Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[sue]

This comment came form a little boy on our flight to orlando last Oct. It was his very first airplane ride. It was a very cloudy day when we left Mpls. After take-off,we rose above the cloud deck and the sun was shining very bright. The little boy turned to his father and said very loudly...."Are we in heaven daddy?" The entire plane I think heard this and everyone had a smile on their face From the mouth of a child. You gotta love it!

 

[tchrrx]

This comment came form a little boy on our flight to orlando last Oct. It was his very first airplane ride. It was a very cloudy day when we left Mpls. After take-off,we rose above the cloud deck and the sun was shining very bright. The little boy turned to his father and said very loudly...."Are we in heaven daddy?" The entire plane I think heard this and everyone had a smile on their face From the mouth of a child. You gotta love it!

This reminds me of DD (now 7) first plane trip last year. She was upset that she couldn't see the words to let her know which state we were over. (ummm...think I let her watch too much tv?)

 

[KingdomHearts]

This reminds me of DD (now 7) first plane trip last year. She was upset that she couldn't see the words to let her know which state we were over. (ummm...think I let her watch too much tv?)

That is really cute!!

 

[Ellasgirls]

My nephew (4) was sitting w/my sister and his brother and my mom, I and my kids were all behind them on the plane (of course on our way to WDW). As we slowly taxied to the end of the runway he yelled "GO FASTER WE'RE GONNA DIE". The entire plane started laughing and then as we took off and lifted off the ground he started clapping and yelling "WHOOOOHOOOOOOO". He had a great 1st flight!

 

[DARay]

Last week we were at Epcot in Morocco in line to see Jasmine, Aladdin and Abu and a lady talking loudly on her cell phone tells someone that she's in Saudi Arabia waiting in line for a character. I saw a number of people with their hands over their mouths trying not to laugh.

 

[gcoxua]

I was standing in epcot a few weeks ago and I heard a mother tell her son that they were going to leave and get on the monogram to the Disney World

 

[DisBride2007]

I'm still working my way through all of these but I thought I'd add my own (and bump it from Page 5!). It's not really something "overheard" but it STILL cracks me up.

We were at AK and it started to pour. We wanted to get out of the rain, so even though DH really doesn't like It's Tough to be a Bug, we figured it would keep us dry for a little while at least. So we came in and put our umbrellas on the floor. During the part where they blow the "bugspray" at you, DH started freaking out and stomping the floor furiously. I asked him what he was doing and he said there were fake "bugs" running along the floor! Um, they run them on the benches but not along the floor! He was apparently trying to kill his umbrella!

 

[starlionblue]

During the part where they blow the "bugspray" at you, DH started freaking out and stomping the floor furiously. I asked him what he was doing and he said there were fake "bugs" running along the floor! Um, they run them on the benches but not along the floor! He was apparently trying to kill his umbrella!

Oh God is that PRICELESS!! How many years before you let DH live that one down?

 

[abeyst]

OK, so someone HAD to be on the bus last August and hear DS8 tell me "you're the worst mom EVER!" I saw some people trying not to laugh - was it you?

 

[starlionblue]

But here in Green Bay, Canada is like, well, a foreign country or something! QUOTE]

What in the world are you talking about? Canada is a separate, independent nation. It is NOT the 51st state and even my high school geography teacher insulted an entire NATION by calling it the 51st state (to Mrs Kelly: shame on you!). Americans should stop dissing Canada. It is one of our biggest trade partners, right behind Japan. If Canada didn't exist, trust me, you don't want to know how bad the economy would be! Do you even know the first line of Oh Canada? I bet not. Most of us ignorant Americans probably don't even know that British Columbia is NOT anywhere near Europe! PS: I'm not Canadian either!

 

[starlionblue]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard "Where can I get a Fast-track for Fast-track..."

Or been told that it's ridiculous that you have to pay for Fastpass!

I don't find that a clueless thing to say. At some amusement parks such as Six Flags over Arlington, you have to pay $35 (per person!) to get a Fastpass! And they wonder why their attendance isn't great! Hilarious!

 

[marciemi]

What in the world are you talking about? Canada is a separate, independent nation. It is NOT the 51st state and even my high school geography teacher insulted an entire NATION by calling it the 51st state (to Mrs Kelly: shame on you!). Americans should stop dissing Canada. It is one of our biggest trade partners, right behind Japan. If Canada didn't exist, trust me, you don't want to know how bad the economy would be! Do you even know the first line of Oh Canada? I bet not. Most of us ignorant Americans probably don't even know that British Columbia is NOT anywhere near Europe! PS: I'm not Canadian either!

I realize that (hence my rolling smiley face!). My point was that in Detroit, going to Canada was not unusual and everyone realized that Canadians were much like Americans, although they did in fact live in a different country. To the people in Green Bay, it's as bizarre to go to Canada as to France to most folks and I could see many of them asking the questions that other posters had brought up ("When do you celebrate Christmas?", "Can you ski in Windsor in July?", etc.). It was not meant as a "dis" on Canada at all!

 

[LixardKing]

We stayed at CSR for a business trip I was taking, and went to the pool-side bar by the slide. My colleague and I ordered Margaritas and as our bartender poured, I noticed his name tag said "Jesus". I laughed and pointed out the irony of a bartender named Jesus, and as soon as I calmed back down a kid walked by (age 10 or so) and said "Look dad, Jesus is a bartender!" I looked backed to see an obviously embarrassed dad, then turned to see a red-faced Jesus who was mid-pour of my tequila. Priceless!

 

[dwheatl]

We stayed at CSR for a business trip I was taking, and went to the pool-side bar by the slide. My colleague and I ordered Margaritas and as our bartender poured, I noticed his name tag said "Jesus". I laughed and pointed out the irony of a bartender named Jesus, and as soon as I calmed back down a kid walked by (age 10 or so) and said "Look dad, Jesus is a bartender!" I looked backed to see an obviously embarrassed dad, then turned to see a red-faced Jesus who was mid-pour of my tequila. Priceless!

Well He did have a way with wine!

 

[Barbers2005]

Not a comment exactly, but funny nevertheless. SIL and I had just bought some light up headbands from a street vendor. They were pink with light up bobble mickey heads and maribou around each of the "heads"- they looked kind of like antennae. So, we were walking along, headed towards the Seas when we saw a family coming towards us and the guy had this huge Nemo hat where it kind of looks like Nemo's eating your head. All of a sudden he stopped and pointed at our flashing mickey headbands and started laughing, then SIL started laughing at the absurdity of being laughed at by a man with Nemo on his head. Well, his family and our family were looking at us like a bunch of nuts, but finally we all stopped laughing, he gave us a big thumbs up and walked away. To make it even odder, I don't think he spoke English- he and his family were definitely speaking some other language. I guess awesomely bad hats are something everyone can understand.

 

[BratTink]

We stayed at CSR for a business trip I was taking, and went to the pool-side bar by the slide. My colleague and I ordered Margaritas and as our bartender poured, I noticed his name tag said "Jesus". I laughed and pointed out the irony of a bartender named Jesus, and as soon as I calmed back down a kid walked by (age 10 or so) and said "Look dad, Jesus is a bartender!" I looked backed to see an obviously embarrassed dad, then turned to see a red-faced Jesus who was mid-pour of my tequila. Priceless!

the bartender was probably red-faced because its not pronounded Jesus, but "hey-Zeus".....

 

[LixardKing]

I guess I should have pointed that out (it was certainly part of the joke.) My colleague was a fan of "The Big Lebowski" In case you haven't seen it, there is a Spanish fellow who actually pronounces his name as the common English "Jesus". So when he said "actually it's pronounced HEY-sus" I said "Naw man, its The Jesus." I guess if you haven't seen the movie it wouldn't be funny though.

I was shocked that Disney would allow for the ambiguity at the bar.

(Before someone gets the flamethrower, I understand the pronunciation and culture of the region. I studied Spanish for several years at The University of Georgia and majored in International Affairs. So there...)

 

[livndisney]

We were walking thru Future World in Epcot a few years ago when I little boy behind us yelled "Look Mom I can see Chinese from here".

Once when my neice was about 4 we were riding the Monorail at night(in the front with the driver). There was some problem and we stopped for a time. My neice asked the driver what was wrong-he said there must be a cow on the tracks. She STILL thinks he was serious!!!!

 

[FutureMrsC]

We were walking thru Future World in Epcot a few years ago when I little boy behind us yelled "Look Mom I can see Chinese from here".

Once when my neice was about 4 we were riding the Monorail at night(in the front with the driver). There was some problem and we stopped for a time. My neice asked the driver what was wrong-he said there must be a cow on the tracks. She STILL thinks he was serious!!!!

Too funny!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Stepharia]

We just got back and one day when we were at Blizzard Beach I overheard a woman tell her son and then her husband that her daughter got a free photopass card and she would get to get her pictures free. Part of me wanted to explain it to her but she thought it was such a big deal that I didn't want to spoil it by saying we had about 4 of them from this past week and that you still have to pay for the pics.