Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Mrs.Toad]

I was shocked that Disney would allow for the ambiguity at the bar.

No flames, but I really don't understand what this sentence means. You're not saying that Disney shouldn't hire a man for a bartender position just because his name is Jesus, are you?

 

[starlionblue]

LOL.

That and we all forgot that Moscow was a country!!!

I've heard some people mistake Norway for Sweden or Switzerland! How on earth!? I still cannot figure out the similarities between the three countries and I spent a great deal of the last five years in Switzerland so I certainly won't mistake it for Sweden!

 

[mika911]

This comment came form a little boy on our flight to orlando last Oct. It was his very first airplane ride. It was a very cloudy day when we left Mpls. After take-off,we rose above the cloud deck and the sun was shining very bright. The little boy turned to his father and said very loudly...."Are we in heaven daddy?" The entire plane I think heard this and everyone had a smile on their face From the mouth of a child. You gotta love it!

It looks that way sometimes. Plus, I always think about how just about 100 years ago people didn't get to see that view!

 

[starlionblue]

Who says the school systems are lacking????

If you want to be really cruel, tell them that Paris is in Texas! (No, really. Look at the Texas state map!). Next, tell them that Ontario is in California, not Canada and Milan is in Tennessee, not Italy! (again, check out the state map!) I'd love to see them trip up!

 

[heavenleigh412]

Overheard At Epcot Years Ago From A Tired Mother:
"stop It Or I Will Have To Kill You. Then I Will Go To Jail, And You Will Be An Orphan."
Now That's What I Call A Threat!!

I think that was me!!!

 

[perdidobay]

This comment came form a little boy on our flight to orlando last Oct. It was his very first airplane ride. It was a very cloudy day when we left Mpls. After take-off,we rose above the cloud deck and the sun was shining very bright. The little boy turned to his father and said very loudly...."Are we in heaven daddy?" The entire plane I think heard this and everyone had a smile on their face From the mouth of a child. You gotta love it!

Here's another first flight story...
when my youngest dd was 7, we took her to WDW, and it was her first flight. When we boarded the plane we told her upon takeoff the seats on the plane would all slide to the back so she had to hold on tight to her seat.
When the plane lifted off, she yelled out so loud everyone could hear
"Hang on everyone!"
the whole plane was laughing, esp. the people around us that had heard what we had told her.
I think by the age of 8 she had learned to take with a grain of salt anything we told her

 

[Kevenswife2]

If you want to be really cruel, tell them that Paris is in Texas! (No, really. Look at the Texas state map!). Next, tell them that Ontario is in California, not Canada and Milan is in Tennessee, not Italy! (again, check out the state map!) I'd love to see them trip up!

...and Berlin is in Ohio!

 

[Tess]

...and Berlin is in Ohio!

And Versailles is also in Ohio. . .(although they do not pronounce it the same as they do in France).

 

[Pollito916]

No flames, but I really don't understand what this sentence means. You're not saying that Disney shouldn't hire a man for a bartender position just because his name is Jesus, are you?

Of course not, the man should just change his name to something more "acceptable" for Disney if he wants to work there (totally joking here, please nobody hurt me ).

 

[mickeymedic]

And Versailles is also in Ohio. . .(although they do not pronounce it the same as they do in France).

Rome and Chili are in NY!

 

[TruBlu]

Last week as we were waiting in line to get our Dole Whips the lady next to me was talking to someone on her cell phone. She told them to meet her for some of the best ice cream in the world. She was already in line and would get them all some. She was right beside Tom Sawyer's Treehouse. The person must have been realted to her because they found her with no problem.

 

[RACHELSMOM1]

Last week as we were waiting in line to get our Dole Whips the lady next to me was talking to someone on her cell phone. She told them to meet her for some of the best ice cream in the world. She was already in line and would get them all some. She was right beside Tom Sawyer's Treehouse. The person must have been realted to her because they found her with no problem.

???? Was this funny?

 

[Mme. Leota]

It is the Swiss Family Robinson Tree House that is near the Dole Whips. It's Tom Sawyer Island.

 

[HooKooDooKu]

???? Was this funny?

I'm guessing this is supposed to be funny along the lines of the following fictional story:

We were waiting in line to ride "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh". The guy in front of us gets a call on his cell phone and the conversation went like this: "Hey Bob, ya'll finally make it into the park?... great, we're in line waiting to ride the best ride in the park. Meet us where we exit the ride" and hangs up. Sure enough, the guy meets up with a group waiting for him at the end of the ride.
(Note that Winnie the Pooh was never mentioned in the conversation).

 

[RACHELSMOM1]

I'm guessing this is supposed to be funny along the lines of the following fictional story:

We were waiting in line to ride "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh". The guy in front of us gets a call on his cell phone and the conversation went like this: "Hey Bob, ya'll finally make it into the park?... great, we're in line waiting to ride the best ride in the park. Meet us where we exit the ride" and hangs up. Sure enough, the guy meets up with a group waiting for him at the end of the ride.
(Note that Winnie the Pooh was never mentioned in the conversation).

I guess "fictional" probably explains a lot.

 

[mika911]

I guess "fictional" probably explains a lot.

Maybe it's fictional and it's a joke to say how bad that ride is. I'm confused too. All I know I went on the pooh ride at DLR, and it was torture. And the cast member tried to put 3 adults in 1 row.

You do hear some funny things on vacation.

 

[bntlyclg89]

And Versailles is also in Ohio. . .(although they do not pronounce it the same as they do in France).

Apparently it has issues and moves around a lot cuz it's here in Missouri too! (Sorry completely off topic).

On Topic....my DH will "moo" at the end of Philharmagic, ITTBAB and the Muppets.

 

[HooKooDooKu]

I guess "fictional" probably explains a lot.

OK, Let's try one more time to clear up the confusion.

Person #1 wants Person #2 to meet them at a particular location. But rather than identifying the location my name, the identify it via a dubious description. The average person would have no clue where Person #1 is talking about because from our point of view, the description matches several places. But because Person #1 and Person #2 are related, there is something left un-said between the two that allows them to meet at the stated location.

I think that is the logic behind why this story is supposed to be funny. I'll leave it up to you to decide if it actually was.

 

[Amapola]

I think that is the logic behind why this story is supposed to be funny. I'll leave it up to you to decide if it actually was.

FWIW, I thought it was quite cute and yes, funny!

 

[mickeymousemom]

Easily understood. The lady on the cell phone never had to tell the person on the other end where the "best ice cream" was. She told them to meet her and they knew exactly where to go.