rules and if they couldn't do that then they would have to go home!"...one kid said something to her and she said "I am following Mickey's rules...you are not!"

Dh and I thought that was a good saying to tell our future kids whenever we take them to the world!! "If you can't follow Mickey's rules then we will go home!"

Reminds me of something we told DD when she was 2. We were having a horrible time getting her off her pacifier at bedtime.
We told her Mickey didn't let big girls come to WDW with pacifiers. It worked like a charm.

 

[tiggerwannabe]

~ bumping one of my favorite threads ever ~

 

[bulah1]

Waiting to hear some more here as well! I love this thread.

Hopefully I'll be able to bring back some tidbits of my own from my trip that starts NEXT WEEKEND!! WOOT!

 

[Diznygrl]

Finally got done reading all 177 pages in this thread, and loved every minute of it! This is the best thread ever.

I have one that's not as funny as a lot of them here, but I'll never forget it. A few years ago while at Disneyland, I was waiting in line for something...Dumbo, I think it was. There was a mom and her son, about 9 or 10 years old in line behind me and they were discussing riding Mr. Toad next.

KID: I don't remember that ride.

MOM: Oh sure you do. Remember, it's the one where you drive around all crazy and then you go to Heaven?


*snort* I'm like lady, if that's Heaven I'd really hate to see what the OTHER place is like.

Ok, so maybe she was shy about referring to "that" place to her child, but is making him think that Heaven is filled with smoke and fire and demons really the better alternative?

 

[WickedWench]

I overheard a few on my trip.

I was in AK, near a tunnel in the fake rocks in the Oasis, and one lady says to her friend, "Is this the tree?". Her friend set her straight.

Later, on the train to Rafiki's Planet watch, I was sitting next to a family of four, the dad was talking to one of the kids about Expedition Everest.

Dad: And then you see the abdominal snowman.
Mom: Abdominal???
Everyone has a good laugh at Dad.


This was the best one tho: I was waiting in line at security at MGM. There was another family of four in front of me. The Dad puts a large backpack on the table to be searched. The guard looks in, then turns to the Dad with a very straight face and says " Sir... I'm going to have to ask you to open that banana." He said it so seriously too! After a few seconds, the dad retorted, "Why, are you hungry?" :>

 

[quiltymom]

We just returned from 8 days at the World, and I only heard one funny thing. I guess that we were too crazy running around to listen to anyone else! This may be one of those things where you had to be there to enjoy it, but it was very funny at the time.

My kids were participating in the Jr. Chef program over at the Land in Epcot. After the kids had made the cookie dough, the CM was having fun with them asking what they needed to do next with the dough. One kid said to put it on the cookie sheet, so the CM plopped the bown down. "Nooooo" they all screamed, "the dough - not the bowl!" This went on a few times more with the CM just having fun until suddenly one boy yelled out, "STOP MESSING AROUND!" He wanted to get on with the business at hand and get those cookies baked!

All the parents had a good chuckle out of that, and after a few minutes in the Magic Oven, the kids got their baked cookies and all was well.

 

[Sk8Leigh]

Overheard at Epcot as I passed Aladdin & Jasmine:

Woman: Hey, there's that guy from Aladdin!

 

[shellym]

don't know if i should post this as it wasn't really in disney.

we had just got of our plane in orlando international airport, coming from gatwick london. as we were walking towards security a small boy (around 6) said in a very loud voice... 'we're not in england anymore mum, we are on a different planet!'

before i heard that i was feeling really ill (i don't fly well)hearing that made me feel a lot better

 

[MinnesotaChill]

Couple of things from my own kids...

First time we went as dvc members and we were just strolling around the boardwalk taking it all in. My two older kids (both age 5) were skipping hand in hand about 50 feet ahead of us. Our three year old, who was behind us, sat down and started to cry, "Wait for me," he said, "guys, guys, WAIT! I'M the leader."

Our daughter is from Russia and was still learning English when we went to Chef Mickey's for dinner. "Oh," she said, disappointed, "Minnie's in the cooker." She meant the kitchen. She was so excited to see the characters I really thought she was going to hyperventilate. It was also funny because she had heard other people ask the characters things to make them do funny stuff, but she could never get it quite right. So she meant to ask Donald why he was a boy, but didn't wear pants, and instead she said, "Donald, no pants for you, boy!" If you can imagine a confused character... he wasn't sure how to respond!

 

[Rescue Ranger]

Two couples together on the monorail..... "when are we going to get to the animal kingdom"


............lol

 

[ntsammy5]

Two couples together on the monorail..... "when are we going to get to the animal kingdom"

Never!

 

[luvmy2sams]

DH and I heard some doozies on our trip. Here's one of our favorites, overheard while riding the MK Railroad around the park.

We're stopped at the Main Street station on a hold, waiting for the parade to pass. Three southern ladies and their little boys had been sitting in front of us since we'd all boarded in Frontierland.

Lady 1: Do you think the boys will be done riding Splash Mountain by the time we get back?

Lady 2 (pointing out locations on MK map): Sure they will. We'll be on this for 30 more minutes before we get back to Splash Mountain. We''re here (pointing to Main Street) and we've got to go back through Tomorrowyears, Toontown and Fantasyworld before we get to the water rides.

Lady 3 (pointing at the passing monorail): Look at that, son. Is this where we came in? I don't see the water rides.



The train pulls out a few minutes later, and we're quickly deposited in Frontierland.

Lady 2: Did we miss Fantasyworld? How did we miss the rides in Fantasyworld?

 

[sticker231]

my mom had a few yesterday at MGM.

Are you guys going on aerospace?

After Beauty and the Beast, we went on House of Horror.

What part of the street are you guys waiting on to see Fantastic?


Good thing we only meet up with them in WDW once a year. I'm sure I will have some more to add after Epcot today.

 

[GemmaPixie]

Couple of things from my own kids...

First time we went as dvc members and we were just strolling around the boardwalk taking it all in. My two older kids (both age 5) were skipping hand in hand about 50 feet ahead of us. Our three year old, who was behind us, sat down and started to cry, "Wait for me," he said, "guys, guys, WAIT! I'M the leader."

Our daughter is from Russia and was still learning English when we went to Chef Mickey's for dinner. "Oh," she said, disappointed, "Minnie's in the cooker." She meant the kitchen. She was so excited to see the characters I really thought she was going to hyperventilate. It was also funny because she had heard other people ask the characters things to make them do funny stuff, but she could never get it quite right. So she meant to ask Donald why he was a boy, but didn't wear pants, and instead she said, "Donald, no pants for you, boy!" If you can imagine a confused character... he wasn't sure how to respond!

I officially LOVE you very cute kids!!

my mom had a few yesterday at MGM.

Are you guys going on aerospace?

After Beauty and the Beast, we went on House of Horror.

What part of the street are you guys waiting on to see Fantastic?


Good thing we only meet up with them in WDW once a year. I'm sure I will have some more to add after Epcot today.

Please come back and tell us more!