Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[maslex]

Oh my goodness 5 Disney Fans, I'm in tears reading that bus story about the smell. I can just picture it too. How funny, yet embarassing.

 

[DisneyDotty]

Oh my goodness 5 Disney Fans, I'm in tears reading that bus story about the smell. I can just picture it too. How funny, yet embarassing.

To me that's more frightening than funny. Hits too close to home--could easily have been my DH, but he wouldn't have the dogs around on which to blame the smell!

 

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[disfanalicia]

i remember the first day i had EVER been to MK we got stuck after Wishes and we were sooooo tired we got on the but and the bus driver started driveing then all the sudden she SCREAMS MY NAME IS ALICE I HAVE NO MICROPHONE throughout the whole bus ride she kept saying it my whole family thought it was so funny

 

[disfanalicia]

the thing i posted doesnt go with this thread but ohh well SORRY

 

[heidijot]

Good Afternoon from rainy Massachusetts!!!

The favorite "funny" comment that gets us every time in the lines for Splash Mountain and the Rali River Raft Ride......"Are we going to get wet on this ride??"""


Heidi

 

[Loves Disney]

I have heard so many comments like that in line for both those rides!! Very funny indeed.

I hear a lot of people referring to the Magic Kingdom as Walt Disney World. I heard people talking to each other saying things such as, "Tomorrow we will do MGM, then Animal Kingdom and I was thinking after that we could do Disney."

 

[2Princes2Princesses]

I have a couple from our most recent trip.

First was while walking through the FP queue to Kilamanjaro Safari's. The woman behind us was telling her friend not to worry, the ride was mild. HEr friend said, "But what if we get a crazy driver?" The woman replied, "Dear....they don't really drive those things!!"

Next was while DH, my sister and I were browsing in Villians In Vogue. THis one REALLY cracked us up because my 2-yr old DD was being a nut all week. THere was a man holding a little girl, probably between 1 and 2 yrs old. She was SCREECHING at the top of her lungs. The CM walked up to them and said "Now there, what is the problem?" Before she could answer, her Dad replied, "The problem is that she is EVIL!"

And the last was my own mom. We did a FP for Buzz Lightyear...her first ever. She kept talking about how guilty she felt walking by everyone. Well, when the ride was over we were waiting for my DS outside while he looked at the pics and she had this little smile on her face. I asked what she was so happy about and she said "I felt like we cut everyone" I told her don't worry about it. She then laughed and said "I feel so dirty" Heehee

The rest of the trip EVERYTHING was Fastpass to her. She kept asking me if I had a Fastpass for dinner. I was like mom.....ADR, not fastpass. She also kept calling Test Track fastpass.

 

[dizmomof2]

This is one I read years ago on the rec.arts board. It still makes me laugh today.

Husband, wife and three young boys in Disney for the first time with kids. The wife and kids are lined up waiting for the parade to start. Dad need to go to the washroom. Mom, very excited to see the parade with her kids, starts to get worried dad will miss the parade. Mom waits what seems like forever (actually only 5 minutes or so) then decides she needs to do something or dad will miss all the excitment. Mom uses her two way radio to call dad.

Mom YELLING into the radio. "What are you doing in there! Are you almost done!"

Dad, in the bathroom stall with a women's voice echoing around the bathroom, turns off the radio and leaves the stall to find all of the men in the bathroom staring at him.

Dad returns to the family, says nothing, and takes away mom's two way radio for the rest of the trip.



If the mom or dad are on this board, thanks for the laughs!

 

[daddyof2]

On our last trip to Disney we parked our silver minivan at the airport & flew down to Florida. When we got there we headed over to Hertz, where they gave us a small flaming red car. We loaded up the bags, installed our car seat & buckled in our 2 yr old. As we were driving out of the parking lot, our 2 yr old piped up from the back seat, "Dad, did you know this is not our car?"

thats something my little girl would say

 

[gw_lit]

I hear a lot of people referring to the Magic Kingdom as Walt Disney World. I heard people talking to each other saying things such as, "Tomorrow we will do MGM, then Animal Kingdom and I was thinking after that we could do Disney."

I have to defend myself on this one. The first several times I went to Disney World as a child, there only was the Magic Kingdom, therefore Magic Kingdom = Disney World. I still have to catch myself to make sure I say it correctly now.

 

[jann1033]

This is one I read years ago on the rec.arts board. It still makes me laugh today.

Husband, wife and three young boys in Disney for the first time with kids. The wife and kids are lined up waiting for the parade to start. Dad need to go to the washroom. Mom, very excited to see the parade with her kids, starts to get worried dad will miss the parade. Mom waits what seems like forever (actually only 5 minutes or so) then decides she needs to do something or dad will miss all the excitment. Mom uses her two way radio to call dad.

Mom YELLING into the radio. "What are you doing in there! Are you almost done!"

Dad, in the bathroom stall with a women's voice echoing around the bathroom, turns off the radio and leaves the stall to find all of the men in the bathroom staring at him.

Dad returns to the family, says nothing, and takes away mom's two way radio for the rest of the trip.



If the mom or dad are on this board, thanks for the laughs!

 

[GoofyforDisney3]

And the last was my own mom. We did a FP for Buzz Lightyear...her first ever. She kept talking about how guilty she felt walking by everyone. Well, when the ride was over we were waiting for my DS outside while he looked at the pics and she had this little smile on her face. I asked what she was so happy about and she said "I felt like we cut everyone" I told her don't worry about it. She then laughed and said "I feel so dirty" Heehee

That is so funny! I think sometimes instead of the saying being "kids say the darndest things" it should be "PARENTS say the darndest things".

The rest of the trip EVERYTHING was Fastpass to her. She kept asking me if I had a Fastpass for dinner. I was like mom.....ADR, not fastpass. She also kept calling Test Track fastpass.

Now that is one way Disney can get rid of having mulitple ADR's and making them 180 days in advance. Fastpass machines at each TS and you can not get one until the day you want to eat.

 

[nacorom]

2 Funniest Things That i have ever heard happened more or less the same time.


Meet and Greet

Son: Mommy why doesn't Mickey Love Minnie
Mother: Why do you say that Steven
Son: Well if Mickey loved Minnie wouldn't they have kids??


Everyone around us almost died laughing but it didn't compare to what we heard about 10 seconds later

Mother: Robert do you believe that Mickey doesn't love minnie
Son: No mom i know he loves her
Mommy: So then what would you say to that boy about what he said
Son: Oh that's easy
I'd say to him that the reason that they don't have kids is b/c mickey doesn't have a weewee.

Oh My GOSH every single adult around had to really try hard to keep it in
people had to leave to get a laugh out. It MUST have been the funniest thing that i have ever heard in my life

 

[metsfan11]

2 Funniest Things That i have ever heard happened more or less the same time.


Meet and Greet

Son: Mommy why doesn't Mickey Love Minnie
Mother: Why do you say that Steven
Son: Well if Mickey loved Minnie wouldn't they have kids??


Everyone around us almost died laughing but it didn't compare to what we heard about 10 seconds later

Mother: Robert do you believe that Mickey doesn't love minnie
Son: No mom i know he loves her
Mommy: So then what would you say to that boy about what he said
Son: Oh that's easy
I'd say to him that the reason that they don't have kids is b/c mickey doesn't have a weewee.

Oh My GOSH every single adult around had to really try hard to keep it in
people had to leave to get a laugh out. It MUST have been the funniest thing that i have ever heard in my life

Hahahaha

Very funny

 

[Eeyore's Queen]

Sadly, this came from my own mother. About 3 years ago we went to breakfast at Cinderella's Castle the first full day we were there. Belle was the first princess to come to our table. She bent down to sign autographs and take pictures with my 3 kids and my mother asks her how she gets her hair so shiny. She actually wanted to know what kind of shampoo she used. I looked at her then looked at Belle and almost fell on the floor with laughter. Yes my mom didn't realize the characters wear wigs. But to her defense, she did only take us to Disney once when I was young. Just not the Disney freak that I am. So sad.

 

[pampam]

This happened last week. We were at 1900 Park Fair, having dinner with Cinderella, Prince Charming, the Fairy Godmother, and perla and Susy Mouse. I'm one who likes to talk to the characters. There was a family sitting at the table beside me with a young girl who clearly was a fan of Cinderella. She had on her cinderella dress, and was so anxious to see Cinderella. When Susy visited our table, I asked her if she had helped make this little girls dress. it looked so much like Cinderella's. Of course she agreed that she had a hand in it's creation. Along came Perla. I told Perla that I had just been talking to Susy, and she said that her and Perla had helped make this little girls dress. She agreed, so I told her what a good job they had done, and how talented these mice hands are. She agreed, and away she went. Along came Cinderella. The little girl was right in her element. She hugged the princess, and Cinderella showed her how to pose for the pictures. It was lovely. After she left, the little girl was remarking that the side flounces on Cinderella's gown were big, and Mommy, could you make my flounces more puffy? As she was tugging at them, trying to make them puffier, the mother said "Why don't you ask the mice. They made the dress."

 

[Poohbear123]

Can't wait to get back to WDW, so I can ride the Avalanche Explosion and the Tower of Pain!! and see my buds Poofy and Gluto, and Gropey and Dumpy!

Me too!

 

[Chap7]

When my DS was two, I was trying to teach him to be polite so when he asked for something without saying, "please" I said to him, "Now what's the MAGIC word?" He paused to think for a moment then replied, "Abracadabra?"

 

[LorieR]

When my DS was two, I was trying to teach him to be polite so when he asked for something without saying, "please" I said to him, "Now what's the MAGIC word?" He paused to think for a moment then replied, "Abracadabra?"

Lorie