Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[dwheatl]

The first time I went on Slush Gusher at BB was about 9 yrs ago. When I hit one of the bumps, I flew way up in the air. I was scared to death about the landing, but it was not so bad because it was cushioned by water. When I got to the bottom, 2 teenage boys were watching everyone come down, and they greeted me with, "Nice hang time, lady!"

 

[kaabost]

A few years ago, I went to WDW with my parents. My dad has the smallest bladder in the world and my mom and I were making fun of him for it. Well, we had just walked into MGM and my dad had to go to the bathroom. My mom and I were waiting outside when we saw a couple of "washed up old Hollywood women" characters making a scene playfully harassing guests. So, my mom and I go up to them and tell them that a man named Steve is about to come out of the bathroom and we ask them to flirt with him (my dad is a flirt). Well, he comes out and these loud "washed up" women start yelling his name. "Steve! Steve! Why didn't you call me last night????? I've been waiting for you here all this time!" My dad is a smart man but he didn't "get" that these women were CM's. He was totally confused but obviously flattered and said "Uh, ladies, uh, I'm sorry, I'm married." My mom and I were standing off to the side laughing our cans off!!!!!!!!!

 

[WDWRULZ]

We were there last week and it was soooo hot and a DH and DW were there with their crying infant in the heat and I heard him ask his wife "Who in the h#$# called this the happiest celebration on earth?" It was pretty funny.

 

[Pollito916]

A few years ago, I went to WDW with my parents. My dad has the smallest bladder in the world and my mom and I were making fun of him for it. Well, we had just walked into MGM and my dad had to go to the bathroom. My mom and I were waiting outside when we saw a couple of "washed up old Hollywood women" characters making a scene playfully harassing guests. So, my mom and I go up to them and tell them that a man named Steve is about to come out of the bathroom and we ask them to flirt with him (my dad is a flirt). Well, he comes out and these loud "washed up" women start yelling his name. "Steve! Steve! Why didn't you call me last night????? I've been waiting for you here all this time!" My dad is a smart man but he didn't "get" that these women were CM's. He was totally confused but obviously flattered and said "Uh, ladies, uh, I'm sorry, I'm married." My mom and I were standing off to the side laughing our cans off!!!!!!!!!

That is too funny! I am going to have to try it on DH next time we go!

 

[ellebeegee]

DS and I rode Everest for the first time in March. DS screams on even a mild roller coaster, so she was well into her frantic phrase when we reached the stop where the Yeti rips up the track and you go backwards.

I'd seen video on the net and knew what would come next. I hollered something like "he ripped up the track; we have to go backwards now."

Between screams my sister heard "We hit a bat; we have to go back now."

She thought that the ride had malfunctioned and that we were free falling back down the track. When we stopped at the track switch, she kept screaming to "stop stop, get off". She thought that it was an emergency stop. When we started again, she was incoherant. Her screaming had chaged to sort of panting, and I though that she might hperventilate.

I am so right now!

 

[ellebeegee]

I wasn't there to see it, but DH related it to me. I think DD and I were at the room resting after being at another park the first part of the day, and DH skipped over to MGM with our tickets to grab fast passes for some things for that evening.

He came back to the room and said, "You'll never believe what I saw!" Apparently he stepped into one of the shops to buy something or look around and this man and woman were in there, dressed in outlandish wear and just berating each other. (I started snickering; you know where this is going.) He said she had on a crazy hat and was beating her husband with her purse and yelling at him and the CM at the counter didn't say anything. He said, "I couldn't believe two people would act that way in public! And the way they were dressed. Man, those FL retirees are really nuts." He said after they left, w/o buying anything, he asked the CM at the counter about it. And the CM just shrugged and said, "That's certainly crazy but you wouldn't believe what all I see in here."

Later in our visit we're at MGM and he says, "That's them! See them? See them? They're still fighting!" And, of course, now you know THE REST OF THE STORY....Streetmosphere actors.

 

[denapoli]

My unassuming 4yr old DD wanted to go on TOT after just making the height requirement (height is the only thing that keeps her from trying any ride).
After the ride completes its series of vertical drops and everyone on the ride is still panting and trying to catch their breath. My DD, still holding onto the rail in front of us and looking forward as if the ride is still continuing turns to me and seriously and inquisitively asks me " Mommy is it going to drop yet?" I think everyone sitting in the car heard her and cracked up.

 

[ellebeegee]

My unassuming 4yr old DD wanted to go on TOT after just making the height requirement (height is the only thing that keeps her from trying any ride).
After the ride completes its series of vertical drops and everyone on the ride is still panting and trying to catch their breath. My DD, still holding onto the rail in front of us and looking forward as if the ride is still continuing turns to me and seriously and inquisitively asks me " Mommy is it going to drop yet?" I think everyone sitting in the car heard her and cracked up.

I've got no standing here whatsoever but my unofficial recommendation is to close the thread. I can't imagine ever hearing anything funnier than that!! Thanks for sharing! Off to

 

[vascubaguy]

Ok, this isn't something I overheard at Disney, but it is something I read that another DISer did at Disney. It cracks me up every time I read it. She posted it on another thread and figured I'd put it over here... (I just read it again)

Anyway, here it is (hope ya don't mind DawnaJean - if you are reading this)...

Two weeks ago, I was with my DS 3 at Blizzard Beach Tike's Peak. He said "Mommy let's play Power Rangers", so I said "sure, let's go". He walked quickly up the stairs and over to the kids' slides where you can sit next to each other and go down at the same time. We waited a minute as there were several moms and dads with kids in tow around the top. Then, when it was our turn, we sat down together, and in his deepest (albeit quiet) voice, he put up his muscles and said "Blue Power!". I, following his lead, and trying my best to play the part, threw my arms up and yelled robustly (assuming my son would like it more if I used more energy)......
........"WHITE POWER!!!!!!!" and then we went down the slide together. ARRRGGGGG - should have picked pink

Dawna

 

[M<3'sMickey]

Two years ago was the summer of calling EPCOT by the wrong name. My best friend and I were on the bus to Downtown Downtown Disney when a man and his family came on and asked for, "EPSCOT." My friend and I had a nice chuckle over this.

However, a comment on the Disney Magic still has my entire family laughing. On the ship, there's a family show called Mickey Mania. The question to the contestants was, "What does EPCOT stand for?" So the contestant starts fine, "Experimental Prototype Community of...of...The Future?" We all start laughing and are like, uh, no. The guy sitting at the table next to us goes, "Ah, EPCOF. Yes, I do believe that's the lesser known park next door." We nearly fell of our chairs. It was too funny.

I've never laughed so hard in my life until I read some of these comments. I'll definitely keep an ear out when I'm in Disney in August!!!

 

[sorul82?]

My DD keeps asking about going to EGGCOT!

 

[UltimateWDWFan]

This isn't as side-splitting as some things I've read here, but it did strike me as odd: I was on the phone yesterday making a ressie for the Segway tour, and the CM told was telling me where Epcot Guest Serives was. (It was easier to let her tell me than to interrupt and say I already knew.) Anyway, she said "It's right near the big ba-- I mean right near Spaceship Earth." I asked her if she was going to say it was near the big ball, and she said yes, but when she remembered I was using an AP discount, she figured I would understand "Spaceship Earth." I think it's funny that they'd even allow the CMs to refer to it as the big ball, but she said that newbies understand that better. (And now I guess some people think that's where Mission Space is!)

 

[LorieR]

A lady was referring to Minnie and said to her son: "Isnt that weird? Mickey's wearing a dress!" It happened years ago but I cant seem to be able to get it out of my head!!!!!

 

[disneyrocksmyfaceoff]

During the MNSSHP I was dressed as Jasmine, and a bunch of little girls were like,
"Look Mommy! Jasmine!"

 

[ZanneMarie]

My DD keeps asking about going to EGGCOT!

My DD has changed EPCOT to Apple-cot. She also says Dis-i-nee and Jas-i-min. You now know how the entire family refers to these things. I have to really catch myself to say Disney rather than Dis-i-nee.

 

[mask_w03]

Ok I love this post and will make sure to keep my ears open when we go in November.

 

[disneymama73]

My DH likes to freak people out about the rides. I have no idea why he does this. So Soarin' was about to start. We've been on it a whole bunch of times before, but the ladies next to DH obviously were first-timers and don't speak much English. Just as the seats began to lift, my DH looked at me and loudly proclaimed, "This is the part where we go upside-down!" The woman next to him shouted, "Nooooooo!!!!!! No upside-down!!!" He quickly told her he was just joking and that the ride was NOT going upside-down.

 

[Becky521]

This happened on our trip back in 1994. It was our first time to see HISTA in Epcot. I was sitting next to my DM and my DF was on her other side. My DF grew up in a very poor area in Camden, NJ in the 40's and has had a deep seated fear of any rodents ever since he saw them scurrying through his boyhood home.Through out the show he sat quietly with his "safety goggles" on. When Adam brings on his white mouse and there is a multipling ray on stage it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what was to come. Somehow my DF didn't put this together and noone else in the family gave much thought to his fear. When the mouse was duplicated and then the results started to scamper of the stage and I felt them against my legs I suddenly became aware of a commotion to my right. When I turned what I saw was my DF standing on the arms of his chair yelling "J^@#@ C*#@%@ Rats!!!" Well, the rest of the show was a total loss for both my DM and I as we couldn't see the screne through the tears. This continued to cause spontaeous snickers from both of us all day every time we thought of him standing above the audience or saw anything related to mice, easy to do at WDW.

Just 138 days till our Christmas trip at ASMu family suites with Karen and Nick !!



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[mammoth_fan]

Recently heard comment, " Oh, don't worry about that mess, we are used to it, our kid pukes all the time."

If we'd been there recently, that could have been us. DD is a puker, so we try to help other parents when their kid upchucks in public.

 

[mikayla73]

I am here! These are great. I am just subbing so I can read it all. I also heard something about a shocker thead so I am off to find that too! I am gonna be here a very looonnng time!